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I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh

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Funny how beer looks like piss ...... this says a lot about men in our society

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to that anon wanting more opportunities to flirt w loche, i got u fam. chapter 7 will be the one for u should u choose it to be.

u can even make loche... a lil shy. a lil nervous. u can also get them to encourage ur flirting, in their own way.

i also believe the ww games demo will have 4 chapters, not including the intro section! it will be closer to a VN demo because you'll be choosing which ros you want to see more of up until picking a route. very excited, been telling @chellybean615 abt it all night n needless to say, he is THRILLED

big hot sexy wws. big hot sexy wws. chant it with me now

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Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

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my life hasnt known peace ever since someone said people with adhd talk like doctor doofenshmirtz. because its true. sometimes i go on like 5 non sequiturs and im like do i sound like doofenschmirtz rn

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they would find each other in any universe

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Source

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hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

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Re: dramatically changing 19th century dress silhouettes, thinkin about the time a whaler finally came home from a 4 year voyage and was just like ‘WHAT IS GOING ON’ when reencountering hoop skirts.

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here’s my cosplay of that old lady with a sword

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some deranged twitter user took a picture of a ( presumptively )  interracial gay couple and was like “omg this is just like the netflix jeffrey dahmer show” and it’s fucking insane how true crime has rotted people’s brains into spewing out fucking pro-segregation rhetoric but also people are way too comfortable taking photos of complete strangers and posting them online for clout.

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I work at a big chain bookstore. Someone at another store found this while tidying up the children’s department.

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Hello everyone because this is my diary and I can’t stop thinking about this I want to share that the front door to my family’s farm house was broken and the only way to get inside was to climb onto a ledge 3 or 4 feet off the ground, using a stepladder

And I grabbed my 84 year old grandmother (who is NOT senile and does not, in theory, need to be monitored like a toddler) by the shoulders and I spoke to her clearly, in Spanish, “Abuela, promise me you will not try to climb up and down without help. If you feel like going outside I WILL HELP YOU. As many times as you need help. We’ll get the door fixed but until then you do NOT go up or down that ladder without me or my mom helping you. I want you to look me in the eye and PROMISE ME. Because I love you and I’m worried you’ll get hurt. Do you understand? Do you promise?”

And she said all the right things and, as it turns out, LIED TO MY FACE because 12 hours later she (my 84 year old grandmother) jumped (THREE FEET) down onto solid concrete (THREE FEET DOWN) and fucking tucked and rolled like a paratrooper onto the grass, through some miracle, completely unharmed, and when I found her lying there I shrieked “ABUELA? SALTASTE?” (YOU JUMPED?) whereupon she (84) looked up at me and calmly said “Claro” (of course, or, obviously)

I do not know how she has not shattered every bone in her body but she got away with it without even a bruise. Anyway we fixed the front door.

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"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."