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my monstera is giving me a new leaf and it’s the biggest with the most fenestrations by far!!!!!!! i am so happy i can’t wait until it unfurls the rest of the way

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Not being very active on twitter or tiktok is fun because you'll occasionally get wind of some Discourse that makes hundreds of thousands of people extremely mad but you'll have the luxury of just going, "wow, that's stupid", and moving on while everyone else continues to suffer from rage induced aneurysms over pointless nonsense every waking hour

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making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat

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makes sense that the splendid fairywren is called that

like yep that fairywren sure is splendid !

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hello physically disabled person reading this. it is not your fault that your medical supplies are made from a lot of single use plastic and you can continue using them guilt free. your health comes first. thank you for existing.

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I feel like starting an urban legend about a demon that kills you if you don't have headphones on when browsing tiktok in public

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it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

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guy who almost made me spit my water out because he jumped on top of the air fryer as i was taking my meds and looked me in the eye through the bottom of my water glass

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why don't you look at a black cat's fur turning brown in the sunlight and maybe you'll calm down

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why do people on twt tag the people they’re shit talking. that’s a big reason im glad i left, bc i got sick of seeing bs like that

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floor bed by hevenshe FUCKS btw queer anthem of the summer

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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

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my blorbo appears on screen and I start making clicking-chattering noises like a cat when a bird flies past the window

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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

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