I keep trying to make my header a picture of this GIANT pusheen plush I saw while drunk and cried about how fuckin huge and chubby it was, but tumblr keeps making it glitch and weirdly zoom in sometimes and I stopped caring, so, sorry about that. Congratulations if you get to see the full pusheen. (28, largely pronoun indifferent. Like, Gender = not a BOY but wearing crop tops and skinny jeans in a distinctly 80s manslut kind of way and yeah the mullet is hot pink now)
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hey hey um not a request but just wanted to say I love your fics
I swear I answered this exact word for work ask like a week ago but I am kissing you on the forehead again regardless in case you are different and tumblr is not just looping asks to me ;w;
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i cannot blame cats for using their fangs to put perfect little stapler holes in cardboard bc if i had such fangs you bet your ass id be doing that too
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oh fuuuuuuck i just found a picture of the wigan kebab guy with mr beast. both of them look downright suicidal
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They should invent a being a writer that doesn't come with being isolated and diminishing returns on what you are given back compared to how much you give
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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this
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The sushi-shaped isopod is a crustacean like no other.
(Image credit: Aquamarine Fukushima)
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hey, my wraith saw you from across the dungeon and wanted to know if he was cool to touch you with his long-ass skeletal ice finger
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Waiting for Jeremy so he can take him home 🏍️💨
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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
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