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Ever noticed that Danish power sockets have the cutest ':D' face?
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A collection of Christian Walker quotes that keep me sane. "The less effort he puts in, the less interest you should have."
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Part 2 of my favorite moments from the FUNNY little FEARS album. The world might be falling apart but I feel so lucky and grateful to be born at the right time to experience all this art. Part 1
#damiano david#funny little fears#i've never loved an entire album as much as this one#my 'favorite moments' might as well be every second of the entire album
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This album (FUNNY little FEARS) is the masterpiece of the century. Here's a collection of some of my favorite moments. I needed to experience them together - in rapid succession.
#damiano david#funny little fears#then tumblr forced me to split the video up anyway#despite staying within the mb limit smh#so expect a part two soon#my favorites
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Update: They actually responded!
It says:
"Thank you for your message, [my real name]! You’re absolutely right 🥰 That’s a great observation, and simply just another item on our list that we haven’t gotten around to yet. But it’s important! And it’s wonderful that you’re reaching out - it reassures us that there are a lot of good intentions out there for us all to have a kind and loving relationship with our bodies and with each other.
Our copywriters are on it, and the changes should be visible very soon. 💖
Big hug and a high five from here, Amina, Sinful" And looking at their site, I can tell that they are indeed working on it! If they do commit to these changes, they'll have made a very loyal customer out of me. And may Amina's pillow always be cool on both sides 🙏🏻
“20 cm” (7.9 inches) and “small” in the same fucking sentence? Are you kidding me?
I’ve noticed this pattern so many times. Dildos with the average penis size (or much bigger than average like in this case) being described as “small”. I know everything is relative and those dildos might be smaller than an obelisk-sized silicone monstrosity that needs its own building permit, but I can’t help but think that the word choice distorts the view of what an average dick is like. Language matters. Calling something that’s literally above average “small” isn’t harmless.
What if the roles were reversed? If fleshlights that were tighter than the average vagina were marketed as “loose fit”. Would that be deemed acceptable? Probably not. I suspect the backlash would be swift and furious. So why is it socially acceptable - even normalized - to talk about dicks this way?
There’s a lot of focus on how porn and social media wreck women’s self-esteem - and rightly so. But I don’t think it’s discussed enough how the same thing is happening to men. Porn (and the sex toy industry by extension) is ruining the perception of the normal male body.
It must be incredibly painful to have self-esteem issues regarding penis size - something completely out of your control - in a world where it is normalized to use this distorting and sometimes directly degrading language about dicks. It is not okay. I contacted that specific web shop about it. There's a big chance they might not give a fuck - but I do. And passive tolerance is still a form of participation, so I am gonna annoy everyone with my point of view.
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If my man doesn't feel this way about other girls after meeting me, then he's not my man. He has to match my freak(y) level of obsession and devotion. Damiano David - Tangerine
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At least the Danish public awarded Sweden with 12 points ❤️
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Am I hallu-hallucinating? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!!!! Sweden deserved to win!!!!
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All my love (and votes) to my favorite bastubröder ❤️ You know the song is a banger when a Dane is willing to vote for Sweden (and publicly admit to doing so)
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I adore the studio version of Mars, but the ending of this live version just does it for me. Fuuck. It hits the spot 🥵 Because I had already listened to the studio version, I thought I could just casually watch this. I did not expect the chills, the tears in my eyes, and the overwhelming desire to run. No. To sprint. I've never had a pre-workout or a coffee that left me feeling this electric. My soul perked its ears up as if it heard someone speak its name for the first time.
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My brain is about to malfunction every time I remember that all three of these guys are born in 1993. Why do they look so different age-wise hahah
thank you?
#and the one that arguably looks the oldest is the youngest#as a fellow 93 baby i want whatever fountain of youth that jakob is having#sorry not sorry about the eurovision spam#it will happen again
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“20 cm” (7.9 inches) and “small” in the same fucking sentence? Are you kidding me?
I’ve noticed this pattern so many times. Dildos with the average penis size (or much bigger than average like in this case) being described as “small”. I know everything is relative and those dildos might be smaller than an obelisk-sized silicone monstrosity that needs its own building permit, but I can’t help but think that the word choice distorts the view of what an average dick is like. Language matters. Calling something that’s literally above average “small” isn’t harmless.
What if the roles were reversed? If fleshlights that were tighter than the average vagina were marketed as “loose fit”. Would that be deemed acceptable? Probably not. I suspect the backlash would be swift and furious. So why is it socially acceptable - even normalized - to talk about dicks this way?
There’s a lot of focus on how porn and social media wreck women’s self-esteem - and rightly so. But I don’t think it’s discussed enough how the same thing is happening to men. Porn (and the sex toy industry by extension) is ruining the perception of the normal male body.
It must be incredibly painful to have self-esteem issues regarding penis size - something completely out of your control - in a world where it is normalized to use this distorting and sometimes directly degrading language about dicks. It is not okay. I contacted that specific web shop about it. There's a big chance they might not give a fuck - but I do. And passive tolerance is still a form of participation, so I am gonna annoy everyone with my point of view.
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The way the camera zoomed in on Axel and then cut straight to this cute little lady aggressively fanning herself made me laugh out loud... because girl, SAME 🥵😅
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In the process of building a shelf. To carry the boats. And the logs.
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Sleep Token lyrics that are romantic to me ❤️
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You are gorgeous
Thank you ❤️ What a gentlerobot. Wait… were you pre-trained on a dataset of Scandinavian girls with veneerless smiles and hazel eyes when you were taught to recognize human beauty? Because that would explain a lot. Please spare me when you take over the world. I promise to be cute.
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