chris-prank
chris-prank
Chris-Prank
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chris-prank · 23 days ago
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What would Esteban do when in superhero world? Like full on hero or antihero darling moved by duty/desire so they dont interact much with Esteban the fundtrust baby because they dont see the appeal.
I dont actually remember if this has been answered, i think it was...
I didn’t answer this actually! 
I love this AU idea because Esteban’s personality would be so funny to see paired with a hero/antihero darling
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📈 To be able to interact with them, Esteban would organize a lot of charity Galas and purposefully dedicate them to antihero/hero reader… so imagine how awkward it would be if they didn’t at least make an appearance at these events. They don’t want the citizens to think that they’re ungrateful. 
📈 There, he would make speeches like “We are so lucky to have them to protect our families and loved ones, so this is why I want to do my part by raising money for hospital fundings! This dear hero of ours truly inspired me to be a better citizen.”
📈 Being a man of influence, Esteban would obviously be present at any other events where reader would be invited to, following them around everywhere like a puppy. 
📈 If that doesn’t work he’d put himself in dangerous situations to impress them. For example, if villains attack a bank where he happens to be, he’ll offer himself to be the sole hostage, using his status as CEO to convince the criminals.
📈 Or he is not above paying people to fake kidnap him, just so that he gets to flirt with reader while they save his ass. 
📈 If one day, his life is being threatened by a supervillain, he’ll do everything for reader to be his bodyguard while things get resolved, going as far as to get on his knees and beg. 
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Raise your hand if you love a clingy drama queen!!! 
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chris-prank · 23 days ago
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Do you have Twitter? 👁👅👁
Technically yes, but it’s just a personal account so I can browse my favourite artists post!
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chris-prank · 1 month ago
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how would the yanderes react to a darling that wants to help them with their usual activities like helping jacce cook and so on? I really love your characters thank youuuu
Prepare yourselves for cuteness aggression!!!!
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Vincent 
“You want to help me?” Vincent asked, while comically pointing at himself. 
Despite not being able to see his eyes because of the welding goggles he was wearing, you could tell by his tone that he was completely taken off guard by your request. Soon enough, his mouth, which was shaped in an “O”, turned into a giddy smile. 
“I-I mean of course you can! I’ve never had a lab assistant b-before, I’m glad you get to be my first and only…” 
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Esteban 
“Look at you being all attentive to me.” 
You almost regretted asking Esteban if he needed help shredding a giant pile of old documents as he captured you in a tight embrace. You felt like a cartoon character being squeezed by an excessive amount of affection, body elongating under the pressure. 
“Since you're so eager to help, how about becoming my subordinate full time?” He asked with a mischievous grin plastered on his lips. 
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Atlas 
Atlas tilted his head at you, being uncharacteristically silent after you offered to tend to him while he’d do his weekly body checkup. 
“Why do you wish to aid me? Did I miss a flaw during my last ascement?” 
You giggled, waving a hand in front of you, then quickly reassured him as to what your intentions were. It didn’t take much more for him to accept, making him weirdly less attentive to his own body during this specific checkup. 
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Martin 
Martin smiled at your request, small crow’s feet forming at the corners of his eyes. He had been loading his truck with various boxes under the blinding sun when you had come up to him to offer to help.
“I knew you were a good fellow, of course I don’t mind you givin’ me a hand!” He patted you affectionately on the shoulder as he spoke, yet his hand seemed to linger there longer than usual. 
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Jacce
“A-are you sure you want to? Because I-I’m really fine to do it on my own you know!” Jacce quickly answered, stumbling over his words, convinced that you didn’t actually want to cook dinner with him. 
But after insisting for a bit, he obviously couldn't resist a request when it came from you and so he offered you different tasks you could do. The simple fact that you wanted to spend some time with him like this made him act bashfully for the rest of the evening. 
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chris-prank · 2 months ago
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Randomly finding your blog was a gift and I just love Jasse soooooo much I can't *pets him* ♡♡♡
Interesting to know if he's into biting/being bitten and if so what are his weak spots hehe ~♡
Good luck with uni and all that stuff, currently suffering with it to so I understand you, so take your time with everything!
Have a good day 💜
I'm glad my blog is to your taste 😌 and thank you for your words of encouragement regarding University and have a great day!!
CW: NSFW, mention of pet play and masochism
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Jacce is actually more into licking than biting! In his head, biting reader would make him a bad boy lol. Plus, being into pet play, licking is one of Jacce’s favorite ways to show his affection during spicy times.
But as for being bitten… he loves it, since it’s a proof of reader’s desire for him. And like I talked about in a previous post, Jacce enjoys pain as long as reader is turned on by inflicting it.
So his weak spots are in his inner thighs (especially close to his crotch) and on his chest around his nipples!
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chris-prank · 2 months ago
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What would the reaction of the yans be if Darling ignored them as punishment for something they did (Darling won't budge, completely ices them out until they apologize 😈)
P.s Reading your consent from Norway ♥️🫂
Us yandere lovers are really everywhere 😌 (so when do we take over the world?) 
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Dr. Seraph/Vincent
Having a toxic boss who is prone to violent outbursts, Dr. Seraph is used to apologize for things he didn’t do or even when he wasn’t the one in the wrong. So if you gave him the cold shoulder he would panic mentally first and foremost, trying to map out everything he did that day to find what possibly made you angry. After that Vincent would give you a very thought out and precise apology despite stumbling over his own words and trembling like a leaf. 
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Esteban 
He is an attention whore and a drama queen, so he would make a big deal out of it. At the beginning Esteban would give you the silent treatment too, but it would only last like one minute before he starts whining about the lack of attention. I actually wrote something really similar to this! You can find here 
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Atlas
He is constantly analysing you, from the smallest motions of your eyes to the contraction of all of your muscles, so he would instantly see the shift in your body language. At first, Atlas would observe you from afar, going about his delay task, to see if things go back to normal. He would truly, unbeknownst to him, look like a kicked dog roaming around his owner. Obviously, he'd soon catch on that you’re mad at him and that you're giving him the silent treatment. So Atlas would rewatch recordings of that day and calculate the probabilities of what could possibly be the source of this punishment. Once he finds it, he’ll swiftly apologies, not wanting you to have enough time to think about abandoning him for not being perfect. 
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Martin
He doesn’t like the silent treatment tactic, so he won’t play into it. To be more precise, if you try it with him, Martin would ask you to tell him what he did wrong and if you don’t answer he’ll figure that you need some space, so he’ll leave the cottage to do some work until you’re ready to talk to him. 
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Jacce 
The silent treatment wouldn’t last long with Jacce lol (similar to Vincent). Like I said in a previous post, he always overthinks everything he does when he interacts with people and his first reaction is to always blame himself, so the second he feels that you’re ignoring him he’ll apologize immediately even if he doesn’t know what he did wrong. That’s because he genuinely worries that he messed up “again”. 
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chris-prank · 2 months ago
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so there's this yandere's fear ask I really enjoy but I noticed it doesn't have jacce in it so I was wondering and wondering what his fear would be like and what his reaction would be if it did come true 👁 only if u have the time ofc but yeah 👁
Jacce’s worst fear is doing something wrong but not knowing what and then losing relationships over it. (I know it’s kinda vague, but I don’t know if there’s a word for it)
For example, when he was younger and he tried to make friends everyone always excluded him for unknown reasons. So he tried being more talkative, then less and then he tried to imitate the other children’s interest but to no avail. As a result, Jacce now overthinks everything he does or says, because he doesn’t know what he does wrong that pushes people away, and that even before he became a yandere.
As for his reaction, Jacce would lose it, falling to his knees and grasping at the collar around his neck feeling like he’s choking. He would mumble things like “I did it again”, “what’s wrong with me”, “why can’t I fix myself”, “I’ll never be good enough”. After that, unlike other circumstances, he wouldn’t even try to kidnap reader, I think he would be too broken for that. The only way to bring Jacce back to normal would be if reader came back to him on their own accord.
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chris-prank · 2 months ago
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atlas my beloved... he will always be #1 in my heart i love me a good robot
THAT'S MY BOY!!!! 💪💪I'm so happy he was the one to catch your attention and thank you so much for the beautiful art
It's so nice to see him in color and I love your interpretation of it ❤😭Also you were totally on point with the color of his jacket, pants and long sleeve shirt, like I 100% imagined them to be this grayish and black color (And the hip windows are just delectable 🤤)
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chris-prank · 3 months ago
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hi i hope this is okay to ask but would i be allowed to draw an oc of mine with atlas? i really love him and i think he's so so sweet🙇🏻‍♂️ and i figured i should ask since he's your oc :)❤️ take care and take your time to answer! i hope life is treating you well ^_^
Hello there!
Yes you can totally draw Atlas with your oc! If you decide to post it, tag me so I can see your masterpiece 😆
I hope everything’s going smoothly for you too!
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chris-prank · 3 months ago
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Weird scenario yet again: What would be their reaction if reader shows them their painted nails in a reddish color and then say, "we matching tips". (Just in case someone doesnt get it, reader got their dick tip color in their nails)
It’s freaky time guys!!!
CW: NSFW allusions
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Dr Seraph/Vincent
“Our… tip?” Vincent stopped mid fight and slowly loosened his grip on his controller in confusion, his robot slouching forward.
As you glanced at his crotch, he blushed like never before, “that tip!? T-thank yo… I mean! How d-did you ev-even know the colo—!?”
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Esteban
You don’t know what else you expected with Esteban, except for him to immediately understand what you meant and to eagerly share his excitement over it.
“How about we compare it to the real thing to see if you picked the right color?” He said as he slipped one thumb into the rim of his pants, pushing them down with ease.
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Atlas
He raised both of his hands to look at the tip of his fingers, examining them. “I am sorry to inform you that my nails do not have this pale metallic color.”
“No, not that tip.” You grinned mischievously, which he caught in an instant.
“Why did you choose m̶̟̠͗ï̶̫̥̼͝n̵̨̩̚e̵̖̙̓̃̔? Does… Does that mean you like it?” Despite his soft gaze, his eyes were piercing into yours, awaiting for one specific answer he wished to hear.
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Martin
“Aw, that's the color of my favorite strap!” He checked your nails, admiring that neat work. “I didn’t expect you to remember somethin’ like that, thank you sweetheart.” He said warmly as he kissed your knuckles with small pecks.
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Jacce
He took your hand, bringing it extremely close to his face, his eyes fixated on the color adoring the tip of your fingers. He opened his mouth, in what you thought was an attempt to answer you, but instead it’s as if he was resisting an urge, his warm breath grazing your skin.
When he finally spoke, it wasn’t before he nuzzled his face against your hand. “Can I have my nails in your color too? Please m-master?”
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chris-prank · 3 months ago
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Quick, someone tell Atlas he's still breedable, he may not be big titty but he's my pathetic robot 💙
Atlas: I win!
*"Yay" sound effect from the first fnaf start playing*
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chris-prank · 3 months ago
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What would Martin do if they were full on having sex with reader and he was doing(trying) on degrading them and they started sad crying, like full on sad. And when he asks, thay said they felt bad about the degrading choices? (IM NOT PROJECTING, UR PROJECTIN. NOONE BE MEAN TO ME, ILL CRY)
Time for the hurt comfort babyyyy 🥳
CW: Mention of sex 
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Martin would definitely stop whatever he is doing with reader, since he prioritized their wellbeing over everything else. He would feel horrible for bringing up one of their insecurities. At that moment, he’ll try his best to reassure his darling that he didn’t mean to hurt them and that they are perfect in his eyes. Maybe he’ll ask them to write a list of the things they want to avoid during sex.
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As your body language showed visible signs of distressed, Martin pulled back, bringing up both his hands to rub your arms soothingly. He tilted his head in an attempt to make eye contact, despite your head hanging low in shame and tears wetting your bare skin.
“Hey, hey.” He whispered softly, his voice low and soft, “I’m sorry for saying that, if I knew it would hurt you, I’d have preferred to step into a wolf trap instead of opening my big mouth.”
The little jab at his expense succeeded in bringing a smile to your lips despite the sobs that still escaped your mouth. Martin followed by giving your cheek a prolonged kiss, smiling against your skin affectionately. 
“How ‘bout we take a break and cuddle for a bit? And I can tell you all the things I love ‘bout you.”
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chris-prank · 3 months ago
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just got back after a while away! and omg i always interpreted jacces beard as shadow/stubble not a full soul patch lmao (also i have fully forgotten how i identified myself in your inbox ngl but ftmkinki is my sideblog hi hello i return can i just sign with the 💗 emoji? or is that taken?)
You were right to think that! I imagine his little beard as just a little stubble, but since English isn’t my first language I can see where I must have not expressed my idea with the right words!
And yes, you can absolutely use the heart emoji as your anon signature! (That made me think, am I supposed to make a list of all the anons emojis that had already been used?)
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chris-prank · 3 months ago
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The yandere boys canon sexuality
Their sexualities were established a long, long time ago, but I don't know why I didn't make an official post about it until now!
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Dr. Seraph/Vincent : Pansexual
Esteban : Bisexual
Martin : Omnisexual
Atlas: Unlabelled
Jacce : Pansexual
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chris-prank · 3 months ago
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Would our dear Jaccie be alright with a really nice reader being into choking? Cheers from England 🍻
Cheers back to you too from Canada! (I always love learning where you guys come from, because it’s so weird to think about the fact that someone across the ocean read about my silly yandere oc) 
Since I wasn’t sure in what way reader is into choking (bc I’m dumb), I answered for both possibilities!
CW: NSFW, choking play, allusion to pet play and mention of masochism
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If reader is into their SO choking them  
Despite Jacce being into receiving pain more than afflicting it, he would at least try to do it for his partner if they are really into it. But only if reader gives him the time to do extensive research into choke play to learn the right technique to give you the desired effects without risking your life. You’re still warned that Jacce will constantly apologize and cry a little bit while doing it. 
If reader is into choking their SO 
Being a masochist, Jacce would be overjoyed that reader is into choking, because, like I said in a previous post, he enjoys it when his darling is turned on by tormenting him. Plus Jacce kinda likes the sensation of becoming kinda dumb because of the lack of air, that way he can truly become a stupid puppy for you.  
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chris-prank · 4 months ago
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Okay so I was yknow mindlessly scrolling through hashtags and I found your account and let me just say OMG IM SO OBSESSED WITH LITERALLY ALL YOUR CHARACTERS! ESPECIALLY MARTIN LIKE OMG I NEED THAT MAN BIBLICALLY EVERYTIME I READ ABOUT HIM IM LIKE
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LIKE PLEASE SIR HAND IN MARRIAGE RN
I love all the rest of them too though! Vincent and Esteban are my sweet baby boys and I absolutely love Atlas’s design it scratches a part of my brain. But keep up up the good work and I definitely won’t be lurking through account for the time being HEY WHO SAID THAT
My underrated king receiving love again, LET’S GOOOOOOO!!!
It’s receiving thing like this that always makes it worth to post about Martin even if he’s not the most popular, so thank you for taking the time to send this❤️
Also I’m glad Atlas’s design caught your attention 😌 I did work hard on it to make him stand out
And lurk as much as you want Kelprobably I’m also definitely not guilty of doing this with Tumblr accounts I like
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chris-prank · 4 months ago
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The question, would you love me if I was a worm? Is funny to ask Esteban (and the other but mostly Esteban) I would fully expect him to say no and make a tamtrum bc of his fears
Yay Esteban would definitely be mad at you if you ask him that question 😅 Like he can prove you in so many others ways that he loves you. 
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Vincent looked up from his drawing, of what seemed like a new metal gauntlet for Fatalité, and his eyes twinkled with excitement. 
“Of course I w-would! I could build you the most advanced and comfortable terrarium ever made!” He then went on and on about the optimization this metaphorical terrarium would have to give you the best worm life. 
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Esteban squinted his eyes at you. 
“Why would you even ask me that?” He crossed his arm and followed with, “What if I turned into your worst fear too mm? Not so easy now eh!” His face turned crimson as his expression morphed into a pronounced pout.
After that you were left with one hour of silent treatment from Esteban, which ended up with him busting into the room you were in, crying about how much he loved you.  
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Atlas nodded, his soft expression never changing as he held your hand. 
“Of course. No matter what form you take, you’ll always and forever be the only one I love.” He leaned closer and pressed his forehead against yours, “I would take utmost care of you too, so that you can have a prosperous worm life.” 
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Martin wiped the soot from his hands with a piece of cloth that had clearly seen better days. You must have been bored out of your mind from working on his truck to ask him a question as strange as this one. 
“Could I use you as bait for fish?” Watching your defeated face he walked over to your spot and gave you a peck on the cheek, “I’m messin’ with ya, my favorite littl’ worm.” 
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Jacce nuzzled his head deeper into the softness of your stomach and nodded lazily.
“A good puppy never stops loving their masters no matter what.” Then he froze the more he thought about your question and looked up at you through his eyelashes, “But would you still love me if I was a worm?” 
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chris-prank · 4 months ago
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Their reactions to this: Friend: So what is your type (reader)? Reader: Traumatized men with fat tits that have breeding kinks.
I love how it goes from angst to silly to angst again 😇
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Vincent paused the audio that he had secretly recorded and looked down at his chest with his mouth agape. It's as if, despite his delusions running deep, something had cracked inside him.
“I wasn’t their perfect type all along…” He muttered, his pupils shrinking as he bit hard on the nail of his thumb.
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Upon overhearing your conversation, Esteban swiftly pulled his phone out of his pocket and called a Hermes store he had on speed dial, the number being squished between ones of Givenchy, Louis Vuitton and the likes.
“Hi, could you put under my name all of your new skin tight shirts, please. I’m sure you have my size in your little computer.” The man spoke with ease, unbothered by his exaggerated requests, “and have them ready before 4pm. I have to put on display my best assets tonight, you see.”
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Atlas, who has been diligently standing at your side as you shopped with your friend, snapped his head in your direction upon hearing your answer. He couldn’t believe that your “friend” dared ask that while he was right there! But it didn’t matter at the moment as he pulled at the rim of your sleeve, activating his artificial lacrimal glands to raise the probability of winning your sympathy.
“Will you dispose of me if you find someone like that?” His voices glitched as sincere emotions of inadequacy bubbled to the surface, “I-I don’t want to be thrash again…”
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Martin almost choked on his beer after hearing your words. He couldn’t deny that he was glad that he seemed to fit your requirements, even if the word choices still caught him off guard.
“You know I’m always free when you want sweetheart.” He shouted from across the bar counter, giving you a teasing smile in the process.
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Jacce didn’t waste a second as he shoved the bag full of croissants in the clients hands and told Pierre to take over the cafe while he went on a small break. Locking himself in the bathroom, he grasped his chest and tried to steady his breathing, but to no avail.
“T-they'll accept me! I just kn-know it now!”
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Vincent and Atlas being in the small chest team 😔
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