Your average asexual, aromantic, agender individual Generally not chill about something or other "Masculine? Feminine? It depends on the situation: Neuter is the only gender that always suits me." - CLAUDE CAHUN (1894-1954) Portrait: PETER (A YOUNG ENGLISH GIRL), 1923-24, ROMAINE BROOKS
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There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two
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I'm sick of internet negativity, so let's combat it: reblog this and saying something nice/pay a compliment to the prev in the tags.
#always happy to see you on my dash#has very smart very compassionate things to say#enjoy hearing about you and overelegantstranger settling in over the last year or so
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As someone who has organized a gangbang, it is SO HARD to Wrangle People towards the sexy parts and away from the crafted table of snacks which just so happens to be in front of your book shelf and OMG you have THIS gaming System?? That was Kickstarter exclusive! Like, no. Stop. Please return the game book to the shelf and remove your clothes. Please?
well thank god it's not just me
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ought to have written this aeons ago, anyway. if I followed you and:
you're a star trek blog, im over here @a-stitch-in-time-and-space
you're a gen fandom and/or queer rambles blog this is me @variousqueerthings
you're tolkien-related @middle-earth-queers
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Community + Running gags: Rhyming names
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What if she had been telling the truth? What if I really was someone else? Someone beautiful and powerful. Someone buried alive and suffocating to death. Very far away, on the other side of the television screen.
I SAW THE TV GLOW (2024) dir. Jane Schoenbrun
#prev: ohhhhhhhhhh shouldve told you you'd love this one#all the buffy references! the melancholia! the soundtrack! the metaphors!#(but also feels like a movie one should just come upon on ones own time)
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Taskmaster S18E06
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Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist
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AL PACINO as IVAN TRAVALIAN | AUTHOR! AUTHOR! (1982) dir. Arthur Hiller.
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don't let my tits distract you from the fact that I am first and foremost a clown
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A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)
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haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season
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shut up this is the only video I care about
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