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ARMADA DATING HCS! BOT edition

i might do blurr, sideswipe and starscream. i love armada stuff. you rarely see any of it. especially a self insert, i have searched far and wide but it has only ever been fruitless. like a thirsty man trying to find water in a desert.

including: Optimus, Hotshot, Jetfire, Red Alert, Scavenger

cross-posted on ao3.

Optimus Prime:

— As leader of the autobots, he clearly has a certain charisma (unlike others) which really makes almost any bot fall for him but again, as a leader, he’s usually too engrossed in his duties to truly be romantic with anyone. The war has made him a little bit bitter. So don’t expect a confession from his side.

— He’s reluctant to get into a romantic relationship with anyone, mostly to protect them. But he craves love. Optimus loves being taken care of for once in his life. But he is not accustomed to it at all, he's been a war commander for his whole life. His reluctance is a result of never having time or the opportunity to be vulnerable with another. He doesn't really know how to.

—Because of this, he doesn't think he would be a good partner. The fact that he's always busy is there but this is the main reason.

— If you do end up together though, he would be more of a listener than a talker. He loves listening to you ramble and rant. If you’re in a tough spot and need to talk it out, Optimus is always there for you. He's more than happy to offer you guidance and advice. Optimus is a very comforting individual.

— He also makes tiny mental notes about what you like and dislike which is impressive considering the mech is almost always busy. Optimus will use this to his advantage in the future and to his full advantage when the war is over.

— On the contrary, it is much harder to get the bot to talk about how he feels. He’s always had to be seen as a supporting figure for the Autobots, someone to lean and depend on, so as a result most of his emotions are suppressed. He's a closed book that will only open slowly with time.

— But he’s really good at showing you just how happy he is in your presence! Happiness comes naturally to the Prime. You make him feel calm and he really likes that. Being able to lean on someone for the first time in a long time feels nice which is why he is initially reluctant to accept your help or support but then gets accustomed to it.

— Optimus rarely gets jealous. He trusts you and knows that you will never hurt him or let him down.

— He’s a surprisingly touch starved individual. He loves holding your servos or having your arms hold him. Of course, it's only really when it's just the two of you. Optimus has a tough leader persona to maintain. And he doesn't want it to crumble.

— You two sometimes just lay down on the grass in some silent field away from base on the rare occasion that Optimus isn’t busy and just try to talk for hours on end, hoping no one will disturb you two and pray that Megatron will have something better to do than his usual schemes.

— The Prime does try to crack a joke or two every now and then but he has dad humour so its not the funniest. However, if you genuinely do laugh from his horrible attempt at humour, a big wide giddy smile will be behind his face-guard. His bad sense of humour will make you laugh. Optimus manages to get a laugh out of you just because of how bad his attempt was.

— Overall, he’s a sweetheart. Optimus is extremely soft for the most part. You're like an old married couple. Just don’t expect him to be able to make a lot of time for you, he’s a busy bot. Optimus does feel guilty about that in a way, like he's not able to give you the attention you deserve... but you two are in a war so he knows its not practical and he shouldn't be feeling this way.

Hot Shot:

— He has zero dating experience. Hot Shot at first is clueless on what to do but he gets by, somehow. He definitely would confess first to you and try to ask you out.

— Hot Shot is a ball of energy so it's very fun to hang out with him. Unlike with most of the others, you guys can actually go on dates. Hot Shot is willing to gamble if it means you guys can get lovey dovey away from base.

— He’s a talker, he’ll always tell you about his day or how Red Alert is up his aft constantly or how Jetfire gets too cocky. Hot Shot could ramble on for hours but he does listen to what you have to say as well... or he tries to. He doesn’t have the best attention span out there.

— The motor mouth is a sucker for your approval and validation. Hot Shot always waits keenly for your input. Your opinion and how you perceive him matters a lot to him.

— Hot Rod isn’t entirely open to flirting. He does try (even if his flirt skills aren’t the best) but then immediately gets flustered when you reciprocate, which makes you laugh and that makes him even more flustered. Its a self-feeding loop of embarrassment for him.

— In fact, kisses have to be initiated by you. Hot Shot freezes up and tries to play it cool but that stupid smile plastered across his face tells you otherwise. He loves cuddling and soaking up your warmth.

— He’s too coy to initiate any touch for the most part so he doesn’t get touchy.

— He constantly needs your support and reassurance when he’s at his lowest. Especially when Optimus ‘died’.

— Hot Shot gets jealous easily too but he doesn’t really do anything about it. He usually just pouts and mumbles to himself how much better he is... internally. He’s an adorable boyfriend.

— “Matching paint-jobs, please?”

— A lot of this stuff is new for him so bear with him for a while. Hot Shot has always been too focused on other things and he has never really been exposed to romance but he’s glad he gets to experience this for the first time with you.

Jetfire:

— Despite his tough exterior, you’re pretty surprised to find that he has a very soft side to him. He will try to act tough and play it cool even while being with you. Jetfire isn't really sure how he managed to get you to ask him out but he's happy it happened because he was planning on doing it himself but had no idea how to.

— Jetfire is the cocky type. He’s a tease and is very playful sometimes but when the behaviour is reciprocated, he goes full on egotistical. He already has a huge ego and you continue to stroke its flames higher. There are times where when you reciprocate, he gets incredibly flustered if he didn’t see it coming. Jetfire goes speechless in such cases.

— Jetfire drops absolutely horrible pick up lines to you. It makes the others gag. He’s good at many things but flirting isn’t one of them. It's downright cheesy attempts. But it makes you laugh from how bad it is so a win is a win.

— You think he’s a cute but he will vehemently deny the cutie patootie allegations for as long as he functions. He does secretly like it though so do continue.

— He gets a little touchy, he always has to be touching you in some way or another. An arm around your shoulders panels, an arm around your hip struts, servos on your hip struts. But he’s usually only like that in private.

— Jetfire is both a passionate talker and a very avid listener. Conversing with him is fun! But he does get carried away with himself after a successful mission and proceed to ramble about himself.

— Since Jetfire is one of the only Autobots that can fly, he takes you up in the sky sometimes to show you just how beautiful Earth looks from up there. You call him a bird and he gets thrown off by it.

— He’s a BIG show off. Jetfire will do anything do impress you, as long as it doesn't inconvenience Prime but sometimes that doesn’t matter to him either. He tries to maintain his tough exterior with you to show that he is the coolest out of every bot on Cybertron.

— Him? Jealous? Pfft. Don’t be ridiculous! Jetfire knows his worth! (he’s dying on the inside. please let him know how much you love him). Truth is, he can be insecure at times. It’s rather easy to rile him up and get a reaction out of him.

— Jetfire LOVES to make you laugh, he’s always got a joke for you. He hears you laugh and it's like a thousand moons exploded in his head, he really can’t explain it but your laugh just makes him feel something he’s never really felt before. He’s your flying part time stand up comedian boyfriend and Second In Command of the whole Autobot Army.

Red Alert:

— He’s way more charismatic than the others, excluding Prime so it's no surprise you like him. But he does question it slightly considering he’s one of the more no-nonsense types of Autobots. You probably would have to confess first to him.

— Red Alert is usually the silent type but he gets slightly more chatty when you’re around. He doesn’t really initiate conversations most of the time.

— But he shows his love in other ways! Red is more of an action type of person. He’ll give you more physical affection than anything else but only in private. Otherwise its gentle reaffirmations.

— Red is a very good listener. He will remember every single word that leaves your derma. If you do spill drama to him, he will ask for updates about it. He’s more into the deeper types of conversations or world happenings than plain humour but you make him laugh so he loves you.

— He gets concerned very quickly and worries for your safety so he’s made sure to teach you basic first aid just in case. Red Alert will scold you if you get sick or have an injury, even if it's just a scratch.

— He does have a way with words, he’s an excellent writer and will leave behind poems and such for you. He may not be the funniest but his sarcastic comments will get a chuckle out of you.

— Sometimes, you assist him when Red Alert works at the med-bay. You’re sort of like his nurse at this point. He finds it cute how eager you are to help him out, he really admires your passion and how willing you are to learn new things.

— Red Alert never really gets jealous either. He’s a bot that knows his worth. A truly confident mech unlike Jetfire.

— You guys watch the best of entertainment that Earth has to offer together at base when y'all get time. Red likes Brooklyn 99 and most cop related shows. You once compared him to Robocop and he didn’t know what to feel about that.

— Overall, he’s a 10/10 boyfriend. He’s serious most of the time but a little laid back when he has to be.

Scavenger:

— Scavenger is very old. He trained Optimus for Primus' sake! So he’s extremely surprised when you tell him you like him. He doesn’t really have a pleasant face to look at either. He isn't insecure about it or anything, he just knows he's not the best looking. He's not a mech who has time for beauty routines when he was busy being a double-agent. It’s something to keep in mind cause he does tend to get a little old fashioned with romance.

— Also he's very experienced with this stuff, he's had a handful of partners here and there. Its not a lot but considering they're in never ending war and relationships are hard to come by, its pretty experienced by Cybertronian standards.

— He’s a grump with a good sense of humour. Hanging out with him can never really get boring. Scavenger is as sarcastic say they come. You can expect a lot of quips and snark from his side.

— His grumpy-ness crumbles when you’re around. Scavenger usually has a small smile or smirk when you’re around.

— Scavenger is a shameless flirt. He doesn’t back down when it comes to reminding you just how attractive he finds you. He drops pick up lines like bombshells but is actually very smooth with it (unlike others). He’s a very flirty type. But that’s mostly in private. He doesn’t like every bot around knowing what he and his love are up to.

— He’s a very good listener. Scav doesn’t really have a lot to talk about. He’s got some good stories though from all his past adventures but you’ll have to catch him in a really good mood for him to tell you that. And he will not be sharing any of his stories as a Decepticon no matter how much you try to pry it out of his vocalizer because it 'top-secret' apaprently.

— Do not expect him to really tell you how he feels though. It takes time for him to open up, similar to Prime.

— Unintentionally very funny. He says things with a very flat delivery which makes him accidentally the funniest mech amongst them all, not to mention how creative he gets with his insults.

— He’s touchy and touch starved, he loves to hold you and he loves feeling your servos on him. Scav is willing to be like this in public too, as long as you’re fine with it. He’s got no shame for the most part.

— Call him handsome, he likes that. He likes to be praised. Scav doesn’t have as big of an ego as some of his fellow soldiers but he loves it when you fawn all over him. One of the main motivations as to why he’s willing to tell you his old stories is the look of awe in your optics as he explains his fierce battles and his adventures.

— He spoils you filthy every chance he gets and he does so very casually. Scavenger has done a lot of exploring, he’s constantly been on missions going to places far far away so he’ll bring something back for you. He’s also got relatively lot of shanix and a few trinket collections. He'll just drop a shiny gem into your lap and walk away.

— You’re into old mechs and you bagged the grumpiest one.

should i write about these dum-dums some day?

[chippa44444]

NSFW DJD Headcanons?

I’m rubbing my hands together like a fly on a table rn

I only did Tarn, Vos, and Kaon for this as I only do up to three characters, but lemme know if u wanna part 2!

Warnings: manipulation, electricity, scary dudes in love with you oh no-

Vos:

- They are the LAZIEST BOTTOM

- literally just sits there and let’s you do all the work

- Likes it hard and slow 

- fortunately they’re a switch, so not all sex is that way. They can actually be a very passionate lover. Preferring long intimate sessions over quickies

- Vos can become jealous if you haven’t been ‘claimed’ by them in awhile, meaning if they haven't at least touched your form in an intimate way in about a week? The next day you aren’t leaving the bed until Vos is finished with you

- That being said I don’t think they have a breeding kink as much as they have a cum kink, they love seeing cum everywhere. In you, on you, on them too. 

- Very good at aftercare, making sure to clean up all your fluids after a particularly rough session

Tarn:

- you poor soul, you asked for this /lh

- Unfortunately not awesome at aftercare, unless you want like water or food. He doesn’t really like cuddles other than you sitting in his lap.

- Has an arsenal of sex toys 

- Cuck alert HEHShsauHEEHHE

- He tops, and he loves watching you pleasure yourself, definitely is a voyeur

- You’re the only person that he lets see all of him, do not break his trust

- Uses his outlier ability to make your orgasms that much harder, his hands are also very skilled at taking other bots apart, so he knows exactly how to make you putty in his hands

Kaon:

- is pet play obvious?

- very soft Dom, he loves for you and cares for you very much, king of aftercare

- Kaon will let you top him if you want to, but if you become bratty he will put you in your place

- consent checks <3

- Some of his kinks extend outside the bedroom too, his electricity can sometimes become too much to contain and watching the little sparks fly across between the two of you is a really big turn on for him

- Likes it slow and steady if he’s receiving, but prefers to give you pleasure

[chippa44444]

tfa prowl x reader🔞 🔞valveplug art 🔞

🔞Under cut nsfw!

caution:Oral sex,size difference.

Full version link here ♡

↑The password is "makaserori"

[chippa44444]

🔞tfa prowl x reader🔞 🔞valveplug art WIP🔞

🔞Under cut nsfw！

It's done! Here's the link

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Yandere!Poly!Jettwins x Human!reader Mini Fiction

“You’re Happy with Us… Aren’t You?”

🚨 Content Warning: This is a polyamorous relationship between a gender-neutral Reader and the Jet Twins (Jetfire and Jetstorm). While the Twins are siblings, there is no romantic or sexual interaction between the brothers themselves. No incestuous themes are present. This story includes yandere elements and emotional tension

English is not my native language so I'm sorry if I make mistakes.

Original link for Japanese version

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"Do you like us?"

"Are you happy… being with us?"

The Elite Guard cadet brothers, Jetfire and Jetstorm, each gently enclosed one of your hands in theirs. Their smiles were soft and sweet—but what glimmered in their eyes wasn’t just affection.

Something else flickered beneath their gaze.

A clinging, syrupy obsession.

A hunger so fervent, it burned bright and strange behind their charming façade.

That strange stillness was shattered by a sharp voice.

"You two! Again?! Cut it out already!"

The voice belonged to none other than Sir Sentinel, their commanding officer, stomping toward you with that ever-familiar look of disgust twisting his face.

His well-known hatred for organics—and his obsessive cleanliness—clung to him like a stench.

"Leave them be, Sentinel,"

Jazz stepped in smoothly, his voice calm as always.

"Their… friend here is good for morale. I don’t see anything wrong with that."

"Tch! Well I do!"

Sentinel sneered, shooting a sharp glare down at you.

"Touching something as filthy as an organic… just thinking about it makes my plating crawl!"

And that was the moment it happened.

The twins’ smiles faded.

Not slowly, but like light being switched off—one moment warm, the next, cold shadow.

The shift in their expression was like ice cracking beneath your feet.

"…Sir Sentinel…"

Jetfire’s voice dropped, low and burning.

"You insulted them. That… we cannot forgive."

His bright yellow optics had lost their cheerful glow—

and now glowed instead with the slow, steady embers of something darker.

Jetstorm said nothing, but his narrowed gaze sliced through the air like wind sharpened to a blade.

The silence between them felt heavy, like a storm waiting to break.

Even Sentinel faltered, stepping back slightly before stammering,

"F-Fine! I-I’ll allow it—fine! You can stay with them!"

The twins’ tense stances slowly eased.

But just when the moment seemed to pass, Sentinel had to ruin it:

"BUT! The second you're back on the ship, you're to be thoroughly cleansed and sanitized! That’s an order!!"

The twins’ optics narrowed in unison.

They said nothing. But that silence said plenty.

Then, with perfect synchronicity, they turned to you once more—

And their smiles bloomed again, bright and sweet and seemingly innocent.

"Don’t worry—we’ll keep you safe, always."

"You have nothing to fear, not when we're with you!"

The knot in your chest loosened at their words. Their warmth, their care… it felt real.

"You're happy being with us… right?"

"We love you. So, so much."

Their voices chimed together like songbirds—

soft, sweet, gentle…

…but behind those smiles, something dark coiled.

An unrelenting need to possess.

A fire that demanded you belong to them, and them alone.

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TFA Lockdown x Human!Reader Mini fiction

"Brand of Mine"

⚠️ Vulveplug / 18+ ONLY

Contains explicit sexual content, bondage imagery (ropes/gag/blindfold), marking, possessiveness, and strong emotional intensity.

A possessive bounty hunter doesn't just take what he wants—he claims it.

This is a second-person POV smut one-shot told from Lockdown’s perspective, featuring a gender-neutral reader.

Reader-insert. Soft aftermath, obsessive affection, and heat still lingering in the air.

After a night of intense pleasure and pain, he soothes what he’s marked, and whispers the truths only you are meant to hear.

You're his, body and soul—and he’ll make sure you never forget it.

“You did well… real well.”

When I took off the blindfold, you stared blankly at the ceiling, eyes wide, unfocused.

I undid the gag, the ropes.

Red marks bloomed on your soft skin—

each one a proof I left behind.

Just thinking about it makes my spark pulse with heat, slow and deep.

You took it all.

The pain, the pleasure—

every single bit came from me.

You’re mine. No one else’s.

I’m a bounty hunter—

and when I want something, I take it.

Doesn’t matter if it belongs to someone else.

You’re no exception.

The line of your back traced by my hook… the bite marks sunk deep… your wrists bruised and trembling.

All of them feel like I carved my name right into you.

So even a glance would tell anyone—you belong to me.

Your body radiates heat, and I can’t help but fall for that little twitch in your fingertips when I touch you.

That heat, that tremble… all of it is my mark.

I hold you close, fingers trailing gently over the signs I left behind—not with the hook this time, but my own bare hand.

“You’re mine. All mine. My precious treasure.”

I’ll say it as many times as it takes.

Every time I say it out loud, that possessiveness in me just burns hotter.

I want all of you—every part of you.

Don’t go showing that face to anyone else.

Save it for me, and me alone.

—After I’ve cleaned you up, I watch as your eyes start to flutter closed. I speak softly.

“Go ahead and sleep. I’ll take care of the mess.”

But you, with a faint crease between your brows, murmur something just above a whisper.

“…Before I sleep… I want a kiss.”

Caught off guard, I nearly chuckle.

Frag, you really are something else.

“…As you wish, sweetheart.”

With a crooked grin, I press my lips to yours—soft and slow.

My touch is tender on your heated skin, and in that moment, one thing’s clear.

You’re mine now.

Not going anywhere.

Never letting you go.

And as you slip into sleep, I hold you close, possessive and quiet, like I’ve already claimed forever.

[chippa44444]

TFA Lockdown x Human!Reader Mini fiction

"Brand of Mine"

⚠️ Vulveplug / 18+ ONLY

Contains explicit sexual content, bondage imagery (ropes/gag/blindfold), marking, possessiveness, and strong emotional intensity.

A possessive bounty hunter doesn't just take what he wants—he claims it.

This is a second-person POV smut one-shot told from Lockdown’s perspective, featuring a gender-neutral reader.

Reader-insert. Soft aftermath, obsessive affection, and heat still lingering in the air.

After a night of intense pleasure and pain, he soothes what he’s marked, and whispers the truths only you are meant to hear.

You're his, body and soul—and he’ll make sure you never forget it.

“You did well… real well.”

When I took off the blindfold, you stared blankly at the ceiling, eyes wide, unfocused.

I undid the gag, the ropes.

Red marks bloomed on your soft skin—

each one a proof I left behind.

Just thinking about it makes my spark pulse with heat, slow and deep.

You took it all.

The pain, the pleasure—

every single bit came from me.

You’re mine. No one else’s.

I’m a bounty hunter—

and when I want something, I take it.

Doesn’t matter if it belongs to someone else.

You’re no exception.

The line of your back traced by my hook… the bite marks sunk deep… your wrists bruised and trembling.

All of them feel like I carved my name right into you.

So even a glance would tell anyone—you belong to me.

Your body radiates heat, and I can’t help but fall for that little twitch in your fingertips when I touch you.

That heat, that tremble… all of it is my mark.

I hold you close, fingers trailing gently over the signs I left behind—not with the hook this time, but my own bare hand.

“You’re mine. All mine. My precious treasure.”

I’ll say it as many times as it takes.

Every time I say it out loud, that possessiveness in me just burns hotter.

I want all of you—every part of you.

Don’t go showing that face to anyone else.

Save it for me, and me alone.

—After I’ve cleaned you up, I watch as your eyes start to flutter closed. I speak softly.

“Go ahead and sleep. I’ll take care of the mess.”

But you, with a faint crease between your brows, murmur something just above a whisper.

“…Before I sleep… I want a kiss.”

Caught off guard, I nearly chuckle.

Frag, you really are something else.

“…As you wish, sweetheart.”

With a crooked grin, I press my lips to yours—soft and slow.

My touch is tender on your heated skin, and in that moment, one thing’s clear.

You’re mine now.

Not going anywhere.

Never letting you go.

And as you slip into sleep, I hold you close, possessive and quiet, like I’ve already claimed forever.

[chippa44444]

I was wondering if you have any ideas or crumbs for TFA ratchet? 👉👈

I'm a gilf fucker enjoyer and I love that mech so much whenever he's in screen time.

TFA my beloved! I went with romance headcanons and gn!human reader if that’s okay!

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- Ratchet is a grumpy old mech, the city it too damn loud and these kids are too damn loud and rowdy. How you managed to woo his spark was beyond anyone of the team, and truly beyond him as well, though the truth is he loved you for so long just keeping it to himself. You’re so good with Sari, so good at getting the others to settle while also fitting in with them like a big family. You’re much calmer than the others and found it easy to slip into his daily routine.

- His days weren’t right if you weren’t there, and nothing lit a fire under him than you getting injured during a decepticon attack, protecting Sari at the cost of yourself. Luckily you managed to recover just fine, but in that moment he felt helpless and weak knowing nothing about human medicine to help you. It’s only then he came clean.

Ratchet was so nervous for once, he’s an older model, outdated, and nowhere close to being as young and full of energy as anyone else on this team, why would you accept him when there were other better choices than this mean old mech? But after that scare…well, it just don’t feel right keeping it all in anymore.

You’re so much smaller than him, small squishy human, yet you manage to have him wrapped around your soft digit. Even when you’re looking up at him with a look offering him patience and love, he just doesn’t get it.

“I’m sorry, you shouldn’t have been dragged into all this mess and dealin’ with us..” Ratchet sighs, his expression softens just looking at you, “you are certainly somethin’ else, sweetspark.”

It’s just you and him right now, the other long since gone to bed, he can finally be open with you without worrying too much. You make a gesture making him follow in turn, lifting you carefully in his servo just for you to kiss his cheek which swiftly flushes a darker blue.

“Really, and old rust bucket like me?”

“Keep talking like that and you’re gonna get it all smooched outta ya.”

It’s not a conventual courtship to him, he didn’t bwoop his siren at you or flash his light like he’d want to, but even still he holds you close with a sigh. You really do have a grip over his spark.

- Ratchet is not super lovey dovey in public, but if you start the affection he won’t turn you away, just grumbles under his breathe all flustered.

- If no one can find you you’re usually hanging around Ratchet if not just on his shoulder as he walks around. If anyone asks for you they are getting a stern look from the older bot, while he sets you down so you can see what you’re needed for.

- Arguing is his love language, please understand he’s not arguing cause he’s actually mad he’s arguing because hearing your fake shocked gasp is truly funny to him, especially when you go on a ‘you hate me and want to see me suffer’ rant, all because he said he couldn’t recharge yet.

- Speaking of Ratchet gets on everyone’s case about taking care of themselves this incudes you, however you will need to get on his case abour taking care of himself, he will argue back that he’s the medic here he knows what he’s doing, please just give him either a stern glare or a pitifully sad expression and he caves quickly. Just because it’s you.

- 100% yells at the other autobots messing with you in the same tone of ‘don’t talk to your sire that way!’ It always lands with Optimus and you stepping between and Bee cause the yellow bot sasses you back and Ratchet will not have that respect in this base, ya hear!

- He’s not the best with words but he is always there for you to lean against. It breaks his spark to see you having a low day, he knows not much he could say will fix it but he always lets you know he loves you, while he picks you up and takes you to his habsuite to lay down with you, let you melt into his warm chassis. One servo on your back like a weight blanket, just letting you two bask in each others company.

- Dates are at least once a week though most are very relaxed and more often than noth lead to you stifling a laugh at how he can seemingly pass out anywhere. Ratchet takes his time with you very seriously, but your presence is very comforting to the old bot, it’s relaxing almost too relaxing, pair that with your warm and a warm sun ray on him and he’s having the best nap of his life.

- Ratchet, like a lot of mechs, is very protective over you, he worries too much, he’s seen too much, he doesn’t want you to be caught up in any of it. If there is a con attack you’re swiftly hidden away first and foremost, and if thats not a choice than he will make it one.

- Ratchet also tries to downplay is issues a lot, a lot of bottling up everything adn refusing to even mention if he’s having problems so you are going to have to ready his tones and body language a lot. When he gets very defensive and fast you’ll know you have a problem, one he won’t even think about mentioning until it’s just you and him in his habsuite, and MAYBE if you ask and gently press he will give you some kinda answer. He doesn’t want to stress or burden you, he’s just some washed up medic, what good can he be? Once again smack him lovingly, please. To have your soft hand on his face plate, cooing sweetly at him at how much he means to the team but just how much he means to you, you love him, he softens up.

- Old mech yells and sasses nearly everyone and everything, but you are the voice of reason keeping him tethered, if anyone is having problems getting through to him they just go to you and you can usually get him sorted.

- Overall? Best mech to cuddle with, snooze with, he has his silly moments and his grumpiness is endearing.

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NSFW BELOW!

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- Ratchet is not topping, he is much too old for this he is no longer in his prime, in fact he will ask if you really want to do this with him of all mechs. He may not be topping, and he may not be lasting many rounds, but he knows good and well on his to use his glossa and digits, which he happily gives you.

- Loves having you on his face in anyway, let him lick up your sex and make you cum before prepping your greedy hole with his digits just so you might be able to ride his spike.

- Since energon isn’t much of an issue here he mass displaces for you during the rare occasion he feels up for it. He acts angry but he’s honestly so embarrassed and bashful you are drooling for him to open his legs so you can get to his valve.

- Is surpringly loud, Ratchet hasn’t been active in thousands of years, never had the time, patience, or care to, his interfacing drive got lower the older he got so self servicing died down too, that and not much privacy for it. So when you are buried between his thighs, licking his valve, stroking his spike and rubbing his node, his voice will go static he gets so loud.

- Be warned, he is a very adoring lover but he will pass out after at most three overloads, so aftercare likely happen the morning after instead of right after if you don’t play your cards right. But if you let him control the overloads and he is still concious afterwards, he is very adamant on aftercare, cleaning both of you up, kissing you softly and whispering how well you did for him. He loves you so much.

- Not very wild in the berth, probably very vanilla all thinsg considered, but if you have something you want to try he’s usually down for it.

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I think TFA Blitzwing would make an interesting yandere. I would love to play around with the different personalities and how they'd look like.

Like, what if Hothead as a yandere was just the sweetest thing ever until you show signs of slipping away and then he wants nothing more than to break your legs so you can never leave and kill all your friends so you only have him.

Random would be SUCH a puppy, pay attention to him look at him, what are you doing HE'S the one who matters here. You're there and he completely forgets what he was doing in order to focus in on you.

Icy however unlike the others would be more subtle in his affection. Primarily by stalking you and pretending he isn't actually emotionally affected at all. He needs to know what you're doing at all times it's like an itch in his processor he cannot reach.

I think they would fight for control over what to do because Hothead is planning marriage, Random wants to have fun until you break, and Icy is in denial and suffering trying to keep Blitzwing on track as a loyal and good Decepticon instead of a lovesick mech who's full time job is thinking about you.

confession time,,,, TFA Blitzwing was my first Transformers crush when I was first getting into Transformers,,, so this ask made me very happy :3

all these headcanons??? 1000000/10 would eat again, say what you will be Hothead being a sweetheart to ONLY you in particular makes me happy :3

Icy being the most gentle of all of the personalities,,,, he's the chillest (haha get it *gets shot 57 times*) out of all of them and you feel most comfortable when he's the one in control,,, he's loving be stern and is not afraid to gentle punish you if you step out of line....

Random being absolutely delulu and hyper-focused on you, you are like jingling keys for a baby to him /hj

waiter waiter!!! more tfa Blitzwing please!!!!!!!

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Yandere type of TFA characters3

Warnings: dark content, yandere.

Decepticons

Megatron: Brainwashing, manipulative type. "You are fine as long as you are by my side" he tells the person he likes, using his dignity, charisma, and eloquence to brainwash them into dependence. This is just my personal imagination, but among all the previous Megatrons, there is no image of him using violence to subjugate others, so he does not use violence at all, but due to mental abuse, the person becomes mentally weak and is completely imprinted with the idea that they cannot live without him and are happy to be with him.

Starscream: Sadistic, delusional. He arbitrarily assumes you're his lover and approaches you, saying, "Of course you're happy being with me, right?" But when you refuse, he takes it the way he likes and says, "Are you embarrassed because I'm such a great lover? What a cute guy." And if you refuse and upset him, he gets violent and says, "You know what happens when you refuse me, right?" The sudden change from a grinning smile to a cold, serious expression is enough to make you tremble in fear. He could be a good lover if you just keep him happy (although the fact that he's a yandere makes it seem impossible).

Blitzwing: Stalker, Manipulator, Sadist. Icy knows everything about the person she likes, and closes in on them by saying, "I'm the only one for you," and if they refuse, Hothead will threaten them or their family and friends with violence, saying, "CAN’T YOU LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY?!" After that, Random will express his affection by biting them until blood (Energon) comes out, saying, "Sorry! I really want to eat you! I love you so much! Hahaha!", with no idea if he's joking or serious (probably serious). His attitude and personality change depending on his mood, so you'll be frightened by the unpredictable fear.

Lugnuts (Please leave the wife aside this time…): Worship, villain extermination type. Similar to the worship and reverence he has for Megatron. In fact, it's almost the same. He mercilessly crushes, destroys, and kills his enemies, saying, "I'll eliminate everyone who gets in my way." Although he won't touch anyone he has feelings for, he should be prepared to sacrifice all his family and acquaintances.

Blackarachnia: Manipulation and dual addiction. With skillful speech, she manipulates the person she likes into falling in love with her. She also shows weakness from the past by saying "Don't leave me behind…!!!" to make the other person feel guilty and unable to escape.

Shockwave: Indifferent to possessive, obsessive type. He seems indifferent to the reader because he is devoted to Megatron, but once he becomes obsessed, he kidnaps and imprisons. There are no warning signs until he is kidnapped, and he is so well prepared that the person he loves thinks, "You think you can escape from me…? You idiot," and he has no chance to escape and becomes his. There are also hand and foot chains and collars!

Lockdown: Obsessive, stalker type. A completely prey-predator relationship. They will relentlessly pursue the other person until they give in. They want to get everything they want, and the more the other person they like runs away, the more they burn with passion, saying, "I'm not going to give up until you're mine!"

Soundwave: Brainwashing and obsession type born of love and hate. If the person he is in love with is a human or an Autobot, he will reject them at first, regarding them as an enemy, but he gradually becomes obsessed with them, and will use his powers to brainwash them into staying by his side, telling them "Follow Soundwave!" The person he is in love with will be brainwashed into the happiest state in the universe with Soundwave until he dies.

Swindle: Manipulative, disguised as devotion. They give their loved one special treatment, such as expensive things, the best environment, and things they really want, and they influence the people around them in various ways to make the other person feel isolated, making them dependent on them by saying, "You're happy as long as I'm the only one, right?"

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Yandere type of TFA characters 2

Warnings: dark content, yandere,poly!jettwins x reader.

Reader pronouns: her/his/their I haven't studied this enough so I'm sorry if I'm using the wrong pronouns.

Elite Guard

Ultra Magnus: Controlling, manipulative type. He is like a strict parent who says, "I'm doing this for your own good." He restrains and confines the person he loves under the pretext of protecting them. He doesn't hesitate to punish them if they try to run away (though the punishment is mild, it is enough to instill fear in them, given the difference in physique).

Sentinel: After rejecting the reader, he becomes dependent, jealous and manipulative. When he is aware of the person he has feelings for, he is more coercive than usual, and his sarcasm and contempt (especially towards humans) are severe, but due to the past incident with Elita 1, when he admits his true feelings, he is the type to say, ``I'm no good without you…!!!'' He uses his power to keep others away, and makes excuses to Ultra Magnus that he is under his jurisdiction, keeping the reader by his side. It is difficult to understand how to express affection, but the possessiveness is very strong and jealous.

Jazz: Manipulative, delusional. At first glance he appears kind and friendly, but deep down he is an extreme type who doesn't doubt that he and the person he likes are bound together by a red thread of fate. However, he is good at hiding his true feelings, so no one will know. He creates situations where the reader feels isolated, comforts them by saying "I'm on your side," and makes them believe that he is the only person they can rely on, leading them to trust him and before they know it, they will fall in love with each other.

Blurr: Worship, delusion, stalker type. The type who will communicate with the person by pretending it's a coincidence, going wherever they go. They will speak even faster in front of the person they like, and will tell those around them how much they love the person, and will also say things like, "Y/N's dazzling smile at me, her/his/ their casual gestures, her/his smell, her breath (exhale), everything about her/his/ their is precious to me. Y/N is my everything, I really love her, I'm sure you'll think the same as you're listening, that's for sure, but I don't intend to give Y/N to you, because she's my lover, do you understand? If you do, that's fine, then I'm off to Y/N's place, so don't get in my way, because Y/N belongs to me alone." Their behavior is a little(?) suspicious, but they tend to overlook it because they always speak fast.

Jet Twins: Obsessive, overprotective, possessive love type. Cruelty and fear due to innocence. Two people who are clingy and clingy with plenty of skinship with the person they are attracted to. However, they consider anyone who denies or gets in the way of their relationship to be an enemy, and will mercilessly eliminate them in order to protect the person they love. ``You're happy to be with us, aren't you?…I love you!!!!'' With carefree smiles, each of them wraps their arms around each other and holds hands, and from the outside it looks like the three of them have a cute relationship.

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Yandere type of TFA characters 1

Warnings: dark content, yandere.

Autobots

Bumblebee: A controlling, possessive love type. He is friendly towards the reader, has lots of physical contact, and doesn't hide his affections, but he is extremely jealous and wants to control the person he likes, saying "Look only at me!!!!!"

Optimus: Overprotective and dependent. Due to the Elita 1 incident, when the person he loves is in danger, he becomes overprotective and blames himself, saying "I don't want to lose you because of me…!!!"

Ratchet: After rejecting the reader, he becomes overprotective and obsessive. He is similar to Optimus due to the incident with Arcee in the past, but he rejects the reader once because he believes that nothing good will happen if it involves him, but later realizes his true feelings and begs, "Please don't leave my side…!"

Bulkhead: Exclusion type from devotion. She's usually calm, kind and kind, and thinks, ''If you're happy, I'm happy too, but if she tries to harm the person she's in love with, she becomes a yandere, destroying things around her and threatening the enemy.

Prowl: Worship, Stalker, Exclusion type. He is earnest and calm, so he does not show his affection, but he worships the person he likes, saying, "I love everything about you, you are my everything." He uses his natural cyber ninja skills to secretly investigate and protect the reader, and eliminate those who harm the reader without anyone noticing.

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shockwave x autobot!cybertronian!Reader

"How cold of you...Weren’t we so deeply in love?"

Reader was in love with Longarm...

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Jes…there is no content of him…I need my astrology wife Armada Thrust telling reader that their zodiac signs align and him giving them crystals for courtship please 🙏🏼🙂‍↕️

I looked up horoscopes for this, I hope it’s cute for you pookie.

Warnings : gn!Reader’s star sign is a Taurus (for you peachy) Thrust is a Virgo and a certified crystal and star girly.

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Being captured by the cons wasn’t so bad when you knew how to bullshit your way out of destruction and worm your way into Megatron’s favor just by being a menace to the others, not only that but your knowlege of Earth certainly helped in a few ways. A surprise turn was Thrust seemed to be attached to you, if you weren’t in your makeshift room then you were with Thrust, as he claimed the other cons were too stupid and brutish to take care of you.

You were his little shoulder pet, someone who listened to his chattering you even indulged in his rambling of the stars and each meaning they had. Perhaps that is why you are sitting on a rocky ledge to be optics level with the pacing jet. You sip your drink, silently chuckling at his rambling.

“I still cannot believe he called me a squidhead! Yes of course Lord Megatron is a Cancer and this month Mars is currently in retrograde so yes he’s going to be even more temperamental, but still, a squid head!?”

You have to give Megatorn points, it was kinda funny.

“I should call him a flat head!….hehe yes of course, oh, I’m a genuis!”

The con’s paneling puffs, his wings twitching up at your laughter growing just loud enough for him to hear making him feel so proud of his bad joke. He walks back towards you, joy gleaming in his pink optics as he sits near you making sure to keep his helm level with you.

“I knew keeping you around would be most beneficial. You seem to be the one person around with any sense, and you are truly an invent of fresh air.”

You smile at him, unaware how such a simple act sends his spark thrumming.

“I’m glad to be of help! You seem so stressed and overworked all the time, it’s not good for you.” You can’t help but be sweet on him, he’s such a dork and it’s far Mrs endearing than you had hoped it would be, “It’s good to get out of the base and just relax like this.”

You sigh enjoying the nice breeze on such a warm night. Thrust looks to the sky, optics darting across the stars as he excitedly points to one.

“You’re a Taurus, correct? Well, there is your star! Look at how strong and brightly they shine, oh yes, perfect for a graceful and strong sign befitting of you.” He seems so pleased with himself.

“Really?”

“Yes of course! Tauruses are diligent, strong willed, and very dependable, perfectly compatible with Virgos for such reasons!”

You eye him suspiciously, “You know, I don’t doubt your knowlege but I think you’re not telling me everything.”

Your words have him throwing his cone head back in laughter, placing his right servo over his spark in a very small bow to you.

“I expect nothing less from you, starlight.”

You watch as he opens one of his panels near his chassis, servo going in it but slowly moving as he speaks more.

“Taurus and Virgo make almost a sparkmmate like compatibility, both truly matching each other in everyway, a relationship between the two being nothing short of perfection. Virgo matches Taurus in devotion and love, both stabilizing the other settling the pair into a strong and unbreakbale bond.”

Thrust pulls out one gem, a rose quartz and hands it to you, with a rare gentle expression in his optics.

“A Rose quartz for the devoted nature of a Taurus, this gem showing the unconditional love,” his wings fan out wiggling in glee as you take it in awe, but he’s not finished, reaching back into his subspace he pulls another gem out, “A Tiger’s eye, as humans call it, for the strength of such a strong person you are. Truthfully dealing with those brutes on the ship I expect nothing less from you.”

The bands of gold and light orange leave you speechless of the deep brown crystal.

“Thrust?” Your voice near breathless, wanting answer but he still is not done.

“An Aventurine, for love, luck, and prosperity, it’s also been known to help soothe anxiety and stress, something you deal with more than enough.”

“What is all this for? You must’ve spent so long looking for such beautiful gems, I-“

“My Starlight, if I may be so bold,” the jet moves moving to be right in front of you, “on cybertron before the war, flight bots had special ways of courting, a prized way was through gift giving, aiding in giving shiny prized metals or rare rocks from different planets.”

Your jaw drops open slightly, looking down at the three crystals sat pretty in your hands and look back up to him, just as he places a fourth one in your hands.

“A black onyx, for protection of course, in case I am unable to be at your side, I wish to ensure you are safe…if you’d have me.” He extends a servo out to you, awaiting your answer, awaiting you to take it into your smaller softer hands.

You look at the mech almost shocked, the crystals are beautiful you can imagine when he had time to hunt these down just with the plan on giving them to you, bur also you? Out of everything happening you never expected he would fall for you, the human the decepticons keep around.

But here you are.

You want to say you hate how much you adore him, he’s truly a silly mech as much as he tries not to seem as such it’s cute. You place the gems in your pocket before standing up and carefully stepping into his servo, holding onto his thumb once he begins to move you to his face plate, which you note is cutely dusted with a light blue frm his blushing.

Which is quickly darkened as you kiss his cheek.

“I would love to start a courtship with you.”

His face bright blue as he fake coughs into his free servo.

“W-well, yes of course I knew you would! Venus and Mercury are perfectly aligned as we are, our fate was written in the stars this entire time.”

He didn’t and you know it, but it’s adorable how he flounders and tries to play his flustered movements off.

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TFA Swindle x human!reader art

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TFA Autobots reacting to SO collecting robot model kits?

(im thinking Op specifically but go nuts) 👉👈

Thank you for your request! English is not my main language so I'm sorry if I make any mistakes!

TFA Autobots React to Their Human S/O Collecting Robot Model Kits

[Autobots (Optimus' team) x GN!Reader]

🔥 Optimus Prime

He notices the model kits with a curious look at first, a little uncertain.

“You’re really into… robots, huh?” he asks with a small, slightly awkward smile.

But when you tell him you started collecting long before meeting him—and that now, no plastic version could ever compare to the real thing—he freezes, his optics widen, and then… he chuckles softly.

“…You really know how to make a bot blush.”

Later, if he sees you assembling a model of him, he might glance at it quietly… and then strike the same pose in real life while pretending it’s a coincidence.

🛠️ Ratchet

“Model kits? Bah. What’s the point of fiddlin’ with tiny pieces when you’ve got the real thing right here?” he grumbles.

But when he sees you carefully clipping, painting, and fitting parts together with your deft fingers, he finds himself quietly impressed.

“You’ve got good hands,” he mumbles. “For such a tiny thing.”

You mention you've made one of him, and he instantly demands to see it.

Ends up squatting nearby, arms crossed, giving "helpful" (and very bossy) advice.

“That part’s upside down. No, not that shade—use this one. That’s closer to my actual paint job.”

He won’t touch it—he’s too scared he’ll break it—but he’ll hover like a grumpy old guard drone.

💪 Bulkhead

“Oh wow!! Look at all these tiny lil’ bots!! They’re so cute!” he exclaims, his massive frame practically lying down to peer into your display shelf.

When you warn him not to touch anything, he immediately backs off with wide eyes.

“O-oh! Sorry!! Didn’t mean to break your treasures! They’re just so cool…”

Then he spots one that vaguely resembles him and gasps.

“That one’s me!! Right!? It’s gotta be!!”

He gets ridiculously happy, and later? He secretly crafts a tiny badge with his own name and places it beside that model like a proud little kid.

He also starts asking if he can be part of your collection too.

“I promise I’ll stand real still! Like a statue!”

🌸 Prowl

He watches your hobby with quiet interest, eyes following the movement of your hands as you assemble piece by piece.

“There’s something meditative about this, isn’t there?” he says, voice low. “A miniature reflection of order and discipline.”

You gift him a model of a sleek samurai-style mech.

“I thought this one looked a bit like you.”

He takes it with delicate fingers, silently examining it for a long time.

Then softly murmurs, “If I had only ever existed like this… I wonder if you still would have loved me.”

He stays beside you in meditative silence while you build. Doesn’t speak—but his gaze? Always watching. Always warm.

⚡ Bumblebee

“Wait, WHAT!? You collect robots!? That’s so cool!! Is there one of me!? Please say there’s one of me!!”

He’s bouncing on his feet, practically vibrating with excitement.

You try to tell him to be careful and not touch anything, but he pouts dramatically.

“…Sooo you were into plastic robots before me?” he asks, suddenly sulking.

You reassure him that he’s way better than any model kit.

Instant mood switch. He beams.

“Yeah!! 'Cause I talk and move and do this—TA-DA!!” He strikes a heroic pose next to your shelf.

Starts showing off every time you're building.

“Need a reference model? I can hold that pose forever if you want. Take pics. Frame them. Worship me a little.”

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Please give us some more Jazz hc

✨ TFA Jazz × GN Reader – Romantic Habits, Affection Quirks & Intimate Headcanons ✨

Thank you for your request! English is not my main language so I'm sorry if I make any mistakes!

● His Love Style: A Quiet Flame. Jazz is usually smooth, easygoing, and friendly with everyone. But when it comes to his lover? He’s the type to love deeply and quietly, letting his affection simmer like heat just beneath the surface.

He’s charming in public, always cracking a line or two—but with you, he slips into a low, earnest voice, murmuring close to your ear: “You okay? If you're tired… I can help you unwind.”

His tone alone, so close and quiet, warms you from the inside out.

● His Habits: Physical closeness, always. Jazz doesn’t just like touch—he needs it. Whether it’s pulling you in by the waist or resting his giant hand gently on your head, if you’re human-sized, he always finds a way to be near.

He often plays with your hair, twirling the ends around his fingers. And if you’re sitting on his shoulder, he'll tilt his helm slightly just to feel your weight there, content.

He's an expert at reading your expressions—so when he catches you staring and teases, “You were thinkin’ about me just now, weren’t you?” with that sly smile? It’s playful on the surface, but his sincerity hits straight to the core.

● His Eyes: Only for you. (Headcanon: Jazz can remove his visor, but only does so when he chooses—and only for his lover.)

He usually hides behind his sleek blue visor, unreadable and cool. But when he lifts it for you… it’s not just a gesture.

It’s a sacred act of trust and love, one that says: “It’s not that I didn’t want to show you—I just couldn’t imagine showing anyone else.”

The way he looks at you with his bare optics—so gentle, so vulnerable— it's like he’s speaking the words I love you with nothing but his gaze.

When he calls your name while looking at you like that… words fail. Your heart just melts.

● When It’s Just the Two of You at Night… For all his usual coolness, Jazz can fall uncharacteristically quiet when the world goes still. There are nights he pulls you into his arms and simply whispers, “…Tonight, I don’t wanna share you with anyone.”

He knows exactly how attractive you are. And sometimes, that knowledge brings out a soft but unmistakable possessiveness—not harsh, not overwhelming, just undeniable.

Even his jealousy is graceful. Sweet. And when he leans in, his lips by your ear, voice low and slow, you forget how to breathe.