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*on this Christmas morn, CRONUS will awake to a gift wrapped up in orange ribbon. inside he will find a photo of HIMSELF in a heart shaped frame. The gift that keeps on giving. Merry Christmas, Cronus!*

*cronus is in love* 

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[03:27] TT: -She's feeling a little more well-rested, and a little less... well. Doomed might be the right word for it. It's enough to get her out of her room again, for the second time in two days, approaching Cronus' quarters and knocking quietly at the door.-

[03:34] CA: *he's been pretty mopey and depressed, but he gets up and goes to answer the door regardless, only peeking ou t a crack to see who it is* ... *opens the door more when he sees it's rose* hey.

[03:36] TT: ...Hey, Cronus.

[03:36] TT: Do you mind company?

[03:36] TT: I wanted to check in.

[03:41] CA: not your company. come in. *opens the door the whole way and moves out of the door to allow her entry*

[03:41] TT: Thanks.

[03:41] TT: -She steps inside, taking a breath.-

[03:41] TT: I needed a little while. I guess I'm still adjusting to, uh.

[03:41] TT: You know.

[03:41] TT: Normalcy, such as it is.

[03:42] TT: Feferi said you haven't been out much. I can't blame you.

[03:55] CA: yeah. wvriskas trying to get me to vwrite music ab out it and evwen though that seems like a good idea the vwords just arent coming.

[03:56] TT: Ah. You've been talking to Vriska more. -eugh- -more eugh- -bleh-

[03:56] TT: I... suppose that could be theraputic, but. You've got to take things at your own pace.

[04:41] CA: yeah and i really just am missing my muse. but thats vwhat happens vwhen you havwe your dreams smashed.

[04:46] TT: What do you mean?

[04:46] TT: In the-- prison?

[04:54] TT: -She smooths her skirt, taking in a deep breath and letting it go slowly.- We should sit. And talk. -She gravitates towards the couch.-

[04:55] CA: *gives a weird shrug before following her on over to the couch*

[04:58] TT: We need to talk about what happened there.

[05:07] CA: yeah, maybe.

[05:20] TT: -She shakes her head.-

[05:20] TT: Cronus, I don't know what they did. I know what you told me, though.

[05:20] TT: And this isn't just...

[05:20] TT: Fear of being hurt, or something like that.

[05:20] TT: This is something else.

[05:34] CA: *gives another weird shrug*

[05:35] TT: Cronus, come on.

[05:35] TT: Look at me, please.

[05:35] TT: I want to help.

[05:35] TT: Whatever it is.

[05:52] CA: you knowv no one on this ship respects me, right?

[05:57] TT: -She frowns. Then, another sigh.- Yeah. -There's no beating around the bush or trying to sugar coat things.- Yeah, I know. Is is... an uphill battle. And I know you didn't really choose this, either.

[06:01] CA: so then you get vwhy an offer to leavwe vwould be so appealing for me.

[06:02] TT: -Oh. There's a feeling of pressure there, on her chest.-

[06:03] TT: What sort of offer...

[06:03] TT: Are you talking about?

[06:03] TT: -She keeps her tone as level and even as she can, but her mind is already going wild.-

[06:12] CA: i vwas told i could leavwe and not only stop the vwar from evwen still happening but basically become vwhat i vwas meant to be.

[06:17] TT: And just what are you meant to be, according to what they told you?

[06:20] CA: part of the reason the vwar is evwen happening in the first place is because the archmage of europa thinks im dead.

[06:25] TT: -She looks away. It's a slow process, chewing through this stuff. And she's got a cold feeling that's spreading from the tips of her fingers.- I know that. I remember. That was before we knew about the Empress. Or what they were doing on Earth. Things have changed.

[06:40] CA: it doesnt mean i cant do something about it.

[06:46] TT: On their terms, though? They-- killed someone, for god's sake. One of ours. -She sighs, resting her forehead against her hands, eyes shut as though quietly fighting back a throbbing headache.-

[06:46] TT: Cronus,

[06:48] TT: What do you think you'd say to that man? The Archmage? If you actually had the opportunity.

[06:48] TT: I want to know.

[07:09] CA: ... *that really has him thinking and he looks down at the floor* i dont knowv. our relationship vwas... complicated.

[07:19] TT: Do you think you'd be happy to see you?

[07:21] TT: I...

[07:21] TT: Hope so, anyways.

[07:48] CA: i dont knowv. partly.

[07:52] TT: Would you have gone?

[07:53] CA: ...

[07:53] CA: i vwas leaning tovwards yes.

[07:54] TT: If you had...

[07:54] TT: I don't know what I'd think.

[07:54] TT: It is your choice, either way.

[07:55] TT: But those people...

[07:55] TT: They support the Empress. They support the Alternia I knew.

[07:55] TT: A special kind of hell.

[07:58] CA: *looks down at his gloved hands*

[08:04] TT: And for what it is worth.

[08:04] TT: I...

[08:04] TT: However selfish as the reasons may be...

[08:04] TT: Prefer that you are here.

[08:10] CA: ... yeah. i get it.

-- tenebrousThorns [TT] is now an idle chum! --

[08:25] TT: ...Are you alright?

[08:26] CA: i dont knowv.

[08:26] CA: im miserable.

[08:28] TT: That's not alright.

[08:34] CA: ivwe been miserabl for perigees but i thought maybe if i vwere charming enough people vwould like me. i thought maybe if i molded myself in vways people vwould like me itd vwork but no one likes me.

[08:35] CA: my cellmates vwould havwe probably just left me there if they could.

[08:35] CA: they didnt evwen let me in on their escape plan and just used me to get one out.

[08:48] TT: I don't know about all of that.

[08:48] TT: Who they were or what they were like.

[08:48] TT: But I know that lies are exhausting.

[08:49] TT: Keeping that up...

[08:49] TT: God.

[08:49] TT: I'd be miserable, too.

[09:15] CA: i dont knowv vwhat to do.

[10:12] TT: I don't know. Be miserable, for a while. Push through until things start to... work. Until you start seeing things differently. -She rubs her hands along her face.- It's what I did, anyways. It takes a while. I never really realized what I had, what I wanted, for years.

[10:12] TT: I don't know if that advice helps.

[10:12] TT: Or if any advice can help.

[10:12] TT: If I had some panacea cure for misery, I'd be a lot more liberal in its use.

[10:25] CA: ... *leans forward and rests his head in his hands* so i just keep doing vwhat ivwe been doing.

[10:25] TT: No.

[10:25] TT: You don't...

[10:25] TT: Have to.

[10:26] TT: You keep living, I guess. And whatever that entails...

[10:34] CA: *sighs* i guess. im just not sure vwhat i should be doing different.

[10:43] TT: I suppose. I have never seen you out there being something that you want to be, have I? Rather than someone you think would be loved.

[11:29] CA: ... no not really. i just vwant to be liked and feel like i really am important.

[11:32] TT: Well...

[11:32] TT: Maybe that's worth trying.

[11:33] CA: vwhat vwould i try that i havwent already tried.

[11:33] TT: Trying not trying.

[11:33] CA: ... *looks up at her*

[11:33] CA: that doesnt make sense.

[11:34] TT: It takes additional effort to... "try" something, right? To work on trying to determine what someone's going to want to love.

[11:34] TT: And it hasn't worked.

[11:38] CA: ... i dont see howv not trying vwould vwork.

[11:39] TT: You've tried everything else you can think of.

[11:40] TT: I'd hate to provide trite moralism. "Be yourself" as any after school special might say.

[06:55] CA: but ivwe been pretending to be someone else for so long i dont evwen knowv vwho i am.

[06:55] TT: I feel statements like that are an ideal starting point for a journey of self discovery.

[06:57] CA: vwhere vwould i evwen start?

[06:58] TT: I'm not sure. But I guess something outside of what you'd define as your current comfort zones-- after all, even if you find it's something you hate, that's still something you know that you didn't know about before.

[07:00] TT: -She sits back, looking up towards the cieling.- And from there, we can build of things that we do know. Tell me, do you think your music career is sincere?

[07:03] CA: vwait, you mean something i do for more than just attention, fame, and glory?

[07:03] TT: Well, yes. I mean, before it started getting popular. When you were sending me techno remixes of Losing My Religion.

[07:05] CA: yeah, i think it vwas. it vwas something i could do and pour myself into vwithout havwing to think too hard.

[07:06] TT: Artistic expression has its perks. I know you're trying to write what Vriska suggested, but.

[07:06] TT: What would you want to write about?

[07:06] TT: If anything at all?

[07:11] CA: vwhat id really vwant to vwrite about deep dowvn? vwell... try not to be too shocked but... magic and fantasy.

[07:12] TT: -Rose leans forward, tenting her fingers.-

[07:12] TT: You have piqued my interest.

[07:14] CA: vwhen no ones around, ill sit and play through old fantasy games and read ancient manuscripts on the lore, and i keep getting these ideas for music, but vwho vwould evwen listen to that?

[07:14] TT: I would, doubtlessly.

[07:14] CA: also do you knowv about the human subculture called the greasers?

[07:14] TT: I have a passing familiarity, certainly.

[07:14] CA: i vwant to vwrite a ballad about fantasy greasers.

[07:15] TT: I'm pretty sure Grease was among the movies you talked to me about, so...

[07:15] TT: I guess that?

[07:15] TT: But as an adjective, right?

[07:15] CA: yeah, thats one.

[07:15] TT: Okay.

[07:15] TT: So a ballad about fantasy greasers.

[07:15] TT: Frankly, there is no need to worry about who will listen to it and who will not.

[07:16] TT: Art does not need the justification of an audience.

[07:16] TT: Sometimes, things are...

[07:16] TT: Ahead of their time.

[07:16] TT: ...

[07:16] TT: So are they...

[07:16] TT: Knights, or...

[07:17] CA: theivwes, knights, vwizards, princesses, dragons, dvwarvwes, you name it.

[07:18] TT: Aha.

[07:18] TT: Simply replace the mighty steed with a Trans Am, then.

[07:18] TT: And, I don't know, excalibur with...

[07:18] TT: A particularly stubborn switchblade?

[07:18] TT: There's something there, I'm positive.

[07:22] CA: yeah of course there is. its the most genius thing ivwe evwer come up vwith.

[07:25] TT: -TENTS HER FINGERS AGAIN, and leans in. There is no chance she is going to let herself show even a trace of apprehension about this patent absurdity of an idea.- ...So it would be a ballad. With a fully realized narrative, right? What is the conflict, Cronus? What sort of turmoil speaks to you on the most primal of levels?

[07:27] CA: vwoah, i havwent evwen started thinking about that stuff yet. but yeah, a fully realized narrativwe vwould be essential... er... ballads all do that right?

[07:27] TT: I think so.

[07:27] TT: I mean, I have never penned a ballad before, but...

[07:35] CA: hmm, this may call for some research.

[07:36] TT: That is an excellent idea.

[07:42] CA: *time to WHIP OUT HIS DEVICE and look this up* hmmm... yeah a lot of them seem to be about fictional characters from beowulf to robin hood and judas iscariot.

[07:45] TT: -She leans over to peer.-

[07:45] TT: Indeed.

[07:45] TT: There's also the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.

[07:51] CA: i think ballad vwas a good choice then.

[07:51] TT: I am beginning to think so, as well.

[07:51] TT: It may be a good idea to include somemovies in our research criteria as well.

[07:51] TT: Just to really nail the aesthetic.

[07:59] CA: vwait, movwies? like some fantasy and greaser flicks?

[08:00] TT: Yes.

[08:01] TT: ...I have an idea.

[08:02] TT: We should watch Labrynth. It involves fantasy elements. And it's a musical. No greasers, but there is a David Bowie.

[08:04] CA: oh yeah, i havwent vwatched that one in avwhile.

[08:04] TT: I can think of nothing better to get the creative juices flowing.

[08:24] CA: vwant to havwe a movwie marathon?

[08:25] TT: -She smiles.- That sounds good to me.

[08:26] CA: alright, svwell. got any of them on you or should vwe movwe to your place?

[08:27] TT: Oh, sure.

[08:27] TT: -She hops off the couch.-

[08:27] CA: *gets up too* lead the vway, kitten.

[08:28] TT: -She grabs his arms and THERE THEY GO-

[08:29] CA: *THEYRE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD, THE WONDER WIZARD OF OZ*

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☯ Is your muse liked or disliked by fandom? Does this affect your portrayal?

LOL.  

It doesn’t affect my portrayal, but it can get to the point where I’m unsure I really want to keep writing him.  

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♢ What's your opinion on different interpretations of your muse?

They’re all bad.  I can’t stand 100% good nice cronus, even pre-game, because people don’t normally go from being genuinely good people to suddenly being trash without something seriously traumatic happening, not to mention that sort of thing just is not interesting to me at all.  IT’S JUST A LIL TOO CONVENIENT and feels more like an excuse for people who are afraid of writing jerks to write him.  

I am also not a fan of rapist cronus because it’s also a little too easy to write and interpret him that way, and above all, I just don’t think it’s interesting either.  I prefer complicated characters where you’re mad you see where they’re coming from because they keep doing things that you’re opposed to, but they don’t trail so far that they become actual monsters and you can’t sympathize with them even a little.  

❀ Share a headcanon you have not shared.

He was going to get his bulge pierced but chickened out even while under the influence of who knows how many drugs back on lauctis.  

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✎ What do you wish the author would reveal/had revealed about your muse?

Good question.  I guess it’d just be nice to know more about the danscestors in general?  To be honest, though, I’m pretty content with how little we know about them because I feel like that’s what made them so appealing for me to  be more drawn to writing them.  They feel like more of a clean slate that you’re less likely to be straight up interpreting wrong.  

I think if I absolutely had to pick something I’d like to see how Cronus actually was when he still believed he was the savior of the universe.  How  I wrote him when we first started this group was basically my prediction on how he was, but it’d be cool to see the real deal in action. 

✦ Has your own interpretation changed from when you first began playing the character?

UHH... I really couldn’t say.  I think I’ve made him more of a douche in the right ways??  Maybe.  I don’t really remember a whole lot of when I first started playing him and I don’t really care to read over it either.  

❀ Share a headcanon you have not shared.

Cronus doesn’t sing in the shower, ever.  He’s too focused on getting his hair perfect to think about any lyrics. 

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✘Any unpopular opinions about your muse?

I feel like almost every opinion I have about Cronus is probably pretty unpopular, even in this rp group.  It’d be pretty hard to write him properly if I didn’t sympathize with him even a little.  So I guess having actual genuine sympathy at all for him and his TROUBLES is pretty unpopular, especially since I do it without trying to claim he’s not capable of being wrong.  

I think the biggest reason there’s such a divide between people who think cronus is completely shitty and people who think he’s really a nice guy is because it’s not like some of the stuff we’re well aware of him having to deal with aren’t sympathetic things, because that in and of itself is not the issue.  It’s how he chooses to deal with them that has him teeter on that line of “is he actually tragic or is he just a complete scumbag?”  

So long story short, Dojo doesn’t feel like Cronus is a complete scumbag, and yes he is misunderstood, but not in the way he throws around and tries to make people believe.  

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the mun's interpretation

♚ Do you agree with fandom interpretation of your character?

♤ Has your muse developed to be different from their canon selves through roleplay?

✘ Any unpopular opinions about your muse?

♧ Any part of their canon portrayal you dislike?

☯ Is your muse liked or disliked by fandom? Does this affect your portrayal?

♢ What's your opinion on different interpretations of your muse?

✦ Has your own interpretation changed from when you first began playing the character?

✍ Has new canon material ever forced you to adjust your headcanons?

✎ What do you wish the author would reveal/had revealed about your muse?

✿ Why did you decide that they [insert headcanon here]?

❀ Share a headcanon you have not shared.

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[08:55] -- revolverOcelot [RO] began pestering chicaneAgamemnon [CA] at 20:55 --

[08:55] RO: *the guard drags cronus down the hall to a door just beyond the guard house. it's dark inside, lit up with only red bulbs on either side of the room creating the perfect creepy ambience, and empty aside from a chair in the center of the room. the guard throws cronus into the chair and tells him to stay put until the MAJOR arrives. he slowly backs out of the room, SQUINTING AT HIM, and leaves, maki

[08:55] RO: ng sure to lock it behind him.*

[09:01] CA: *sits here feeling NERVOUS but tries to act all chill about this. As long as he doesn't get shot or dead somehow he thinks he'll probably be okay*

[09:03] RO: *he's forced to wait for a long moment, possibly to make him SQUIRM. or maybe it has something to do with the sound of muffled alarms. either way, EVENTUALLY, the COWBOY from before enters the room, spurs clinking, closing the door on the sound of LESS MUFFLED ALARMS.*

[09:03] RO: Sorry to have kept you waiting, Mr. Wellington. Or should I call you Beef?

[09:03] RO: Pretty strange name for a troll.

[09:06] CA: heh, yeah vwell, beggers cant be choosers.

[09:10] RO: That's a fair point. And what's in a name, anyway?

[09:10] RO: What you've been given hardly matters in comparsion to what a troll makes of himself. Isn't that right?

[09:10] RO: **comparison

[09:15] CA: *cocks a brow* yeah i guess so.

[09:25] RO: *he circles around cronus, hands behind his back and a smile on his face* And you've certainly made something of yourself all on your own. It's inspiring, really.

[09:25] RO: Who needs prophecies when you can choose your own destiny?

[09:28] CA: *WINCES* *okay he wasn't expecting that and he's noticeably uncomfortable now* yeah, i mean, its not like prophecies hold any sort of reality anyvway.

[09:35] RO: *purrrrrs* That's right. And to hell with those who try to put those thoughts into your head.

[09:35] RO: Independence really gives a man all sorts of new opportunities. Maybe even ones he didn't know he had.

[09:39] CA: *stares at OCELOT* vwhat are you implying?

[09:44] RO: Come on, /Beef./ You and I both know how powerful you are. Socially, politically...

[09:44] RO: *pauses in front of his, head tilted* You... DO know that, don't you?

[09:52] CA: vwell yeah of course i knewv that. *SWEATS* vwhy vwouldnt i, i mean, im basically the most important guy in the univwerse.

[09:52] CA: *he totally didn't, he had assumed all his power was GONE*

[09:53] CA: *not that he felt that powerful in the first place, that always seemed to be archmage, not him*

[09:58] RO: In a way... You are.

[09:58] RO: You mean quite a bit to two major political powers in this war. They sailed ships in your name, in your honor.

[09:58] RO: Because they think you're dead... Mr. Ampurrrrra.

[09:58] RO: Do you know what it would mean if they found out you're still alive?

[10:00] CA: ... vwhat vwould it mean? *he's biting his lip now*

[10:11] RO: *leans in a little closer* You could turn the tides of this entire war.

[10:11] RO: If they knew you were alive... Then you'd hold all the chips. There's hardly any reason to fight if you were alive and vouched that TUMUT /protected/ you.

[10:12] RO: Unless, of course... You'd want there to be fighting.

[10:12] RO: That'd be quite opportunistic for you as well.

[10:17] CA: vwait, really? *he's REALLY trying to wrap his head around this*

[10:29] RO: ;3c

[10:29] RO: It makes sense, doesn't it?

[10:31] CA: no, vwhy vwould i vwant there to be fighting? vwhats that do for me?

[10:39] RO: Alright, so you aren't a man who endorses war. But who does, really? No, it's never about the fighting, it's just an unfortunate side affect of attaining what we really desire.

[10:39] RO: I can strike you up a deal, sir. You're well aware of Her Imperious Condescension's return.

[10:39] RO: I have it on good authority that she could use someone of your standing on her side.

[10:40] RO: *THE DOOR IS RATTLED but ocelot conveniently stands in the way of the tiny window. nothing to see here.*

[10:58] CA: i nevwer said i didnt endorse vwar i just vwanna knowv vwhats in it for- ... vwait vwhat did you say about her imperious condescension?

[11:11] RO: I said, she wants you.

[11:11] RO: With you, there's a chance Europa and Beforus will give into her demands more easily.

[11:11] RO: She certainly has a lot to offer you. And then some, once her former glory is restored.

[11:15] CA: huh, thats true... *ugh, this is sounding more and more appealing by the minute*

[11:21] RO: Tempting, isn't it? Certainly a better deal than living on the run, in hiding, when you could be out enjoying your life the way you were always meant to.

[11:21] RO: You could truly be appreciated.

[11:21] RO: *smiles to himself, pacing the room some more as he lets it all sink in*

[08:23] CA: *oh. That's REALLY appealing sounding...* howv long do i havwe to make a decision on this?

[08:32] RO: As long as we're holding you all hostage here. Could be days... Weeks... It all depends on how long your friends can hold out.

[08:32] RO: Or until their usefulness runs out.

[08:32] RO: I'm afraid I've gotta keep you in your cell during that time, but before I send you away... There's no reason I can't treat you to a nice meal. Maybe a hot shower. I'm sure you're dying for a little bit of luxury.

[08:33] CA: *O___O* *he's really perking up at that* howv about both? ill take both.

[08:37] RO: That can be arranged. *purr purr. he goes over to the door and glances out the window to see if all the commotion has died down by now.*

[09:13] CA: *he's so GIDDY NOW. He's been LONGING for a hot shower, and some actual REAL food. He doesn't really watch ocelot, as he's too busy spacing out and thinking about this*

[09:17] RO: *thank goodness, because they're still cleaning up after all that chaos, but it won't be long now... guess he better stretch, though.* Hopefully your friends wont get too jealous. *smirks back at him*

[09:18] CA: heh, like theyre evwen going to knowv.

[09:39] RO: *PURRS MORE* Oh, good. We'll keep this our little secret, then. *opens up the door once the coast is clear*

[09:39] RO: Let's get you your fixings, then.

[09:45] CA: *gets up* dont mind if i do.

[09:59] RO: Then follow me. *steps on outside where a few guards await them. a couple look a little frazzled, but generally nothing is out of the ordinary. they sure cleaned up fast out here.*

[10:06] CA: *HUH, he wonders what happened. Anyway, he walks along behind ocelot, feeling pretty pleased with himself*

[11:08] RO: *cronus is then lead to ABLUTIONS to get him tidied up while they prepare a meal for him. a nice fish dinner for a royal fish. surely, this will all be great for his ego, and for everyone else who's been captured.*

[11:10] -- revolverOcelot [RO] ceased pestering chicaneAgamemnon [CA] at 23:10 --

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[05:23] -- chicaneAgamemnon [CA] began pestering gutsyGelogenic [GG] at 17:23 --

[05:24] CA: vwell hey there. ready to havwe your mind blowvn vwith my cooking?

[05:25] GG: I take it that you have spent every waking hour since our last conversation perfecting your already so peerless skill?

[05:27] CA: sure if you vwant to believwe that.

[05:30] GG: I will believe nothing until I taste what you have for me.

[05:30] GG: What is on the menu, good sir?

[05:40] CA: bread pudding. because its bread and pudding.

[05:41] GG: Bread pudding?

[05:59] CA: yeah bread pudding.

[05:59] CA: havwent you had bread pudding before?

[05:59] GG: Frankly, I have not heard of bread pudding before.

[06:12] GG: Oh yes, I just never assumed you would know how to make it. Least of all consider it a possibility.

[06:30] CA: heh, right? its going to be amazing. come ovwer here and try it already.

[06:32] GG: Why, you impress me! Did you make it already?

[06:43] CA: vwell yeah.

[06:43] GG: Then I shall be over in a moment.

[06:43] GG: Do not move an inch.

[06:47] CA: oh dont vworry, im not going anyvwhere.

[06:50] GG: Good. I will see you in a second.

[06:51] GG: *Sure enough, there is soon a knock on the door. Whoever could that be? Could it be that it is Jane Crocker waiting at the door? If that was Cronus' guess then he was completely correct!*

[06:57] CA: *OPENS that door and he's SORTA dressed nicely.... in that he's wearing slacks. He's not wearing a shirt, though* hey you got here quick.

[07:00] GG: *Oh shucks. Was she meant to dress fancy for this? She is just her regular amount of dolled up, but is wearing dress pants rather than a skirt. She really has taken to wearing that lately.* Why, of course I am. Don't you think I wanted to see your bread pudding for myself?

[07:08] CA: heh, speaking of.

[07:08] CA: *steps out of the doorway and shows her to a table he has set up where there's a REALLY 8IG 8OWL of.... what looks like plain ol' pistachio pudding with chunks of bread shoved into it*

[07:13] GG: *For a second she almost thinks this is going to turn out better than expected, but then she looks at the product Cronus has made.Yup. Yes. That is pretty much what she had expected. She can hardly keep herself from laughing, holding back a snort with her hand* Gosh, what is that there? Is it pudding?

[07:14] CA: its bread pudding. dont you remember? vwowv, jane, and you call yourself a chef, it should be obvwious vwhat it is.

[07:17] GG: *She looks at him. And she looks at the pudding. And she looks at him and just smiles*Cronus, are you sure you read the recipe right?

[07:46] CA: *cocks a brow* vwhy vwould i need a recipe for bread pudding?

[07:50] GG: *She shakes her head, massaging her left temple for a moment* Do you know anything about cooking?

[07:51] CA: vwoah, arent you seeing this right here? *gestures at that bowl of pudding*

[07:55] GG: That is exactly what I am doing. *This is not going to be easy*

[07:55] GG: To be frank, Cronus, that is not bread pudding.

[07:59] CA: vwowv.

[07:59] CA: havwe you nevwer had bread pudding before?

[08:02] GG: That I have. Thus, I have to tell you that this is not it. *Pity pat on the shoulder* It was good for your first try!

[08:03] CA: *jaw DROPS*

[08:10] GG: *Pat pat* I could teach you how to make it if you want.

[08:12] CA: youre not evwen going to TRY mine?

[08:14] GG: *But it looks so weird! She is a sweets connoisseur, and this does not seem gourmet.* It was just a suggestion for next time.

[08:18] CA: nyeh, fine, next time then.

[08:18] CA: but seriously, try my pudding.

[08:19] GG: *This is going to be painful, isn't it? But he seemed really proud of this dumb looking pudding for some reason* I assume you have already tried?

[08:19] CA: vwell yeah, i had to make sure it vwas tasty. and im still standing so you knowv i didnt poison it.

[08:19] CA: unless you need me to try it right in front of you.

[05:57] GG: *She struggled not to sigh, and quickly put on another smile* A lady of my standing must be suspicious. If you taste it for me I will be sure it's not been tampered with.

[06:09] CA: fine, since youre so suspicious ill taste it vwhile youre vwatching right here.

[06:09] CA: *sits down and grabs the spoon, staring jane right in the eye*

[06:10] CA: *digs it into the pudding* *gets a scoop*

[06:10] CA: *shoves the spoon in his mouth*

[06:10] CA: ...

[06:10] CA: yep.

[06:10] CA: thats some good bread pudding.

[06:14] GG: Is it truly? Shucks, how silly of me not to trust your incredible cooking skills. *She sits down opposite him, looking at the pudding with quite some hesitation. She does not want this atrocity in her mouth*

[06:25] CA: yeah see? givwe it a go. *HANDS OVER THAT SPOON*

[06:27] GG: *She stares at the spoon as if it was hellspawn, then at Cronus, then at the spoon again, and wearily takes it. Take a hit for the team Jane. What team? The general Jane team, consisting of only Jane. She is taking the hit for that team* I suppose I must. You did cook for me after all.

[06:30] CA: *LEANS IN, pressing his hands to his cheeks in anticipation for her to try it*

[06:32] GG: *Cronus don't. Don't look at her. She is getting so uncomfortable, and this smile can only stay on so long as she dips the spoon into the mess that pretends to be pudding*

[06:33] CA: *LEANS IN EVEN MORE*

[06:37] GG: *How long is his neck. Stop stretching it, Cronus. Her hand is trembling a bit, every fiber of her being protesting this goop being consumed. There she goes, lifting the spoon again. Pudding and bread pieces floating atop it. This was the worst thing she could think of eating*

[06:39] CA: *EYES WIDEN*

[06:41] GG: *Here it goes. Here comes the spoon. She barely even opens her mouth and takes the tiniest piece of bready pudding into her mouth. It's over soon...*

[06:44] CA: *it tastes like your typical pistachio pudding. The bread is just soggy bread*

[06:44] CA: vwell?

[06:45] GG: *The soggy bread RUINS it*

[06:45] GG: *She swallows though, and managed not to faint from this horrible experience*

[06:46] GG: Well, it could have been worse.

[06:46] CA: vwowv, not sure howv i feel about that halfassed compliment.

[06:47] GG: The pudding is very nice, but the bread is taking it a tad too far.

[06:49] CA: but its bread pudding, its a real dessert. psh, and you call yourself a baker. *crosses arms and leans back*

[06:50] GG: *She shook her head. He really was impossible* I know you worked hard, but this is just pudding with bread in it. That is not bread pudding.

[06:56] CA: fine, if youre such an expert, showv me this so called REAL bread pudding.

[06:59] GG: Will you allow me to use your kitchen, darling? *She puts so much emphasis on the darling that it becomes utterly ridiculous*

[07:00] CA: psh, fine, if it makes this vwhole ordeal faster. *waves a hand dismissively*

[07:03] GG: *She gets up from the chair and decaptchas her apron, putting it on quickly before she heads to Cronus to pull him up from his chair* Now, you observe, and next time you can impress everyone with how great you are.

[07:07] CA: *rolls his eyes a little bit gets up and walks over to WATCH THE MAGIC* yeah, sure, kitten, vwhatevwer you say.

[07:09] GG: *Pokes him in his perfect rock star side before she starts to get the ingredients out. Seeing her cook can almost be likened to magic, so he is not far off* That's the right spirit.

[07:17] CA: are you SURE youre making this right?

[07:19] GG: *Everything is going very smoothly here!* I am perfectly sure. Are you taking notes, my model student?

[07:19] CA: yeah in my head. *leans against the counter and pulls out his E-CIG*

[07:28] GG: *Well, no smoking in the kitchen does not count when it's just oddly flavoured nicotine steam, so Jane lets it slide.* This is my great grandmother's recipe, so you are not going to find a copy anywhere. *She puts the batter in the oven and starts cleaning up the counter*

[07:35] CA: *it's sTRAW8ERRY SHORTCAKE flavored, too* *puffs on it and lets the steam come out through his gills* right, of course it is.

[07:38] GG: *That smells delicious actually!* Did you think Crocker allowed all their best secrets out? The cookbooks are only half the story. *She finished cleaning up aand turned to him* Is that a new pipe?

[07:48] CA: hell yeah it is. impressed? *GRINS and puffs again* its steam too so no gill burn.

[07:51] GG: Oh, I am very impressed. What a nifty little doohickey to smoke. *She leaned closer to have a better look*

[08:06] CA: right? it vwas practically made for me. vwell, it actually VWAS made for me. its got custom mods and evwerything.

[08:07] GG: *She cocks a brow* You had an electronic cigarette custom made? Why the heckles would you do that?

[08:16] CA: because its cool? and any SERIOUS vwaper gets a custom cig?

[08:18] GG: It is the first time I have ever heard of such a thing. *She captchas her apron again*

[08:19] GG: This should take a short while, so we might as well get comfortable.

[08:26] CA: vwell that makes you more in the knowv nowv that ivwe told you. *moves for his bed and flops down AND RELAXES*

[08:28] GG: *She stands by it and just stares at him. What a lazy doofus he was* I may not have meant that comfortabl.e

[08:28] CA: awv come on, sit here vwith me.

[08:50] GG: *She shakes her head, but complies and sits down on the edge of the bed. That will have to be enough. -

[04:03] CA: *rolls over and wraps his arms around her waist anyway*

[04:07] GG: *She sighs, as if she is annoyed at this, but allows his hand there. It wasn't really that bad to be honest. She put her hand over his though, just to let him know she could pull that away at any moment* No funny business.

[04:08] CA: nothing funny about this is there.

[04:10] GG: No, not particularly. Though I know you're a funny bird if I ever did meet one. *She reached to poke him right on the nose. No boops. Just an internal boop. Hah*

[04:16] CA: *WRINKLES his nose* im not funny, im completely serious in evwerything.

[04:18] GG: *No. That was cute. Damn you Cronus!* *She mock pouts at him* Well, that's a right pickle. If you cannot be funny, then what is there to enjoy?

[04:28] CA: my dashing good looks and my charm.

[04:29] GG: There is no charm without humor, prince bore. *pat pat on the hand*

[04:36] CA: pft as if i believwe that *GRINS and gives her a squeeze, and tries to bury his face in her side*

[04:38] GG: *No that tickles, and she ends up wiggling away* Shucks, no! You are not doing that.

[04:42] CA: awv, come on. im trying to dote on you.

[04:50] GG: Dote while not tickling, if you would please. *Her sides are like portals to ticklish hell*

[04:56] CA: someones super ticklish. tickling vwasnt evwen the point.

[05:00] GG: Then I forgive you for your treacherous assault on my delightful person. *She snorts like a dumb, and looks towards the oven. Nope. Still a while*

[05:11] CA: *pokes at her side this time, PURPOSELY trying to tickle her this time*

[05:13] GG: *SQUEAKS like an idiot and scampers away from him, almost falling off the bed* Don't you dare, SIR.

[05:17] CA: *GRINS devilishly* *swoops in for more pokage* i do dare.

[05:20] GG: *She almost kicks towards his face, but fails! Oh no, Jane is in for torture of the third kind!* I'm disowning you! I swear to shucks!

[06:29] CA: yeaaah i really doubt that. *SHIT that was a close one though. He starts POKING THE HELL OUT OF THOSE SIDES*

[06:31] GG: *No, now he has done it! The hoohoos are escaping and the Crocker is a wriggling, kicking mess of impossible escape. This is the worst thing that could happen today!* No, I am serious! *squeaks* You are grounded!

[06:50] CA: yes, kitten, ground me hard. im totally into that. *POKE POKE POKE*

[06:52] GG: *There are very few intelligible noises coming from her by now, just a ton of keymashing voiced by a squaky laughy lass, trying to kick off a huge dumb fish*

[06:52] GG: No more! I'm arresting you! Treason!

[06:58] CA: vwheres your handcuffs, copper?

[07:02] GG: *She's doing a barrel roll in an attempt to get off this god forsaken bed!* I don't need cuffs for the likes of your scofflaw self!

[07:04] CA: *OMG he trips as he goes after her and falls flat on his face with a WHUMP*

[07:06] GG: *Idiots on the floor alert! She sits up and scampers away, staring at him* You had it coming!

[07:08] CA: vwowv, im SUFFERING nowv. *tries to pick himself up but is really awkward looking as he does it*

[07:10] GG: Serves you right for your misdeeds. *She stands up now, mostly to protect her ticklish sides from further assault, then holds her hand out to assist him. Hey, she is not a complete grump*

[07:12] CA: *:O* *he's totally taking that hand and starts pulling himself up* im givwing you a break from it for nowv but only because youre helping me up.

[07:14] GG: I never knew you were such a decent fellow. *She teases, then turns to the oven to see how long the tickling had gone on*

[07:18] CA: *it's probably about done, but regardless, cronus is moving to his pudding bowl and eating some of it*

[07:18] CA: howv vwouldnt you knowv?

[07:18] CA: vwowv, im offended.

[07:19] GG: Tsk, tsk, Cronus. You should not be! *She hurries to the oven to get the pudding out, setting it on the counter to cool off a bit as she tidied the rest of the kitchen*

[07:40] CA: vwell. ill admit that does smell pretty good.

[07:41] GG: Of course it does. It is a secret Crocker recipe, only for the top grossing bakeries. *Was she a walking advertisement? Yes. Yes she was* Perhaps his highness would like a bite?

[08:02] CA: sure ill havwe a bite and see howv it compares to mine.

[08:02] CA: ill TRY to be fair.

[08:03] GG: Oh, do try, mr. Skepticism. *She got a plate and scooped up a nice portion for him, then one for herself and handed it to him. This is gonna be good Cronus. Just wait*

[08:09] CA: *he sniffs at it before picking up his spoon again and.... oh. That dessert he just put in his mouth is GLORIOUS* *his fins visibly perk up*

[08:10] GG: *She notices. By gosh is that cute. Cronus, don't be so cute! You are making Jane flustered* *She noms on some of hers, taking her sweet time* Mmmhh... Let me hear what the majestic fish lord has to say.

[08:26] CA: *looks at her through another mouthfull of pudding* ... *swallows* fine its good.

[08:26] CA: better than mine.

[08:33] GG: *Ahhhh yes that feels good. Say it again!* *She manages to not look TOO proud of that compliment. But dang, she is proud* Yours was not half bad, mind you. There is just no beating a Crocker classic.

[08:36] CA: *he can't stop shoving pudding in his mouth* i vwill say im not sure howv this counts as bread pudding though.

[08:41] GG: This is how it is meant to be, no questions asked. *She shrugged. It was really obvious to her that this was right, so why not to him?* I am flattered that you like it, regardless.

[08:42] CA: *KEEPS ON EATING THIS he can't stop*

[08:42] GG: *It is a curse. The curse of perfect baking. Aaahh she is so proud*

[08:51] CA: *he's going to eat all of the serving she gave him before sitting back* youre going to make me fat vwith cooking like that.

[08:53] GG: *She just gave him a toothy smile, all before taking a good bite of her pudding* Mhhh... But you will be so happy with your chubby tummy. Because you get to eat this every day. *She teased. WAs he really fond of sweets?*

[08:59] CA: i dunno about HAPPY about it but... *hungrily eyes the pudding that's left* *these trolls and their sweet tooths*

[09:04] GG: *She takes note and tilts her head in that direction* Just help yourself. It is mostly for you after all.

[09:07] CA: dont mind if i do. *gets up and just grabs the whole thing of it to sit back down with it and immediately starts digging in*

[09:13] GG: *Gosh that is adorable. Don't mind if she just stares at him with glee, admiring him for once. Why? Well, he just seemed genuinely pleased and that was making her really happy* You sure do have a sweet tooth.

[09:35] CA: *looks up at her* is there a problem vwith havwing a svweetooth? *seems GENNUINELY concerned about this answer*

[09:37] GG: *She shook her head and snort giggled like a doofus* You are dating a Crocker, and yet asking that question?

[09:44] CA: okay, that vwas pretty stupid. *eat eat* yeah ivwe got a HELL of a svweetooth. it sometimes seems like svweets are all i CAN eat, you knowv?

[09:48] GG: As a spokesperson for Crockercorp, I'd tell you to eat nothing but sweets. *She admitted, taking another bite of her pudding* Yet, as your.. *clears throat* girlfriend *Gosh that felt weird* I think you should eat more stuff than just that.

[09:52] CA: *raises a brow* like vwhat? that gross human plant crap?

[09:56] GG: Yes, the human plant doodad. *She said firmly* Perhaps some meat if we have it.

[09:57] CA: meats fine, especially if its fish. *nomnomnom*

[10:00] GG: Then eat more fish and greens. Fruit is also very good for you, and sweet. *Noms but finishes soon*

[10:05] CA: *scratches his chin* yeah thats true on the fruit thing. *eat eat eat until there's none of that bread pudding left, and he's feeling pretty full* vwowv, i might need a nap or something.

[10:10] GG: *She snorted* It must have been really good if you need to rest. Though, a nap does not sound half bad.

[10:12] CA: *waggles his brows some* does that mean youll be sticking around?

[10:15] GG: Perhaps it does. Though I'm staying for naps, mind you.

[10:20] CA: good enough for me. *GETS UP and goes over to lay down on the bed*

[10:21] GG: *She gets off the chair and gathers up the plates and the pudding form that Cronus had eaten from, tidies it over to the washer and THEN goes to lay down with him* Shucks, this bed is too comfortable for you.

[10:26] CA: yeah im totally going to try taking it vwith me to the newv vwessle.

[01:22] GG: *She snorts at that comment, then pulls one of his pillows down to lay on in the middle of the bed instead of the top like a normal person* You think you can pull this entire doodad in there? Aren't the rooms smaller?

[01:22] CA: vwhat, havwe you seen them?

[01:24] GG: *Frowns* No. I just assumed a vessel that is not made to accomodate high maintenance highbloods would have slightly smaller rooms than this.

[01:27] CA: psh ill just make sure to complain if my room assignment turns out not to be to my liking.

[01:29] GG: You believe there can be done very much about that? *She clung more to the pillow, almost falling asleep. Why was she so tired? Who knows. Might just be that this bed was ungodly comfortable*

[01:33] CA: vwell yeah obvwiously. *his own eyes are drooping closed, both from the ungodly comfortable bed and his full belly. He tries to roll and cuddle up to her*

[01:36] GG: *She'd already, embarrassingly, called herself his girlfriend today, so allowing the cuddling wasn't that hard. In fact, it was a bit pleasant, and he wasn't being dumb about it. She sighed deeply and lazily poked him in the side before just letting her arm drop there*

[01:42] CA: *glances down at her arm before smiling at her, and finally just falling asleep just like that*

[01:48] GG: *There was a high chance that Jane stayed awake a little longer to occasionally just look at the dumb, pretty fish. However, the comfort of this bed was enough to make her doze off after a short while, comfortably falling asleep*

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[09:46] -- chicaneAgamemnon [CA] began pestering gynecicArbitrator [GA] at 21:46 --

[09:47] CA: vwell hey there, long time no see.

[09:47] GA: Oh. Huh.

[09:47] GA: It has been a while, hasn't it?

[09:48] CA: i bet you vwere dying to hear from me again vwerent you.

[09:48] GA: I didn't even no+tice yo+u hadn't been talking to+ me, actually.

[09:48] CA: no need to be so modest, i knowv howv you actually feel.

[09:49] GA: Well, o+kay.

[09:49] GA: Did yo+u need so+mething?

[09:53] CA: vwell as much as im sure yould lovwe for me to be here on my owvn accord, and half of it is me being here of my own accord, but i got assigned to either make sock puppets or play something called the name game vwith you.

[09:56] GA: Wait... Yo+u were? Shit.

[09:56] GA: I do+n't remember that assignment.

[09:56] GA: Oh well, whatever. It wo+uld be co+unterpro+ductive o+f me to+ argue with it.

[09:59] CA: yeah yould be missing out on a svwell time you knowv?

[09:59] CA: so my block or yours.

[10:00] GA: Hmm. Ho+w abo+ut yo+urs? I've never been.

[10:01] CA: sure thing kitten, come on ovwer.

[10:09] GA: Do+n't call me kitten.

[10:11] GA: *and with that, she makes her way to cronus' room. he's obnoxious, sure, but not totally unbareable. there were things she did enjoy about cronus, so this meeting was sure to be interesting, at least. she gives his door a knock.*

[10:16] CA: *that door sliiiiiiiiiiiides open with cronus laying on the bed, shit really open so she can get a load of those A8S* *the room is exactly what one would expect with neon signs, band posters, and an inflatable cactus in the corner that suspiciously has duct tape on it*

[10:20] GA: ... *she looks SO UNAMUSED right now*

[10:22] CA: *lucille wink*

[10:25] GA: I...

[10:25] GA: No+.

[10:26] CA: heh i can understand your speechlessness.

[10:40] GA: Please, sit up and butto+n yo+ur shirt, o+r I'm no+t co+ming in.

[10:43] CA: vwowv, someones a stiff. *SITS UP and obeys*

[10:51] GA: Go+o+d. *now she can go to sit with him* Alright, so+... Do+ yo+u have supplies fo+r so+ck puppets, o+r sho+uld we just play the name game?

[10:58] CA: vwhats vwrong vwith doing both i mean, you vwere the one vwho made this vwhole thing up arent you? *GRIN*

[11:20] GA: *FROWNS* That's true. Excellent po+int, Cro+nus. Co+ngratulatio+ns.

[11:20] GA: I'm fine either way. *crosses her arms*

[11:25] CA: hell yeah the more you do the more time you havwe the privwiledge of spending vwith me

[11:50] GA: *EUGH* In that case, let's co+nso+lidate the two+ cho+ices. Let's make puppets o+f each o+ther while playing the name game. *seriously though, where are the SUPPLIES, cronus*

[11:56] CA: heh that sounds perfect. *stares at her* ... vwait i thought you vwould havwe the supplies.

[11:56] CA: vwhere are they?

[11:56] GA: ... Why wo+uld I have them?

[11:58] CA: i dunno because youre the one vwho organized all this?

[11:59] CA: youre acting so shocked you evwen had me but vwouldnt you havwe KNOWVN?

[12:09] GA: *sighs, her head in her hand* Yo+u were assigned to+ me, which means yo+u're respo+nsible fo+r getting aho+ld o+f me and pro+viding the materials if need be.

[12:09] GA: Fo+r example, I was assigned Davesprite. So+ I wo+uld go+ to+ him with whatever game we need to+ play.

[12:10] GA: Do+es that make sense, o+r sho+uld I repeat it mo+re slo+wly?

[12:14] CA: geez, fine, okaythe supplies are supposed to be in the atrium or something right?

[12:19] GA: Yeah. *rises to her feet* I guess we're making supply hunting a part o+f o+ur assignment to+o+.

[12:50] CA: *GETS UP AS WELL* *starts saunterswaggering on out of the room*

[12:56] GA: *follows after him but takes the lead once they're out of the room so she can take him to where the supplies are*

[12:59] CA: *he just kinda follows behind her with his thumbs in his pockets as he slouches after her* sooooooo.

[01:01] GA: *peeks over her shoulder at him* Hmm?

[01:03] CA: havwe you heard my newv album yet?

[01:04] GA: I can't say that I have. I do+n't think I've heard any o+f yo+ur music since yo+u played it fo+r me that o+ne time. *looks ahead* And at the talent sho+w, o+f co+urse.

[01:23] CA: vwowv, seriously? i gotta catch you up, ivwe made some pretty good jams since then.

[03:58] GA: We can listen while we're wo+rking o+n o+ur so+ck puppets. *arrives at the little cubby in the cafeteria where the supplies are being held and fishes out everything they need for the puppets*

[04:16] CA: hmmm....

[04:16] CA: yeah alright ill accept that.

[04:16] CA: *just kinda watches her grab everything and doesnt even LEND A HAND*

[04:27] GA: *WOW WHAT A GENTLEMAN. thank god for sylladexes, otherwise that would be extra inconvenient, but she gives him a look anyway before she starts to return to his room*

[04:52] CA: *AND 8ACK TO THE ROOM THEY GO. He trots along behind her and starts humming one of his shitty songs*

[05:21] GA: *once they return, she takes a seat on his bed again and dumps the stuff there. she picks up a grey sock and some purple buttons, getting to work on putting the two supplies together to start making a CRONUS*

[05:21] GA: oh right, I almo+st fo+rgo+t we're do+ing the name game, to+o+. *hums in thought for a C word for Cronus*

[06:02] CA: *he just grabs some grey sock with black stripes, glancing over all the other materials available* oh right, that thing. yeah. p could mean pretty sexy.

[06:03] GA: ... *snorts a little at that* C fo+r Creative. *eyes him* It's true no+ matter ho+w yo+u slice it.

[06:03] GA: Speaking o+f, are yo+u go+ing to+ put o+n yo+ur music o+r no+t?

[06:18] CA: oh right. *HOPS UP excitedly and goes over to his record player and pops a vinyl on. Is it really a surprise he has one of these?* *his smarmy sounds start oozing on out as he returns to his seat* o... howv about... othervwordly.

[06:28] GA: *SHE CANNOT BELIEVE THAT HE'S GONE THIS FAR FOR HIS AESTHETIC. and yet she can. but she's a bit taken aback by the word he's used. she snickers a little, but flattered* Maybe I sho+uld have used "Charming" instead.

[06:28] GA: *R... rude? no no, be nice. she snickers some more.* R fo+r Ridiculo+us.

[06:33] CA: hey im on r too. howv about radient for your next vword? yeah that seems right.

[06:34] GA: *taps her foot to his music and inspects the progress of her cronus puppet* Fo+r yo+ur o+... Ostentatio+us. *smirks at him*

[06:43] CA: for your second r id havwe to go vwith ravwenous. *WINK WINK.* *his own puppet..... it's supposed to look like porrim but it's turning out pretty... not like anything*

[06:43] CA: *HE'S A MUSCICIAN NOT A CRAFTSMAN*

[06:49] GA: Raveno+us? Are yo+u calling me a maneater? *because yes. yes she is. she can't hold back more giggles at his sock.* N... *theres a lot of n words to describe cronus, but she settles on...* No+nco+nfo+rmist.

[06:51] CA: heh, vwowv, thats a good one. it basically describes me to a t. *GRINGS 8)* i.... eh i dont knowv, idealogic?

[06:55] GA: *smiles* That's a nice wo+rd... Thank yo+u. As fo+r yo+ur U... Upbeat. *starts putting yarn hair on cronus sock*

[07:07] CA: *he's trying to give the porrim puppet boobs right now and basically just puts two cottonpuffs on the front of it* yeah thats me alright. mystifying is the vword id use for your m.

[07:11] GA: *STARES AT THE PUPPET TIDDIES* ... *raises a brow* S fo+r Superficial. *puts the cronus puppet on her hand and moves its mouth*

[07:25] CA: heh. vwowv, get a load of that guy. impressivwe. so are vwe doing last names too?

[07:27] GA: If yo+u'd like to+. Which I'm sure yo+u'd lo+ve to+ hear mo+re abo+ut yo+urself. *scoff* But I'm neither here no+r there.

[07:44] CA: yeaaaah i vwould like to hear about me but itd mean id havwe to think up more vwords too.

[08:05] GA: Well, maybe we can get to+gether so+me o+ther time, after yo+u've acquired a mo+re extensive vo+cabulary. *winks and makes the puppet frown in a kermity fashion*

[08:23] CA: vwowv, my vwocabulary is as extensivwe as it NEEDS to be.

-- gynecicArbitrator [GA] is now an idle chum! --

[08:52] GA: I do+n't kno+w abo+ut that. Sho+uldn't a writer always strive to+ find new wo+rds to+ express themselves with?

[08:55] CA: not if hes already too good and knows everything.

[09:02] GA: *shakes her head* Whatever yo+u say, Cro+nus.

[09:03] CA: *finally makes a little outfit for sock porrim, and gives her a nise head of hair and horns* there, almost as sexy as the real thing.

[09:07] GA: *giggles a little* She did turn o+ut pretty cute.

[09:33] CA: right? *puts her on his hand and makes her do a "sexy dance".*

[09:38] GA: *dammit, now she's just laughing. stupid cronus for not being as terrible as he could be. she imitates his voice while making cronus puppet's mouth move*

[09:38] GA: Mmm yeah. Check o+ut that ho+t babe. She's sure to+ lo+ve me, as I'm just o+verflo+wing with charisma and wit.

[10:46] CA: hey, handsome, vwanna fuck? *has his puppet shimmy up to hers*

[10:59] GA: Oh my G-- *HRRNG.* Why yes, I do+. But I'm go+ing to+ be respectful abo+ut it and pay fo+r this service yo+u pro+vide, as I'm no+t go+ing to+ assume that I'm entitled to+ sex with yo+u under any o+ther circumstances.

[11:03] CA: hey, more money for me. guess that makes you my sugar daddy, eh?

[11:05] GA: *gives him the most unamused look* I do+n't think that's ho+w these things wo+rk.

[11:08] CA: nooo im pretty sure it is. youre such a strong, vwealthy seadvweller. *has his puppet rub its face on her puppet*

[11:21] GA: Well, I am wealthy alright. And so+ are yo+u, because yo+u make yo+ur o+wn living, and I think that's bo+th an attractive and admirable trait. *rubs her puppet's face on his as well*

[11:25] CA: so are vwe going to fuck nowv or are you just going to keep spouting vwords at me.

[11:27] GA: *rolls her eyes* Yeah, yeah. "Vwhatevwer." *makes her puppet smooch up on his* Muah muah.

[11:29] CA: *makes those really gross kissy noises they always do in movies*

[11:30] GA: This is incredibly silly.

[11:30] CA: no its lovwe.

[11:31] GA: *snorts* Yeah right.

[11:33] CA: so i feel pretty accomplished nowv, howv about you?

[11:38] GA: Hmm. I do+, actually. *smiles* This was pretty fun.

[11:39] CA: svweet. vwe should hang out more often.

[11:40] GA: ... *nods* I think I'd like that. *takes off the sock puppet and tosses at him with a smirk* Yo+u can keep yo+ur puppet. I kno+w ho+w much yo+u like lo+o+king at yo+urself.

[11:41] CA: vwhat do you vwant this one? *DANGLES the puppet of her at her*

[11:44] GA: Yes. *snatches it from him* I do+n't want to+ think abo+ut what yo+u'd do+ with a so+ck that lo+o+ks like me.

[11:45] CA: you sure you dont vwant to think about it? *THOSE 8ROWS NEED TO STOP*

[11:56] GA: Ew. *baps him with her sock self as he rises to her feet and starts to make her way out*

[11:56] GA: I'll see yo+u aro+und. *waves with sock puppet hand*

[11:57] CA: yeah, cya hot stuff. *waves back*

[11:58] GA: *gives him one last smile before slipping out through the door*

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-- arachnurasGall [AG] began pestering chicaneAgamemnon [CA] at 09:47 --

[09:48] AG: Ugh. I can't 8elieve I'm doing this. I'm pretty sure these assignments are specifically to target ME. 8ut whatever! I'm going to 8e the 8igger troll here and KICK IT IN THE ASS.

[09:48] AG: Apparently we have to do some stuff together. 8ut I'm sure we can make it as quick and painless as possi8le. Riiiiiiiight? :::;)

[09:21] CA: oh right, that. heh, i almost forgot. youre lucky you got me, because im probably the best guy you could havwe gotten paired up vwith.

[09:23] AG: Uuuuuuuugh. So I'm declaring you free right now, I'm going to come over. You 8etter 8e in your room.

[09:32] CA: vwowv, movwing kinda fast, huh? sure, vwe can do this in my room.

[09:36] AG: Oh my GOD. Yeah right!!!!!!!! Ok, I'm coming over. Open your fucking door.

[09:37] CA: in a minute.

[09:39] AG: -She's there in 8 minutes, taking her time and pro8a8ly grum8ling a little 8it on the way there.-

[09:55] CA: *CRONUS'S DOOR, HOWEVER, is not open for her. WHAT A PRICK*

[10:03] AG: -So in response to that, she knocks 8 times, HARD-

[10:03] CA: *the door opens, and the lights are turned low, candles are lit, and there's a shirtless cronus lounging across a fouton* hey there.

[10:06] AG: -She SIGHS, walking in and noticing all this am8iance going on. This is CERTAINLY SUGGESTIVE- I'm guessing you don't just HANG around like this. I'm here for the dum8 assignment we all have to put ourselves through hell for!

[10:06] AG: Not whatever THIS is. Where's the fucking light?

[10:07] CA: vwhat do you mean vwheres the light, i havwe candles. isnt that plenty for your troll vwision or do your eyes just suck?

[10:08] AG: I mean this atmosphere is STUPID. I don't 8lame you for trying to seduce me. -Hair flip- 8ut the lighting has GOT to change!!!!!!!!

[10:16] CA: its my block, i can havwe it howvevwer i vwant.

[10:18] AG: Whatever. -She groans.- Ok, so I had a choice 8etween 8i8 decorating and two truths and a lie. 8i8 decorating sounds laaaaaaaame and two truths and a lie sounds less lame, so we're going with that.

[10:20] CA: vwait, i dont get a say in this? heh, although... im pretty flattered you vwant to knowv more about me.

[10:22] AG: -her wings flutter in annoyance.- No! I don't want to know more a8out you! I just want to get this OVER W8TH!!!!!!!!

[10:36] CA: thats too bad, because thats entirely vwhat that games all about. *WAGGLES 8ROW*

[10:41] AG: -She huffs loudly.- I'M GO8NG F8RST!!!!!!!! -She has to think on it. She's still just standing there, refusing to sit.- I own like a shit ton of magic 8 8alls, I h8 8eing here, and I like 8eing here. GO.

[10:42] CA: vwowv, you made that VWAY too easy. obvwiously the lie is that you like being here.

[10:43] AG: Wow!!!!!!!!

[10:44] AG: You're so smart! NEXT.

[10:49] CA: hmmm... *strokes chin* ivwe killed before, i havwe NUMEROUS avwards for my musical albums, and i used to be the leader of a cult.

[10:59] AG: -She looks him over and just makes a face. Those ALL sound like lies, 8ut she knows the last one is true.- I'm calling shit on the awards!

[11:07] CA: heh, nope. vwrong.

[11:07] CA: i vwasnt the leader of a cult, i vwas just a figurehead, theres a difference. *GRINS*

[11:11] AG: -She gives him a long look.-

[11:11] AG: -A LONG ANNOYED LOOK-

[11:11] AG: Fine. Whatever. -She waves him off, thinking of her next three.-

[11:17] CA: heh, thats tvwo points for me.

[11:17] AG: Ok, so. I ditched my lusus to 8ecome a pir8, I'm responsi8le for the deaths of well over 100+ trolls, and I h8 talking a8out the apocalypse.

[11:22] CA: im calling bullshit on that third one because it sounds almost exactly like the your first lie.

[11:22] AG: Wow. Again! It's a mystery to how you keep solving these things! Gr8!

[11:23] AG: ::::|

[11:23] CA: heh, you underestimated me didnt you.

[11:25] AG: I'm not even trying. I can't take any of this seriously. Like, this whole thing? Are you kidding me????????

[07:36] CA: heh, yeah, its pretty ridiculous, but if it gets people to hang out vwith me, i dont care.

[07:41] AG: -Well, that was 8latantly honest.- I mean, yeah, I guess it's pretty HARD for you given all of THIS. -She gestures around to the room- If you want an A for effort though you might just need to GET AT people.

[07:50] CA: *raises a brow* vwhat do you mean by get at people? like shovwe myself in their faces?

[07:51] AG: Yeah, make them notice you! Initi8te hanging out. Don't just sit here with intentions of vaguely seducing some hot cerulean 8lood when she tells you she HAS to play a game with you.

[07:51] AG: Also why are you still not wearing a shirt?

[08:11] CA: heh, thanks, i think ill vwrite that dowvn in my notes. *IGNORES THE SHIRT QUESTION*

[08:14] AG: You can't 8e passive a8out this kind of thing. If people aren't doing what you want, make them! It's that simple!

[08:21] CA: you knowv, youre right. ivwe been sitting back all passivwely vwhen i could just be taking vwhat i vwant.

[08:23] AG: Of course I'm right! That's what you'll learn if you hang around me more. And you know what? I guess I can let that happen, if you cut the weird shit out!

[08:32] CA: heeey you vwant to hang more? id be totally dowvn for that. *GRIIIINS*

[08:39] AG: -She rolls her eyes- Want is a strong word. 8ut I WILL hang out with you, 8ecause I'm a nice person.

[08:52] CA: yeah, just tvwo of the nicest people on board hanging out, am i right?

[08:56] AG: 8asically. -8ut she's convinced she's WAY nicer than he is.- What's 8etter than that????????

[08:56] AG: I'm sure it'll pay itself off somehow!

[08:58] CA: yeah totally. so vwant to ditch this game then and go do something else?

-- arachnurasGall [AG] is now an idle chum! --

[09:27] AG: Can we PLEASE?

[09:27] AG: As in, yeah, that's what we're going to do right now!

[10:54] CA: hell yeah. vwhat do you vwant to do instead? play some other game?

[10:56] AG: You got any video games with kickass pirates in them? The only kind worth playing!!!!!!!!

[11:01] CA: ... *blink stare* vwhat, do you?

[11:02] AG: ::::) I GUESS you can come over to play them. Just don't mess up my shit! -Not like her room isn't already a disaster. Regardless, they hang out for the rest of the night-

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-- tenebrousThorns [TT] began pestering chicaneAgamemnon [CA] at 23:57 --

[11:57] TT: Nothing's broken, right?

[11:57] TT: No crucial facial features required for bringing home the bacon, and or, making the money?

[11:59] CA: nearly, but my face is pretty in tact.

[11:59] CA: i hope youre grateful i risked evwerything.

[12:00] TT: Extremely.

[12:00] TT: That was very brave.

[12:00] TT: And also kind of terrifying.

[12:00] TT: I'm more than happy with you risking less than everything.

[12:00] TT: Like, ten percent.

[12:03] TT: I think it's good to set a cieling on our self sacrifice threshold.

[12:06] CA: heh, yeah. so vwho vwas that anyvway? vwas that the psycho bitch you vwere monologuing about on the vway there?

[12:07] TT: Yeah, that's the one.

[12:07] TT: She's hard to miss.

[12:08] TT: Was hard to miss.

[12:10] CA: i dunno, i had a pretty easy time hitting her.

[12:15] TT: Past tense on account of the abrupt cessation of being.

[12:15] TT: I don't think she's gotten any quicker since being chopped in half.

[12:16] CA: vwith all the other dead being raised to life, you nevwer knowv.

[12:16] CA: hopefully the pieces are small enough that vwont happen not that i claim to be an expert on resurrection.

[12:16] TT: God.

[12:16] TT: I hope not.

[12:16] TT: If there's anyone that wouldn't deserve it.

[12:18] CA: i vwonder howv that resurrection evwen vworks.

[12:19] CA: thatd be pretty convweniant in case anyone takes a crack at me again.

[12:19] TT: What have you heard so far?

[12:19] CA: that queen bitch is alivwe and ready to ruin my life again.

[12:21] TT: Ah. Right.

[12:21] TT: Who was...

[12:21] TT: That again, exactly?

[12:21] CA: vwowv, vway to pay attention to my struggle.

[12:21] CA: that paradia medoogle.

[12:23] TT: Ah. Right. Yes, pardon me, I am certain this must be a terrible burden to bear.

[12:23] TT: Did she talk to you at all?

[12:24] CA: no, but feferi told me all about it.

[12:24] TT: It's so strange. It actually worked.

[12:25] CA: vwhat?

[12:26] TT: The resurrection... thing.

[12:28] CA: vwait, you knewv about it? like... before.

[12:29] TT: A little bit, yeah.

[12:29] TT: I was more sworn to secrecy.

[12:30] CA: uh huh...

[12:31] TT: It is, as you might expect, still a little bit shady.

[12:32] CA: yeah, no kidding. vwhy vwould they care about telling you anyvway? she cant mean anything to you.

[12:36] TT: Well, no. But one of the participants in the experiment does.

[12:38] CA: oh yeah?

[12:40] TT: I'm not sure if I should name names over chat, for liability purposes.

[12:40] CA: are they vwalking around vwith vwings too?

[12:41] TT: Nope.

[12:41] TT: ...

[12:41] TT: There's more than one?

[12:41] CA: yeah, ivwe heard a rumor theres three assholes running around vwith vwings.

[12:42] TT: Three of them?

[12:42] TT: Do tell.

[12:42] TT: I was only familiar with one potential resurrection.

[12:43] CA: or vwait four. yeah theres the tvwo browvnbloods but theyvwe had em for avwhile evwen before this.

[12:44] CA: then theres pussadia mcgee and... i dunno some other asshole.

[12:44] TT: Hmm.

[12:44] TT: I'll have to look up "Some Other Asshole" in the manifest.

[12:45] CA: yeah youll find their mug right there.

[12:50] TT: Who else died on the voyage? It can't have been Meenah.

[12:52] CA: i dunno, some olivwe blood apparently?

[12:53] TT: Apparantly.

[12:53] TT: Are the wings functional?

[12:53] TT: Did you hear anything about that?

[12:53] TT: Maybe it's just some new cosmetic thing.

[12:53] CA: nope.

[12:54] TT: To which?

[12:56] CA: to not hearing anything about vwhether theyre functional or not.

[12:56] TT: Oh, okay.

[12:56] TT: I guess I could see that becoming a troll fad.

[12:56] TT: Rufioh Nitram is the one who blew up lately. A model or whatever.

[12:57] CA: heh, do you think a bunch of squares vwill start murdering themselvwes just for a shot at some dumb vwings?

[12:58] TT: I was more thinking they'd start taping cellophane to the back of their clothes.

[12:58] TT: But hey, anything's possible.

[12:58] CA: yeah, these are trolls vwere talking about.

[12:58] CA: but taping cellophane to your back isnt a bad idea.

[12:58] TT: It isn't?

[01:31] CA: yeah its a great idea. the best idea evwen. do you havwe any cellophane? thats that colored plastic stuff right?

[01:32] TT: Not on hand, but I imagine I'd be able to come across some.

[01:32] CA: okay, great, ill need some immediatly.

[01:32] CA: ugh, some nag vwants me to ask you about vwhat happened before vwith that uh... psycho and stuff.

[01:32] TT: Huh.

[01:33] TT: I think I officially became a bad influence just now.

[01:33] TT: I,

[01:33] TT: Ugh.

[01:33] TT: Right.

[01:33] CA: i tried TELLING her that you vwould talk about it if you vwanted to but she doesnt believwe me.

[01:33] TT: No, it's okay.

[01:33] TT: I really should.

[01:36] CA: vwell alright, im all ears or fins or vwhatevwer it is seadvwellers like me are supposed to say.

[01:38] TT: She was the one who first dragged me out of the shipwreck.

[01:38] TT: She said a lot of things that made me more comfortable. Really made me think it was the work of a good samaritan, that maybe she was one of the ones who'd be willing to actually support a human despite everything.

[01:39] TT: Nursed me for a while, and told me that those surgeries were for my health.

[01:39] TT: All the while registering me as her property.

[01:39] TT: The tech in my head that keeps me from frying my brains?

[01:39] TT: She didn't give me that.

[01:39] TT: She gave me the ability to use psionics, but not the support to prevent me from hurting myself.

[01:41] CA: oh vwowv, vwhat a bitch.

[01:41] CA: vwhat goods a slavwe if you fry their pan?

[01:50] TT: That was generally my threat.

[01:50] TT: You know what was really sickening?

[01:50] TT: What just...

[01:50] TT: Infuriated me, more than anything else?

[01:50] CA: vwhats that?

[01:51] TT: She'd take it as my consent to be a part of this... relationship. She'd fuck with me and I'd cry or scream or try to rip her to pieces with those godawful abilities she gave me and she'd laugh. Tell me what a great partner I was.

[01:51] TT: I couldn't even properly hate her without her twisting it to fit her games.

[01:52] CA: so you held platonic hate tovwards her vwhile she had caliginous hate.

[01:58] TT: I found the whole concept to be pretty sickening for a very long time.

[01:58] TT: It didn't help that I had very little recourse. I was basically stuck.

[01:58] TT: Right up to the point I ripped one of her arms off and escaped.

[02:01] CA: vwhatd you do vwith her arm? did you keep it?

[02:06] TT: No. And I'm pretty sure she cut off the other for symmetrical purposes.

[02:06] TT: I flung it down a hillside so that the blood trail would lead another direction than the one I was going.

[02:08] CA: heh, i vwoulda kept it as a trophy but that vwas a pretty good backup plan.

[02:09] TT: The problem with trophies is they tend to smell a few days after you claim them.

[02:11] CA: not if you knowv howv to preservwe them right.

[02:11] TT: Do you have any trophies, dear Cronus?

[02:12] CA: no, but ill havwe some someday.

[02:13] TT: Well, I hope not. I would prefer you didn't end up with that kind of enemy.

[02:14] CA: sometimes i think i already havwe.

[02:15] TT: Hmm. Well, they can be very stressful. And probably not the kind you want reminders of.

[02:16] CA: yeah, its just so hard vwhen the univwerse is out to get you, you knowv?

[02:16] TT: Sometimes I wonder how you manage to face each morning.

[02:19] CA: i knowv right? its alvways a struggle evwen getting out of bed and getting my coffee.

[02:20] TT: Alas. I shall find the strength to go on, inspired by your grace.

[02:21] CA: see, nepeta vwas vwrong, i do help you plenty.

[02:26] TT: That would be the alleged nag, I take it?

[02:28] CA: yeah thats the nag alright.

[02:28] CA: shes alvways getting on my case about evwerything.

[02:28] TT: Tell her that I appreciate the concern.

[02:28] CA: shes not evwen my quad, she just does it because she can.

[02:28] CA: erugh, fine, ill pass the message along.

[02:30] TT: Thank you.

[02:31] CA: she says shes going to talk to you later no matter vwhat so brace yourself.

[02:31] TT: I don't mind company.

[02:33] CA: maybe after im done getting a back massage ill svwing by too.

[02:33] CA: ivwe been nothing but stuff since all that.

[02:33] CA: *stiff

[02:33] CA: see, i cant evwen spell.

[02:34] TT: Someone's giving you a back massage?

[02:36] CA: i got an appointment off ship.

[02:37] TT: Alternia has massueses?

[02:37] CA: yeah, for highbloods.

[02:38] TT: Oh, of course.

[02:38] TT: I don't know why I thought different.

[02:38] CA: hey, youre crewv right?

[02:38] CA: you should hire one for the ship.

[02:39] TT: I can't actually do that. I can send the proposal to the first mate, or the captain, if anyone could find him, but it would have to be something more general.

[02:39] TT: Like "physical therapist" or something.

[02:40] CA: vwoah, vwhat?

[02:40] CA: the captain took off?

[02:40] TT: Pretty sure. It's been days, and he's usually with Roxy.

[02:41] TT: And since she doesn't know where he is...

[02:41] CA: iiinteresting...

[02:41] CA: sounds like a good time for you to take ovwer.

[02:42] TT: Cronus.

[02:42] TT: That's.

[02:43] TT: Not even plausible.

[02:43] CA: like hell its not.

[02:43] CA: and then we can hire as many therapists vwe vwant.

[02:45] TT: I'd really like to stress that there's a certain hierarchy involved. For instance, the first officer, then one one of the department heads, then one of the junior officers...

[02:46] CA: vwait, and youre not any of those?

[02:46] TT: Nope.

[02:46] CA: vwowv, talk about prejudice.

[02:46] TT: I admit, it's a great injustice.

[02:48] CA: vwell, if you evwer do get that high up on the food chain, you knowv vwhat to do.

[02:49] CA: removwe the lesser ampora from povwer and get me a massueses.

[02:51] TT: As worthy a cause as that may be, I'll porbably pass.

[02:51] TT: Sorry, Cronus.

[02:51] CA: maaaan.

[02:54] TT: Mutiny will wait for another day.

[02:54] CA: ill havwe to led out some of these feelings of disappointment through song.

[02:58] TT: Perhaps that's for the best.

[02:59] CA: ill make sure you see it as soon as its done and youll be so movwed youll change your mind.

[03:00] TT: A touching ballad to treason.

[03:01] CA: exactly.

[03:01] TT: I'm not going to lie, I'd be kind of into that.

[03:03] CA: oh yeah? im sure you vwould be. i sawv some of the stuff you vwrote about on that ship. i evwen kept some of it.

[03:03] TT: Wait.

[03:03] TT: You did?

[03:05] CA: yeah, i did.

[03:06] TT: You probably...

[03:06] TT: Shouldn't show anyone.

[03:06] TT: You've been reading them?

[03:07] CA: yeah i havwe, its pure poetry. but yeah, dont vworry, im keeping it for myself.

[03:07] CA: im no stranger to secrecy.

[03:08] TT: Oh.

[03:08] TT: ....Thank you.

[03:08] TT: I wasn't really.

[03:08] TT: I mean.

[03:08] TT: My writing's improved since then.

[03:08] TT: That came from a place of anger, you know, and it kind of shows a lot.

[03:08] TT: But.

[03:08] TT: THanks.

[03:08] TT: I'm glad that you kept some of them.

[03:10] CA: yeah, youre vwelcome. if vwe evwer break up ill burn it vwith vwhatevwer other stuff youvwe givwen me like exes are supposed to.

[03:12] TT: Perish the thought. But thank you.

[03:14] CA: oh, i better get going. my appointments in half an hour and i need to find the place.

[03:16] TT: Okay.

[03:16] TT: Safe trip.

[03:17] CA: thanks.

[03:17] CA: talk to you later.

[03:17] CA: <>

[03:17] TT: See you.

[03:17] TT: <>

-- tenebrousThorns [TT] ceased pestering chicaneAgamemnon [CA] at 15:17 --

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-- chicaneAgamemnon [CA] began pestering arsenicCaudal [AC] at 23:43 --

[11:43] CA: vwell, hey nepeta.

[11:44] AC: :33 < hi purronus!

[11:44] CA: so im free nowv after being imprisoned against my vwill for so long.

[11:53] AC: :33 < yay!!

[11:53] AC: :33 < meow you can behave and be a pawdle citizen ones more!

[11:53] CA: yeah as if i vwasnt already one. its not my fault that guy antagonized me.

[11:54] AC: :33 < that was the furst time ive s33n mew throw a punch though

[11:55] AC: :33 < is that the first time you were angry?

[11:55] CA: evwer in my life? yeah, totally. i vwas seething vwith so much platonic hatred for the guy.

[11:56] CA: totally at him and not to do vwith anything else going on.

[11:56] AC: :33 < well THATS a lie

[12:00] CA: vwho died and made you the lie meister?

[12:01] AC: :33 < i was crowned it!

[12:03] CA: oh yeah? do you havwe the crowvn vwith you to provwe it?

[12:08] AC: :33 < yes i do!

[12:08] CA: let me see it.

[12:11] AC: :33 < so furrward! >:OO

[12:12] CA: oh vwhat, is it someplace privwate?

[12:12] CA: evwen better.

[12:13] AC: :33 < purronus!! so BOLD thatll get mew back in the slammpurr!

[12:13] CA: not if you dont snitch.

[12:14] AC: :33 < h33h33h33 still a nope!

[12:15] CA: vwowv, starting to not believwe you havwe any sort of crowvn nowv!

[12:18] AC: :33 < thats not really my purrrrroblem! X33

[12:19] CA: its ENTIRELY your problem because nowv you look like a liar.

[12:20] AC: :33 < do i????

[12:21] CA: yeah, a big fat one too.

[12:21] AC: :33 < oh nooooooo

[12:22] CA: youre so massivwely fat youre blotting out the sun vwith your deceitful girth.

[12:23] AC: :33 < am i still cute??

[12:23] CA: probably.

[12:24] AC: :33 < then ill be fine!

[12:26] CA: vwowv, i dont knowv about you, but being fat is not something i vwant to be.

[12:26] AC: :33 < hmmm it might make it a little hard to mewve

[12:26] AC: :33 < but i could roll ofur my enemies!

[12:27] CA: just dont roll ovwer me.

[12:28] AC: :33 < i just might!!

[12:31] CA: dont you dare.

[12:31] CA: dont evwen thing about it.

[12:31] CA: im a hero nowv, after all.

[12:31] AC: :33 < im thinking pawbout it!!

[12:31] AC: :33 < but a hero?

[12:31] AC: :33 < what makes mew say that?

[12:31] CA: i helped my moirail kill her arch nemisis thats vwhat makes me say that.

[12:34] AC: :33 < whaaaatt??????

[12:34] AC: :33 < wait what happawned?

[12:35] CA: oh, not much, she just got some vweird message from them about still owvning her as a slavwe or something?

[12:35] CA: so vwe vwent to destroy the evwidence.

[12:36] CA: but it turned out this baddy vwas skulking around or something.

[12:39] AC: :33 < :OO!! that sounds serious!

[12:40] AC: :33 < i didnt know rose was a slave thats so sad :((

[12:40] CA: yeah, i didnt either. first i evwer heard of it.

[12:41] AC: :33 < but shes purr meowrail

[12:41] AC: :33 < then again sharing things can be hard

[12:41] AC: :33 < which sucks :CC

[12:42] CA: yeah, its just nevwer come up i guess? she hasnt exactly needed any deep convwersations ovwer her tragic backstory yet.

[12:46] AC: :33 < have mew poked her a little pawbout it?

[12:48] CA: no, vwhy should i?

[12:54] AC: :33 < she might n33d a little nudge to talk pawbout things!

[12:55] CA: thats not my problem.

[01:20] AC: :33 < it most purrently is your purroblem!

[01:21] CA: but its not evwen my deal, i havwe too much of my owvn thing to deal vwith, ya knowv?

[01:22] AC: :33 < thats not how you handle a meowralligence ://

[01:22] AC: :33 < do you even know what theyre suppawsed to do fur each other?

[01:22] AC: :33 < or how it works at PAWLL??

[01:23] CA: vwell yeah, shes supposed to keep me passivwe and i lend her a favwor evwery nowv and then.

[01:24] AC: :33 < mew help each other

[01:24] CA: yeah, and i did that. i helped her kill that one bitch.

[01:24] CA: vwe sawved her up into tiny bits before blowving up the ship vwe found her in.

[01:25] AC: :33 < did mew ASK her more about it or show any concern pawbout anything else?

[01:26] CA: dude, she gavwe us a full on monologue about it on the vway ovwer.

[01:26] CA: im pretty sure i knowv evwerything there is to knowv.

[01:26] AC: :33 < mew should still ask

[01:27] CA: yeesh, fine, ill ask h er.

[01:28] AC: :33 < you n33d to learn meowre about her and also pale relationships i think

[01:31] CA: oh please, vwhat, are you going to sit me dowvn and givwe me some full on lesson?

[01:32] AC: :33 < yes! beclaws thats not fair and its not how it works!

[01:33] CA: yaaaaawvn.

[01:33] AC: :33 < rose might have meowre purroblems and things that she hasnt talked to anyone about

[01:33] AC: :33 < cronus im serious!!

[01:34] AC: :33 < this is purr palemate youre suppawsed to help her!

[01:34] CA: fine, vwe happen to be talking right nowv and i asked her.

[01:35] AC: :33 < you still n33d to learn more and act like mew care ://

[01:35] AC: :33 < it really sounds dismewssive and thats really dumb and lame of you

[01:35] CA: youre really dumb and lame.

[01:37] AC: :33 < grrrr im SERIOUS

[01:37] AC: :33 < youre not taking this seriously!

[01:38] CA: seriously i asked her about it, just lay off.

[01:39] AC: :33 < im not going to lay off beclaws you sounded like you didnt care!

[01:39] AC: :33 < its not just asking purr because i told you to its doing it because you want to

[01:40] AC: :33 < and you want her to trust you and confide things in you that she cant tell other peopawl

[01:45] CA: vwowv, nowv youre really prying into my business and youre starting to annoy me.

[01:48] AC: :33 < i dont care if it annoys mew!! im telling you what i can s33 furom what youre showing me and tell me and thats not fair to rose >:IC

[01:49] CA: god and im making an effort nowv just like you said, vwhat more do you evwen vwant?!

[01:50] AC: :33 < educate purrself on how to purrrrroperly go about a meowralligence and ill leave mew alone

[01:53] CA: youre not evwen educating me youre just yelling and yelling and nagging and nagging.

[01:54] AC: :33 < you told me to lay off and that i was purrying into your business

[01:54] AC: :33 < not that i will lay off or care if im prying but thats not the point

[01:56] CA: god, i am rolling my eyes so hard right nowv.

[01:57] AC: :33 < too bad! go to the lipurrrary and read up meowster!!!

[01:59] CA: vwhat, right nowv?

[02:00] AC: :33 < by today!

[02:01] AC: :33 < mew have to learn this stuff fast since purr already kind of in a relationship

[02:01] AC: :33 < duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[02:01] CA: and vwhat happens if i dont read it by today? are you going to pee on all my stuff?

[02:02] CA: i heard thats vwhat angry cats do.

[02:03] AC: :33 < you could find out!!!!!!

[02:04] CA: gross, i dont think i vwant to.

[02:06] AC: :33 < then mew should do it

[02:07] CA: fine, vwhatevwer, after im done talking to rose.

[02:14] AC: :33 < fine, good bluh

[02:16] CA: are you done then?

[02:18] AC: :33 < are YOU done???

[02:19] CA: if youre done im done.

[02:23] AC: :33 < fine im done ://

[02:26] CA: good.

[02:27] CA: since youre all about me asking other people about their privwate biz, vwhat havwe you been up to?

[02:29] CA: ugh, rose says she appreciates your concern.

[02:29] CA: she vwanted me to pass that along.

[02:30] AC: :33 < oh! its no purroblem ill have to talk to purr later!

[02:30] AC: :33 < i n33d to go to the gym afpurr this!

[02:31] CA: yeah, im sure you do.

[02:32] AC: :33 < h33h33h33 of course!

[02:32] AC: :33 < ive b33n filling a lot of bounties and i n33d to k33p in shape!

[02:32] CA: making mega dough eh?

[03:27] AC: :33 < h33h33h33 of course!!

[03:27] AC: :33 < i pawlso made a MAJOR supply run!

[03:28] CA: got anything for me?

[03:30] AC: :33 < nope!

[03:30] AC: :33 < it was pawrt supplies

[03:31] CA: vwowv, vwhy not?

[03:33] AC: :33 < mew dont draw silly!

[03:34] CA: yeah, but i could.

[03:34] CA: i am an artist after all.

[03:36] AC: :33 < a mewsician but if you wanted to work on drawing then mew totally can!

[03:37] CA: yeah, just you vwatch me.

[03:39] AC: :33 < i will!

[03:41] CA: oh yeah so i havwe an appointment soon. im getting a massage since ivwe been so stiff.

[03:43] AC: :33 < ooh that sounds fun!

[03:43] AC: :33 < i hope it makes me f33l better then

[03:43] AC: :33 < even though mew could stretch it out im sure X33

[03:43] CA: vwhat?

[03:48] AC: :33 < stretch the stiffness!

[03:49] CA: yeah yeah, i could, but its fancier to havwe someone else do it for you.

[03:53] AC: :33 < h33h33h33 if mew say so!

[03:54] CA: anyvway, i gotta jet.

[03:54] CA: ill catch you later after ivwe done all that dumb homevwork you vwant me to do.

[03:58] AC: :33 < okay! have a nice meowssage!

[04:02] CA: Thanks.

[04:02] CA: Cya nepeta.

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