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Can't claim this exact result, but I've had similar luck with cannellini beans and spinach.

Marry-Me-Chicken nothing, always go with Fuck-Me-Greens.

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dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.

no getting up. no looking at the flag.

everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.

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happy disability pride month and once again, FUCK lazy subtitles. fuck the [speaks foreign language] instead of actually transcribing the words, fuck shortening sentences and changing whats been said for no reason, fuck censoring swearing in captions but not in audio and fuck anyone who says youre being 'too sensitive' for being upset about a lack of accessibility

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Getting into the habit of drawing again with a little comic about a customer at an old job of mine

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FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

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cure of ra

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My Marvin has been more talkative lately and I am over the moon about it lol

you're telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don't like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?

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As a farmer.. homie thinking he is hot shit for hauling ONE BALE is so fucking funny let me put a rack on the back of my 02 dodge and i can haul fuckin 10 bales without needing the headers

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Nikita Chan, Curious sniff

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Anyone who wears merch of "Alligator Alcatraz" should be shown life threatening levels of hostility and I'm not "in Minecraft" about this one

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Last few days I've been helping drywall at my dad's house with this big Ukrainian guy. We both have similar education in the others language, meaning we learned it in school and have family who speak it, but we don't speak it ourselves. What this means is we would speak in our own tongues and fully understand what the other person was saying. I felt like edo period samurai roommate

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@thebiscuiteternal

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I think being autistic has made me realize how extremely hostile the environments we have designed are. And I don't mean "this environment is uniquely hostile to me because I am autistic" I mean that even normies are just existing in brutal, stagnant spaces, they have just internalized them as normal. We could have it all, we could live in such a beautiful and fascinating world, designed by humans and for humans who actually enjoy life and it's complexity and wonder. but even now it's like, seen as kinda hippy-dippy bullshit to have "excessive" indoor plants in a workspace or something