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you know you’re behind in mario kart when the game gives you a bullet william
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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!
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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby
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sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere
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Movies To Watch When You’re Bored (20/?)
Sucker Punch (2010) Dir. Zach Synder
“You have all the weapons you need. Now fight.”
#army of me by bjork on the soundtrack is such a mega serve#underrated gem#sucker punch#movies#things to watch#moodboard
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Movies To Watch When You’re bored (19/?)
The Substance (2024) Dir. Coralie Fargeat
“Remember You Are One.”
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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I was fast graceful and gorgeous at the airport like a leopard
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exits wigan and the pey wet turns to ash in my mouth
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