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Y'all wanna see a weird cucumber illuminati cup I found at the thrift shop?

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“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” well DONT im trying to study him and your tampering would completely throw off my results

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2x12 / 3x13

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Adoration

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What if….

Jim and Sebastian in a Cyberpunk setting. 

art © the amazing and lovely @hippano

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A few more

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I realized you can see the jail cell window from the Welcome Center room balcony. Fuck you Micah, I wish the middle finger emote was possible in story mode like in GTAV.

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After reaching a certain threshold I believe every franchise should be government mandated to receive a Lego game.

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‘veelutions

(credited to my twitter)

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Gilded Eeveelution Drawings made by Jennifer Hiew

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Me: I really love Rices Vampires, I mean they are so unique in their physiology and psychology. The way they see gender and relationships is so-

Anne Rice: the more powerful they are the whiter they get

me: God..

DAMN IT

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chained dog

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Capt. Jack Sparrow and Capt. Hector Barbossa - frenemies forever UPD - I drew a bunch of the new PoTC arts and I added them to the post. Now it’s a whole bunch of characters xD

UPD - New art with Davy Jones! UPD - more Barbossa x))

UPD - it’s 9th of June and Johnny Depp’s birthday, so I added more art (cursed one included)

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Very well, what say you Captain Swann, king of the Brethren Court? (requested by anonymous)

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: At World’s End (2007) dir. Gore Verbinski 

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If nobody got me I know Hannibal got me.