dont be insensitive. americans wear shoe in house in case they need to go get cheeseburger on short notice
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DOES ANYONE HAVE THE "I DONT KNOWWWW" GORILLA IMAGE
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in sports red card means everyone stops and eats a raspberry
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they should pay you extra if you have to be the only fag in the workplace. they should give you a bonus for that.
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I love hotel breakfasts. You have shambling zombies who've managed to scrape together half a braincell, the morning people who've already done their yoga, and the most elegantly put together women you've ever seen, all staring with the same vague confusion at the unholy selection of food on offer.
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i think we all know a few guys like this
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“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all
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my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed
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throw it back my scarab
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stay safe because i like being alive at the same time as you.
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HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON SKILL. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL
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Piping plover chick
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