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Every time I see ibs I always think of "does ibs stand for I be shittin because that's what I be doing"

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“I’m much weirder than you will ever be “

HANNIBAL | 3.07 “Digestivo”

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Hannibal “Quantifiably Bitchy” Lecter

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cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

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Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

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why are you, as a man, showing up early for work?

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Ella Enchanted (2004) || Hannibal (2013-2015)

#hugh dancy saving his love interest from being eaten cinematic universe

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Baby Tiger小脑斧, 2018, Zhelong Xu

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ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

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Mads Mikkelsen and Thomas Vinterberg at the screening of “Another Round” during the Film Festival Cologne on 07.10.2020

https://www.instagram.com/p/CGFHOVwJBrQ/

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I’ve been thinking about these two specific images nonstop for months

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covid shot got

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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.