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miss-element-of-kindness:

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“Oh? What do you normally do on a Sunday?” she muses absentmindedly currently bandaging a little bunnies leg.

“Here we go all better just make sure you rest okay?” Cooing she nuzzles the little bunny before they carefully hop off.

“If you want to do something else Discord you don’t have to stay, I’ll be doing this for a while so you have ample time to find something to do. I know this isn’t your sort of thing.." 

“I do lots of things Fluttershy, you know like... Actually let me think about that for a second.” Discord turns away from Fluttershy, scowling as he quickly realized there’s not really a whole lot he could talk about. Sure there were the typical chaotic shenanigans but she needn’t know about those.

“Well I travel sometimes, I’ve been all over Equestria at this point. I even have souvenirs!” He swiftly turns back to face her, holding out a snowglobe from The Crystal Empire.

“Nevertheless I can’t leave now, that’d be rude wouldn’t it?”

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ladyofdragonsandfriendship:

“"Oh that’s makes sense, he would be with his mother wouldn’t he, thanks….who are you?” She asked flying up as she looked the chaos being over.

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Discord raises a brow in response, how could she possibly now know who he was? He was the God of Chaos after all, that makes him a pretty big deal in pretty much every continent of Equestria.

“Really, you don’t know who I am? Come oooonn, Discord, God of Chaos, almost took over the world a couple of times... Not ringing any bells here?” He pulls a big picture album out of seemingly nowhere and holds it out to the dragon, each one capturing a pivotal moment in his chaotic rampages.

“You have to know who I am.”

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Send “extremely casual” for my muse to answer the door while dressed only in their sleeping clothes.

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I’ve noticed a couple of thing in MLP that I’m sure has been brought up in a post before but first of all why are all kings/queens illustrated to be evil characters while princesses have all been good? 

And secondly, how did Luna and Celestia POSSIBLY defend Equestria before the Mane 6? Every time something has gone wrong, these two characters (who are supposed to be GODs might I add) have proven themselves to be useless. 

Like come on, they could be removed from the show and it would make little to no difference because all they ever do is get defeated. 

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unwxveringloyalty:

“no discord”

“Tisk tisk, still can’t accept it can you? How disappointing.”

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unwxveringloyalty:

“Then I think we can set aside our differences and just let all this slide?”

“.... Does that mean I was right then?”

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“Celestia is a god Rainbowdash, you’ve neglected to consider that fact. She doesn’t apply in this argument, god’s are kind of.. You know, above everypony else?.”

What about Celestia? She also have some rainbow hair and I doubt ethereal hair is easy to dye, that could be proof enough for Discord, right?

@chaxticxneutral  What about this?

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“Nonsense, no such pony exists Rainbowdash. Why ever would I be interested in anypony?”

“And i’ll just have to let the public know your lies Discord- Who’s that pony you like again? Her name sounds like Butter Bye?”

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unwxveringloyalty:

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“Well I’m no expert but most ponies I see have one.. Maybe two colors? Three if you count shades but never an entire rainbow.”

“CLEARLY the footage was tampered with to cover up the incident!”

“You know, it’s coming back to me Rainbow Liquids do exist..but they wash off.  Mine doesn’t so..that must mean it’s real. Unless your too chicken to watch the video.” She chuckled. “That is what one of your so called…hooves are..isn’t it.”

“Oh? Well that just means you’ve been dunking yourself into that goop for your entire life! How sad is that?” 

“I’m simply letting the public know your lies Rainbowdash, no need to sass me.”

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Friendship is Rainbows and the Magic of Rainbows, that is the answer about Dashie and her dad mane hair. That, or maybe her mom was addicted to liquid Rainbow or Zap Apple Jam.

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“Rainbowdash look, a theory! Slowly we will all discover the deep dark secret of your mane!”

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“Well I’m no expert but most ponies I see have one.. Maybe two colors? Three if you count shades but never an entire rainbow.”

“CLEARLY the footage was tampered with to cover up the incident!”

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👤to drop a coat on my muse since they seem mighty cold and not dressed properly for the weather.

“Fluttershy you can’t just go out during a snowstorm like that, you’ll freeze! Then who will I have tea with?... Here I know, I’ll lend you my coat!” Discord unceremoniously dropped his winter coat on Fluttershy, it’s far too big for a pony her size however so might as well be a bed sheet with sleeves.

“Now you’ll be extra warm, just tie it up or something so you don’t trip on yourself.”

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❄ (*rules of nature plays in the background as she pelts the snowball at him*

Discord flinches as the glob of snow struck him, while he knew the residents of Equestria liked to have snowball fights he hadn’t expected to get caught up in one himself. Nevertheless he scoops up some of the snow and ducks for cover, scanning the area for whoever might’ve thrown the snowball at him.

Surely enough his gaze falls on Ember, she must be the one responsible. Discord doesn’t hesitate as he lobs the snowball at her, he wasn’t about to be bested by some silly dragon.

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The First Snowfall Starters

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❄ to throw a snowball at my muse

⛄ for my muse to try to convince yours to help build a snowman in the fresh snow

👤to drop a coat on my muse since they seem mighty cold and not dressed properly for the weather.

👥 for our muses to go for a walk in the falling snow

👅 my muse drags yours out to try to catch snowflakes

🍵for your muse to make mine something warm to drink

🏂 for our muses to go out to snowboard/ski/sledding

🎥 for our muses to say “nah” and stay inside where it’s warm and watch a movie or something.

🌁+ any other scenario you wish!

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This picture @pcrtypony reblogged matched up perfectly with this Xkit Abra, look at her she’s so amazed.

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cxsmictxy:

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Aryn felt a grin crack across his face at the proposal. There were all sorts of ways this could go wrong, and that was why it was brilliant. “Yer lucky I don’t permanently splatter anywhere or this would never happen.” With that said, he vaulted casually over the barrier and sat next to the other. 

“Splendid, now lets see here...” As Discord turns to face the ride’s power system he gives it a zap and eagerly waited for it to take off, several seconds go by without so much as a sound from the machinery. What a disappointment, surely there must be something he can do. 

With a thoughtful ‘hhmmm’ he slinks out of the seat and towards the several buttons and levers that once made this piece of junk work.

“Perhaps I’ve broken it further?” He mumbles as he reaches for one of the levers.