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Any time a customer is telling me a story and I can't understand them/what they're talking about and I'm just nodding and agreeing and looking interested I think of this gif
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fnaf is such, a fascinating cultural object.
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My 1000 skinny white guy friends with medium length curly hair and big round glasses told me they are all going to start acting like ralsei from deltarune over text messages as a strategy for getting more heterosexual sex so be on the lookout for that
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The friends that are chronically 30 minutes late are so important to have because they teach u patience and the meaning of loving someone so much u let ur anger go. I have not mastered either yet but I’m sure it’s coming
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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can I come over and look at you like this
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(via すゞ柴 (柴犬いぶき) on X: “ジーっ…… https://t.co/yfRHa2Iu9j” / X)
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can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you
Don't get involved in things you don't understand
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sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere
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boys like it when you imprison them in the ornate birdcage that hangs in the centre of your lair
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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.
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whoa, you're telling me that this overdesigned kawaii vtuber describes herself as a "scrungly gremlin" AND says fuck ?
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