saz: my ex husband is jack the ripper
Kogfell(honorary husband): show me where he lives
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DM: this giant guy comes out of the doors and says- he says-"DAAARRRLIIINGGG"
Kogfell: I eldrich blast-
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reyna makes my heart flutter 🥰🥰 especially when she’s devouring souls
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I blackout again, spaced out too often
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mm ok man whateeeever helps you sleep at night
i love u
i literally love u more
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-gives followers a bowl of hot soup and a slice of freshly baked bread-
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the music genre ever methinks
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if you had to kill a tranny or a faggot which one would you kill
oh you know man
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rip that pussy ayyyee minion penguin dance fuck yes ooh yea im a creep im a weirdo weezer
Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly
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Pirate Academia
Learning sea shanties by heart.
Studying maritime history and sailing techniques across cultures and history.
“Be gay do crime.”
Shirts with flowy sleeves and open necklines.
Not being afraid to get into aggressive verbal back-and-forths with anyone, especially regarding your passions.
Reading Romantic poetry about the sea and your heart skipping a beat.
Carrying your change in a leather or fabric pouch instead of your wallet.
Tall boots!
Haunting the locar bars with your posse of companions; drunkenly singing your favourite drinking songs and shanties.
Wanting to have a sword, or a collection of swords, but only having a dagger or a knife if anything.
Speaking of, ornate knives and daggers!
Studying historical combat techniques, especially those used by pirates and sailors.
Learning how to forage on the seashore, or whatever shores are available; studying the flora and fauna near that body of water.
Pirating pirate movies and picking apart their historical inaccuracies but enjoying them regardless.
Learning how to sail and then taking your friends on a sailboat ride on the nearest body of water; going alone with nothing but food and a good book to read.
Getting the sublime beaten into you by the sight of massive waves on a stormy sea.
Doing your homework on the beach or near a port, longing for an adventure.
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the fabled waffle smp dnd story
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