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[cherengymleader]

[ Touya tries to dodge Cheren but he reacts too late to the tackle and ends up in a sopping wet mess on the ground while Cheren kissed him. Afterwards Cheren sat up with a chuckle ]

He's one of the few that likes to bath actually.

Points at you.

You!

@suddenlyauntiemaya

[ scrambles up from the grass ] HI??? HI??? HELLO????

[cherengymleader]

Oh he's just being the usual scaredy cat because he doesn't want to get wet.

[ He snorts, letting Maya take over and approaching Touya while sopping wet with ill intent. ]

Come here for a kiss? Maya said so, now you have to.

Points at you.

You!

@suddenlyauntiemaya

[ scrambles up from the grass ] HI??? HI??? HELLO????

[cherengymleader]

[ Cheren was currently busy with a bunch of wet fur between his arms. The stoutland settled down long enough for Cheren to look. ]

Oh, Maya! I didn't know you were coming.

Points at you.

You!

@suddenlyauntiemaya

[ scrambles up from the grass ] HI??? HI??? HELLO????

[cherengymleader]

we've had pokeprotags swear tierlist, but what about pokerivals swear tierlist❓

Okay so important to note that BW1 Bianca didn't swear but Cheren did a little bit, in BW2 Cheren had to stop once he became a teacher and Bianca picked it up as a direct result of beginning her professor studies. Kieran didn't swear in the Teal Mask but made himself start pre-Indigo Disk and even though he was so scared to do it at first, but by the time he finally decided to stop being emo he'd gotten so used to it that he can't stop

[cherengymleader]

Stew is pretty damn awesome. REALLY glad I can still eat allums after my change. Holy SHIT that would suck cooking wise if couldn't.

[cherengymleader]

Reblog if your Pokemon IRL character is an Adult!

//A lot of the pokeblogs here on Rotomblr are younger trainers, which is cool, but it's also nice to see some older characters as well!

[cherengymleader]

Feels like I'm stagnating. Like, I should be doing something, things should be happening, but they're not.

[cherengymleader]

Reblog if you've ever thrown hands with a Pokemon

[cherengymleader]

I love these buneary, I really do. But I also can't wait to get rid of them.

[cherengymleader]

Did you know? Normal-Types

[cherengymleader]

That won't spare you from Buneary duty.

What if I exploded

[cherengymleader]

(from @xxfrosted-heartxx)

Are those poor buneary doing okay? It sucks that they only hatched because someone decided to fake those documents. Like- not having the money to neuter a Pokémon is one thing, but faking those documents and letting them in a SCHOOL is a whole other can of wurmples!

Hello! Thank you for your message.

We still have them and expect to have them all properly vaccinated by next week, since they're not that far off from being able to be adopted. Thankfully their legal fumble allowed us to practically hold their pokemon sort of hostage until they pay for all the expenses of neuthering and housing them while the babies become independent, even though in reality we are sort of pampering them.

They are in good hands 👍 Luckily my own Lopunny doesn't seem to be as territorial as I feared.

[cherengymleader]

//are they going off on you for a post I made?? Hello???

//OOC how the hell does spray and neutering Pokemon work

Is it like a vasectomy or hysterectomy because of the fact that if you tried to lop em off you would probably get killed?

//i'm going to be honest. i'm not sure why you're asking me this? also why the fuck is your first thought that you would just chop off a pokemon's balls with no anasthesia and no explanation. if you approach a horse with a knife and go "hey horsey, your testicles gotta go!" of course you're going to get killed. the same goes if the horse is on fire. or a fairy unicorn.

[cherengymleader]

If they dont have any of the previous points they are welcomed.

For the last time, we cannot accept begginer pokemon for your children who are:

Overleveled (10 is the max for first graders)

Evolved (please we cannot take any unfezant or sawsbucks)

Untrained (they should be able to be recalled and sit down the first time theyre commanded.)

Unvaccinated (they will be in constant contact with other pokemon)

With special needs (we are sadly not equipped to attend to them on top of everything else.)

NOT NEUTERED. (already had a situation)

Please consider any of these points before you try to send your children with their training pokemon to the school registration. Thank you.

[cherengymleader]

Why not Riolu?

Because now we have had five separate incident where parents try to show me specifically what a prodigy their child is and they decide to do it by setting their recently caught riolu loose on my herdier and stoutland. I don't think I need to explain why this is unacceptable behavior.

[cherengymleader]

We are no longer accepting Riolu for registration

For the last time, we cannot accept begginer pokemon for your children who are:

Overleveled (10 is the max for first graders)

Evolved (please we cannot take any unfezant or sawsbucks)

Untrained (they should be able to be recalled and sit down the first time theyre commanded.)

Unvaccinated (they will be in constant contact with other pokemon)

With special needs (we are sadly not equipped to attend to them on top of everything else.)

NOT NEUTERED. (already had a situation)

Please consider any of these points before you try to send your children with their training pokemon to the school registration. Thank you.

[cherengymleader]

I really need to hear about the romeo that wasn’t neutered

So, we usually have a couple months where we allow the parents and kids to bring their pokemon for early registration. So we're a bit crowded with several small critters and a family arrives. They have a poochyena and a buneary. While they are getting the courtyard tour another family comes. This time is just a girl and her pet buneary. Eventually we have the pokemon stay in the toddler pen while the kids get a tour of the rest of the classrooms.

Now, we usually don't let any pokemon inside at all unless they bring all their papers. Proof or adoption or catch, vaccine records, and of course proof that they have been neutered. Both buneary had them so they were allowed to be inside.

The thing is, we're not a goverment agency so we arent equipped to make absolutely sure that the papers given haven't been falsified. And also making fake papers for a school isn't considered as serious as, say, making fake documentation for the league. So we had no way of knowing the neutering papers were fake.

And whose papers was it? The buneary. And of course it was a male and a female.

At pickup time, they are half hidden behind one of the beds and just, refuse to come out. They were this 🤏 close to biting one of the kids, which if you didn't know, in Unova is grounds to have a pokemon euthanized. So I have to call Bianca and her Musharna to have then psychic'd out of the pen.

And there were five eggs in the corner.

So, to not make the story even longer than I have already made, they did have to pay us a fee for taking in the baby bunearys because there was no way in hell I was going to hand a litter of baby bunearys to the people who faked neutering records. And that's what I have been stuck with for a while now. Buneary hatch and grow fast so now I have a full house, one will hopefully be adopted by Mare with another maybe getting into Touya's hands. Hopefully they will get proper homes once they can be weaned off their mother.