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11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta
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A bird in the hand is worth a thousand words
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Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.
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why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t involve me are endless
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when you leave a store without buying anything
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This video is pure GOLD. I cant believe how blessed we are to have Drag Race.
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I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.
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