He/Him, tired adult, my cat is my only will to live- Incorrect Quotes, Short Stories, One Shots, (some 18+) and a dash of RP. OH and can't forget the fact I would absolutely die for Fives and Crosshair(pfp by @sketchyjellyfish21) https://linktr.ee/chopper_base
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*sets hammer down on table*
Someone, I don't care who, needs to pick this up and hit me in the head with it. I want to sleep but insomnia is over here dancing like a queen who's only seventeen-
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THE INTERNET AGREES WITH ME! I AM NOT THE GODDAMN PROBLEM!!!
I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION!
My partner and I are having an argument about how to make Ramen, (like the maruchan that I survived off of in my college age) so I'm leaving it up to y'all.
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SEE!!! I FUCKIN TOLD YOU, BABE!!! IM NOT WEIRD FOR MAKING IT ON THE FUCKIN STOVE!!!
I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION!
My partner and I are having an argument about how to make Ramen, (like the maruchan that I survived off of in my college age) so I'm leaving it up to y'all.
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Am I torturing myself looking at motorcycles for sale?
...yup
Can I afford it?
...dude, I can't even afford to fix my car-
#well#almost all my coworkers now know where i live#because almost all of them have driven me home or picked me up for work#my car is broken down in the parking lot of my work#has been there for the past week
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I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION!
My partner and I are having an argument about how to make Ramen, (like the maruchan that I survived off of in my college age) so I'm leaving it up to y'all.
#tumblr polls#my polls#random polls#i need answers#and no#im not telling yall which one i am til the end
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✨️love bite✨️
this man right here does not get enough love and i’m tired of it




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Welp, reached it. Taking out the battery didn't do shit. So, now 3am and I have dragged my mattress into my living room in hopes I can actually sleep, seeing as I've had (what I assume is) the flu. I'm dizzy, in pain, and can't fuckin breathe, and now apparently not allowed to sleep...
1am and trying to sleep and my fuckin SMOKE ALARM WONT STOP FUCKIN BEEPING! AND I CANT FUCKIN REACH IT CAUSE MY BED IS IN THE FUCKIN WAY-
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And no, my apartment isn't on fire. Pretty sure it'd be beeping a whole lot more-
1am and trying to sleep and my fuckin SMOKE ALARM WONT STOP FUCKIN BEEPING! AND I CANT FUCKIN REACH IT CAUSE MY BED IS IN THE FUCKIN WAY-
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1am and trying to sleep and my fuckin SMOKE ALARM WONT STOP FUCKIN BEEPING! AND I CANT FUCKIN REACH IT CAUSE MY BED IS IN THE FUCKIN WAY-
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Ok you know what, let's spread some positivity. Reblog this if you actually like Star Wars
And I am refering to all of star wars and not just select parts of it. Even if you have issues with parts of it, you still enjoy it.
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Forgot to post this one lmao. I have even more Olympic poses I’m drawing tehehe
Fruity legend fr
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“He called her cat to give the illusion of indifference. It was only if you ever caught a glance of when he would spell it, ‘Kat’, that said otherwise.”
Pt 1 of Crosshair and Kat doodles! Totally gonna write some fic for these two. Follow up to my post about some headcanons of them!
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Confessing I draw Crosshair with a beard when I don’t feel like drawing his jawline 👉👈
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Cross is sleepy, let him sleep! 😴 💚💕
@legacygirlingreen @thora-sniper @sukithebean @thecoffeelorian @neyswxrld @somewhere-on-kamino @clonethirstingisreal @royallykt @morerandombullshit @burningfieldof-clover @tbnrpotato @keantha @anxiouspineapple99
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Well, my birthday didn't go that bad. Found out my coworkers all pitched in and gave me some money to fix my car.
And after work, the took me out for food and drinks and paid for everything. So, not so bad.
#im so grateful for everyone i work with#after all the work horror stories on the internet#never thought id find a healthy work place#especially as a trans person
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