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How to feel like an angel
-wear rose face masks -moisturize your skin -use sugar scrubs -paint your nails a pale pink -listen to new music -curl your hair -bat your eyelashes softly -bake blueberry muffins -wear satin dresses -burn lavender scented candles -buy yourself roses
And over all take care of yourself, you are ethereal, you matter.
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Okay, because I'm a sucker for top ten lists and future Viktuuri sex, so thanks to your post on Chris' best man speech: where are the top 10 most memorable places that they've had sex? I totally HC that now that they're public, they're less reserved about more public locations!
The Top 10 Most Memorable Places That Yuuri and Viktor HaveHad Sex:
10) In a limo –they had to go to some Big Important Event and Yuuri finally let Viktor buy anew suit for him after months of protesting that it was unnecessary whichbackfired on Viktor because Yuuri looked hot as fuck and Viktor couldn’t keephis hands off on the journey there. Everyone ended up sort of side-eyeing themonce they arrived at the party because they were all like ‘Nikiforov andKatsuki are looking very stylish tonight but also kind of…dishevelled?’
9) On Yuuri’s kitchencounter in Detroit – theoretically they were supposed to be in his bedroombut they didn’t quite make it. Phichit took one look at them when he got back afew hours later and was like ‘seriously guys? I eat there! And Yuuri your bedroom is like thirty seconds from hereyou couldn’t keep it in your pants for that long?’ Yuuri couldn’t look him inthe eye for like a week afterwards. Viktor had no regrets.
8) On the beach atHasetsu – they were out on a morning run with Vicchan and Makkachin andViktor convinced Yuuri it was a good idea and that the beach was deserted sono-one would know. He was wrong but the old couple who saw them were just like‘ah yes it’s just our Yuuri and his attractive foreign boyfriend, better towalk away before they know we’re here’ and Yuuri and Viktor never knew they’dbeen seen which was a good thing for Yuuri’s blood pressure
7) On a plane –they both joined the mile high club after Yuuri won gold at the Four Continentsand Viktor convinced him that celebratory sex in the plane bathroom was a goodidea. Which it was but the air hostess gave them very knowing looks when theyboth finally left the room five minutes apart with lovebites covering their necks and theirclothes all skewed
6) At a club –Even though Viktor likes the fact that he’s Yuuri’s one and only he also feelsa little guilty that he had his wild younger years in his early twenties andgot a fair bit of experience while Yuuri never did and he doesn’t ever wantYuuri to end up resenting him for that. But Yuuri was like ‘I don’t care, youwere the only person I wanted to sleep with anyway I was never interested inrandom hook-ups with anyone else’ so Viktor was like ‘why don’t you have arandom hookup with me instead then?’ So they ended up doing that thing thatsome couples do when they pretend not to know each other and chat each other upin a club for fun except Yuuri got really nervous beforehand, took severalshots to loosen up, got an unexpected rush of confidence that was partiallyalcohol related and partially theanonymity of the club they were in letting him get properly into Eros mode and thenight ended with him completely seducing a very willing Viktor, a lapdance andthem both screwing in the back of the club because they couldn’t keep theirhands off each other.
5) In a lift – Theywere both trapped in a lift in a hotel that broke down for a while and whenthey were finally rescued everyone was like ‘oh my god are you ok, it must havebeen so scary being stuck in there alone for like two hours’ and Viktor waslike ‘oh. Yeah. Terrifying.’ *shifty eyes* while Yuuri went bright red. Thenafter when they thought they’d gotten away with it Yuuri was suddenly like ‘Viktor…liftshave cameras in them don’t they?’ and that was the moment they realised theyboth fucked up. (It was fine though because no footage could ever be releasedbecause of the hotel privacy policy. But one security guard certainly got ashow)
4) At a restaurant– Viktor did that thing at a fancy restaurant they were at for Yuuri’s birthdaywhere he’s like ‘oh no I dropped my fork *disappears under the table forfifteen minutes*’ and Yuuri nearly bit through his lip trying to keep astraight face and not let on to anyone around them what was happening
3) In the showers atViktor’s home rink in St Petersburg – Yuuri decided to surprise Viktorafter practice and it all went downhill from there. Yurio once overheard Viktormentioning it while flirting with Yuuri at the rinkside and has never used anyof the showers at the rink again
2) In a cabin in thewoods – About a year into their relationship Yuuri started to get reallyself-conscious and anxious about all the media attention and the obsessed fansand how there was always paparazzi hanging around them and so Viktor rented outa completely secluded cabin in the woods as far away from civilisation as hecould find on an impulse to try and give Yuuri a relaxing break. Since neitherof them knew literally anything about outdoor survival they just stockpiled itwith food and wood for the fire and disappeared for a week. They spent most ofthat week hiking (mainly consisting of them both getting lost and Viktor nearlydying multiple times), cuddling up together to watch the sunrise and sunset andhaving sex marathons on the fur rug in front of the fire a la every romancefilm ever. Viktor still considers it one of the best decisions he’s ever madeand now has a yearly reservation.
1) In a bathroom atthe European Championships – Yuuri promised to give Viktor a ‘reward’ if hewon the Euros which lead to them having sex in the skater’s bathroom after themedal ceremony. Chris happened to walking in on them halfway and because Chrisis Chris when they noticed him he was just like ‘don’t let me stop you’ andsmirked. Viktor was 100% ready to ignore him and continue but Yuuri,unfortunately, was not. Viktor ended up getting his reward that night in thehotel room instead.
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Yuri is not a virgin
I think that while Yuuri is somebody who’s super shy when feeling are involved, he is not when it comes to sex. Bisexual!versatile!experienced!Yuuri is my jam. Here me out:
When he was 16 he figured all the sex stuff out with Yuko, they wanted to do it with somebody they liked and trusted but with no pressure of some big love. It worked out for both of them.
When he was 17 he went to some training camp. One time after practice he and some other boy jerked each other off in the showers.
After he moved to the US some girl asked him to study for an important exam in a class they shared. When they were cramming the night before the girl said she was stressed af, he offered a hand. He fingered her, she blew him. They didn’t kiss but stayed study buddies till the end of the class.
He and Phichit had a casual thing, very infrequent thing going on almost since the beginning of ther roommateship. It was Phichit who introduced him to toys.
He was JJ’s first kiss.
He went back to Chris Giacometti’s room when they met at a competition. Chris deepthroated him and he came quite quickly. Chris thought he was cute up until he made him cry when he ate him out.
6 months before the fatal Grand Prix he performed next to Sara Crispino. Nobody will ever know, but after they stumbled upon eachother still high on performance adrenaline they kissed to celebrate the success. And continued celebrating long into the night.
When he gets together with Viktor, he gets performance anxiety for the first time. Viktor assumes it is his first time and tries to reassure him, says he will be gentle and that they don’t have to do anything he’s not ready to do. Yuuri realises what Viktor assumed and he remembers wait, I already did this, I’m good at this and makes his boyfriend come three times that night.
BONUS: Because of circumstances in which they sleep with Yuuri, as well as his meek demeanor, all of his partners, apart from Phichit, think they’re his first and only.
ALSO: I imagine all the skaters playing ‘never have I ever’ after the GP where Yuri wins silver. And consider this: everyone’s faces where Yuri drinks glass after glass and doesn’t get drunk during the first round only because this year he’s drinking apple juice.
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i’m going on hiatus for however long, i’m not really into the fandom anymore and i might give this account away if anyone’s interested, new account at @hamichimilk
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Does anyone else ever feel like they’ve lost literally all motivation and all you want to do is curl up in a ball in bed and eat junk and watch films and avoid all other responsibilities for like 37 years or so
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