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when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

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my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

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Money Cats masterpost, to have your LIFE!! filled with money.

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ok so yesterday I was listening to music with my friend in art class and y’know, everything was great, we were just casually scribbling and shit, and then... then The Internet Is Here came on. none of my friends are in the phandom and no one gets my obsession over dnp, so when this started playing, I could physically feel my body literally screaming out of embarassment, because everybody out of phandom would think that it’s kind of trashy song. and she just looked at me and I quietly said ,,can... can I skip it?” and she was like ,,ye sure” anD IN THAT EXACT MOMENT PHIL SANG “...my daaaAAAAAAAAAAAAY” AND I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE THE ROOM BY JUMPING OUT OF WINDOW AND CRAWL INTO THE GARBAGE CONTAINER THAT IS UNDER THE WINDOWS AND JUST QUIETLY SOB AND REGRET MY LIFE

but i skipped it and she didn’t even seem to care about the whole thing

whilst I have a trauma and I’m surprised I haven’t cringed to death

i love my life

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As a dimples-having person, I’ve never understood why is the universe so obsessed with them. I just don’t see what is so amazing about them. I mean, it’s technically just a wrinkle?? What is up with fricking wrinkle in my face??? It’s not that fascinating????

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i foun d my old wallet in the drawer next to my bed and it had $400 in it im having a heart attack

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No seriously what THE FUCK is up with dans new found confidence I love this boy so much he is so pretty everyday I wake up to new beautiful Dan pictures I am actually crying I can’t believe Dan Howell himself just decided “wow I’m going to actually just RUIN everybody on this trip” he’s just so good I love him so much I would die for Dan he really sat down and painted his nails glitter wow I’m truly in love he’s just so pretty and confident god I wish that were me

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so far in 2017, we saw Josh Dun with painted nails, Tyler Joseph in a choker, Dan Howell with painted nails and Phil Lester in a choke-

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I’m pretty sure that if I was an asthmatic I would be probably already dead because of all the shit that’s happening in the phandom now

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dan is the type of person that makes you believe everything will be okay someday, even if it takes a little while. he makes you believe that you’ll finally get to a point of loving and accepting yourself, even if you can’t fathom that thought right now. dan is the epitome of learning to accept, love, and embrace who you are. dan is a little bit of hope.

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mom: daughter, I'm going to go shopping, so mop the floor until I get back

me: *forgets to mop one inch of floor in the hall*

mom: *gets back* *finds out* EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE IS SO LAZY I DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME FOR MYSELF DO YOU THINK I CAN HANDLE THIS

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somefucko: are you an introvert or an extrovert? are you pessimistic or optimistic? do you like this or that? x or y?

me: !!!???? both? neither??? either one will do? who am i???

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Twenty One Pilots’ and Tyler Joseph’s songs 24/7. Enjoy.

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how are you even asking of course yes

Would you buy this album?😅

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Mom: u should read more

Me: i read all the time

Mom: what do you read?

Me: *thinks back on all the smut and gay fanfic i've read*

Me: *sweating* nvm i don't read