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LOOK AT THAT LITTLE SLY ASS GRIN!!! HE KNOWS! HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE’S DOING! Such a whore.

AND MIGHT I ADD, THE FOREARMS!!! (Second row, picture on the right) WHEN HE PUSHES HIS SHIRT SLEEVES UP AND HAS THAT WATCH ON DISPLAY!!! The watch gives me heart palpitations. 😫

And the veins in his arms…

HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT THAT SHIT DOES TO US GIRLS!!! HE KNOWS!!!

-☁️Mal ☁️

“How am I a whore?”

WELL. SINCE YOU ASKED MR. FBI-POSTER-BOY, I PRESENT MY CASE.

*Puts glasses on*

Upon encountering a cute woman you go from wearing long sleeve crew necks to short-sleeved-open-necked GRAY (because you know what grey does to us) thin t-shirts. (You slut)

Next, YOUR VERSION—MR. TAKE-YOUR-TIE-OFF-FOR-ONCE-IN-YOUR-LIFE—OF DRESSING UP IS NOT WEARING ONE (a tie) AND UNDOING THE BUTTON ON YOUR SHIRT.

(Whore behavior if I’ve ever seen it. Am I rite?)

I SEE THAT V-NECK! Hmm… Interesting that you started wearing such…revealing…clothing only AFTER you are interested in a cute girl. (Gigolo)

In conclusion, Mr. Spock, your version of dressing up is showing skin. Note the significant amount of neck showing above. (Forgive my generalization for the sake of humor) THATS SOMETHING ONLY WHORES DO!

(How much for an hour? OR PUT IT AWAY BEFORE SOMEONE—ME—BITES IT . You slut)

Love BITES,

-⋁∧𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖆∧⋁

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“How am I a whore?”

WELL. SINCE YOU ASKED MR. FBI-POSTER-BOY, I PRESENT MY CASE.

*Puts glasses on*

Upon encountering a cute woman you go from wearing long sleeve crew necks to short-sleeved-open-necked GRAY (because you know what grey does to us) thin t-shirts. (You slut)

Next, YOUR VERSION—MR. TAKE-YOUR-TIE-OFF-FOR-ONCE-IN-YOUR-LIFE—OF DRESSING UP IS NOT WEARING ONE (a tie) AND UNDOING THE BUTTON ON YOUR SHIRT.

(Whore behavior if I’ve ever seen it. Am I rite?)

I SEE THAT V-NECK! Hmm… Interesting that you started wearing such…revealing…clothing only AFTER you are interested in a cute girl. (Gigolo)

In conclusion, Mr. Spock, your version of dressing up is showing skin. Note the significant amount of neck showing above. (Forgive my generalization for the sake of humor) THATS SOMETHING ONLY WHORES DO!

(How much for an hour? OR PUT IT AWAY BEFORE SOMEONE—ME—BITES IT . You slut)

Love BITES,

-⋁∧𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖆∧⋁

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Hey Angels,

  Welcome to Chats With S & M! (Yes, the pun was intended.) We are so excited to discuss all things Criminal Minds with you! Especially anything Hotch related, as you can see, we are obsessed with him. We decided to start this a while back and have finally put the plan into action! So, if you follow @cringeiknow or @maladaptive-daydreamer-23 and you enjoy the content you see there, give this blog a follow as it is run by us both! Before we get to posting, we have a few blog ground rules to lay out. Please read them thoroughly before interacting with any content. Then we invite you to send us your personal Criminal Minds headcanons via the button labeled “got a theory?” We will respond as quickly as we can! 

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