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Me wondering if I should post my short fics in here or post them in ao3 with links here...hrmmm

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I miss heavensward npcs..

I love the new eden stuff dont get me wrong but SE keeps erasing Ysayle's story more and more...

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Alphinaud: It takes a lot of training to hit the target right where you aim, doesn’t it? Ryne: Yeah, it’s pretty hard… Thancred: Whatever, just keep shooting and something’ll hit eventually. Urianger: I think it’s far more effective to calculate your trajectory before throwing. Alisaie: Hah! Who’s gonna do that? Alphinaud: What formula do you use for your calculations? Alisaie: Wha?! You’re really gonna try that crap? Y’shtola: I find it easier to hit if I see Thancred as the target. Thancred: Aah, that makes sense… Everyone: *nodding in silent agreement* Thancred: …WAIT Thancred: no it doesn’t!!

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Roegadyn lady names from FFXIV character creator name generator rated by me

BORING (going by meaning. A lot of these look/sound rly nice tho)

Brynwyb(spring woman) Ganzgeim(perfect jewel) Ghimswys(modest sister) Haldswys(kind sister) Loetrgeim(pure jewel) Skaenrael(beautiful doe)

cute and harmless

Bloewyda(blue willow) Ernaswys(earnest sister) Fedarlona(feather gatherer) Klynthota(small daughter) Krysslona(cherry gatherer) Ofangeim(clear jewel) Wysswyda (wise willow)

a bit weird

Ahlbryda(eel bride) ???? Bornwyda(boar willow) ???? Bylgwyda(fertile willow) ??????? Doeswyb(two women) [….what] Kyndthota(virgin daughter) [excalibur face] Lynathota(linen daughter) ????? Northota(north daugher) Ryssrael(giant doe) Syznthota(sitting daughter) Toegwyb (secret woman) Untawyb (other woman) [who would name their child this????] Wannwyda (empty willow) Webbrael (silk doe) ?????

pretty good actually

Aergwyb(ambitious woman) Frusklona(frog gatherer) Fyrilswys(lost sister) Kestlona(chestnut gatherer) Khannthota(laughing daughter) Lagonthota(lamenting daughter) Satznthota(dancing daughter) Swygrael(silent doe) Trachwyb (dragon woman) Usynwyda (ashen willow) Wiltwyda (wild willow)

metal as FUCK

Doengeim(thunder jewel) Gybalona(skull gatherer) [holy geez] Wilfbryda (wolf bride) Zirnbryda(furious bride) [this just made me laugh aloud with delight]

am i having a stroke

Bhratwyb(meat woman) [uhhHhHHhh] Brotwyda(bread willow) [pardon??] Wollwyda (wool willow) [???? ??] Zantwyb(tooth woman) [noPE]

(…this just reinforced why most lady roe players i know made their names themselves)

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the child who glimpsed the truth.

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waiting for patch 5.2

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valentione’s day doesn’t even exist on the first what’s this guy’s deal

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Aymeric: dads will see their kids and be like “is anyone gonna emotionally damage that” and not wait for an answer Zenos: dads see their kids?

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severed  threads

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Urianger, your ally: “Forgive me, my friend, but there are secrets I must needs keep concealed.”

The Crystal Exarch, your ally: “I cannot tell you all. Much as I might wish it were otherwise, there are things I must not reveal to you. Some must remain shrouded in darkness.” 

Emet-Selch, the bad guy: “Howdy! I’m an Ascian, AMA”

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bang

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Happy Valentines! What do you do when the WoL says “I love you” ?

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The dads.

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someone please give this dumbass a letter opener that doesn’t look like a fish. or stop giving him fish that look like letter openers.

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I love chart memes ok

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Literally everyone: I have high standards for a romantic partner. They must be organized, strong, and well put together. 

WoL: *stumbling in from the wilderness having not showered and breaking a priceless vase as hit it with their weapon on accident* 

Literally everyone: that one. I want that one.