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CHARACTER ANALYSIS OF THE DISTORTIONIST

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(CW: I TRY MY BEST TO STAY AS CANON AS POSSIBLE, BUT THE STORY HAS SO LITTLE INFO, SO PLS TAKE EVERYTHING WITH A GRAIN OF SALT)

Good evening everybody! Welcome back to another episode of Luce talking about their hyperfixation on The Distortionist and trying to milk as much information as possible related to a fucking almost 6 minute MV made by a vocaloid producer which most likely doesn’t care about the characters anymore (which is honestly ok, PLEASE don’t attack Ghost in any way for not giving more content, as they don’t owe us anything)

To understand a character as complex yet as unknown as Christopher, we have to try dechiper his actions and every minuscule thing he did, both in the MV and the small rants Ghost has made years ago about this character. (I wanted to write about more characters, but there is barely any lore about the antagonist, which ofc makes every other character’s lore even more impossible to understand or learn). As even a character has the name “Actions Speak Louder Than Words” which is very true in this context, as the way people act, even when pretending, always present their true colours, no matter if it’s all a lie or not. (WARNING! I know Ghost made Christopher for the haha funnies, but these were 3AM rambles cuz I had a vision and decided to analyze this guy like an English Teacher analyzing why the carpet is red even though it has no symbolism yet they always find ONE SINGLE MEANING TO EVERYTHING)

Personality and mindset

Christopher is, just as you’ve seen in the MV, a metaphor for a manipulative person who always gaslights his way out of things (ex: how he broke the mirrors, which we’ll talk about that in more detail on the next heading), which obviously makes him a very awful person, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Most don’t think about this, but people aren’t born awful, they learn in life to be like that, whether it’s from people they trust, trying to fit in, or as a defence mechanism. In the rant, it is explained that Christopher tries to trick Lilia (MC of The Distortionist game) into remaining in his manor. From what I understood, Christopher isn’t an awful person because he finds joy in that, he’s neither a grumpy, evil villain who wants to ruin others’ joy, nor a sadistic ‘yandere’, but he is an insecure teenage boy who finds the only way in ‘winning’ life is to be selfish. That doesn’t necessarily mean that he doesn’t care about anybody, from what I remember from an old tumblr post by Ghost that I tried to find desperately for this analysis (but couldn’t find), I remember somebody asked them what the difference about Ray from Communications case 1 and Christopher is, and Ghost said that Christopher can feel care and even love for another person (PLEASE TAKE THIS WITH A GRAIN OF SALT SINCE I’M NOT SURE IF MY MIND INVENTED IT OR IF IT IS TRUE, So please don’t take my info as canon). I believe Christopher learned the hard way how to keep others ‘close’ to him (probably due to childhood trauma idk), which is the reason why he’s manipulative and has a habit of gaslighting. He’s also seen as being very emotionally immature, blaming everything and everyone on things he’s done, which is most likely given by both his age, status and decade he was alive in. (Him being a young man, not even an adult ; living in a mansion which most likely means he’s rich, and we all know that people who get fed with a golden spoon without caring where the golden spoon came from act ; he’s most likely from the late 19th-early 20th century, and because of how close minded people were back then, he most likely believed how he was acting was ‘alright’, and even if he knew that he was harming others by how he was acting, he still felt ‘entitled’/too insecure to stop it. Overall, he’s not a good person, but he has a reason for the way he acts. He’s not pure evil as the fandom makes him look, but he’s still a VERY awful tough cookie.

Mirrors and Symbolisms (MV)

This is only my opinion, as there’s no canon reason for the music video and what happened there. Christopher looks more ‘charming’ and has a more ‘appealing’ character design compared to other characters for a very clever reason (i think this is the only canon thing IDK THO). His face, even if it has a cheshire cat smile, looks relatively “handsome” to most (personally I don’t find him handsome, but by the way everyone in the fandom had at least a crush on him once in their lifetime, I could probably safely say he’s handsome, or charming), with his ‘rosy’ (charred black) cheeks and his big eyelashes, as well as his fluffy hair, and much more, for the reason that he’s supposed to gain other people’s trust more easily, and in psychology, everyone (even animals) are more attracted to people/things we deem ‘beautiful’, since they don’t appear as hostile as others. Christopher is meant to appear like a nice chap who would salute you everyday, but only to have an ugly side, which is his charred version which we can see at the end of the mv). The twisted spine the fandom always jokes about is not scoliosis, but is a metaphor of how he twists his words to make him appear like the victim/innocent one in the situation. The mirrors, although unlikely to be canon, is a metaphor for the people who see past his ‘gentlemanly’ facade, and trying to show his true self (which is the charred version of him I mentioned earlier). The end of the mv is more quiet as a way to symbolise that the mc aka the viewer doesn’t believe his words anymore, and as a final grip to try and get the viewer back, he chants the same words that the viewer got used to as being lies, and we finally leave him to ‘rot’ in misery (unless you keep listening/watching the mv lol)

IN CONCLUSION

The character is still very vague, so don’t be ashamed to create as many versions of him as possible, it’s quite amazing to imagine a character that’s morally grey (like Christopher) as either a chaotic boy who only wants to have fun or a grumpy old man. The sky is the limit! And I have to admit, Christopher is probably mischaracterised here too, as I’m not his creator, Ghost is, and they know better than me about this guy.

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what if they all do group therapy together

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ginger, impersonator, "its ok to kiss a decapitated head" mentality, proshipper and unemployed adult woman are still at it months after the drama ended

jobs bro jobs 💔

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of course!! no need to ask permission from me 😋😋

chris a chris behind YOU 💜

ohh yes i love posting art after like a month of dissapearence

i lowkey hate how the chris in the mirror turned out ngl 💔

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chris a chris behind YOU 💜

ohh yes i love posting art after like a month of dissapearence

i lowkey hate how the chris in the mirror turned out ngl 💔

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oh ok

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i llove dark angel edgar (the skin)

this is the only time ill post brawl stars here probably

also headcanon: kit is edgar's cat

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I’m not too proud of this one 😅

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dooble

merry crispmas (bonks you) and happy new year chat!

im soo sorryyy for being absent here btw (-_- '')

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i got a new sketchbook

i ddrew some td *yaaay!!*

and of course, obligatory chris page

meri chrispmas guys!!

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my fav fanon sibs

slurpee!! oh and chris too ig...

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The fuck you mean its been a year already

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Being an artist is hard

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please tell me you did not just say kissing a decapitated head isnt necrophilia.

kennith in that fanfic was DEAD.

i dont think you can survive after getting decapitated. i thought that was obvious but that doesnt seem to go through your head

Ferns a Doxxer? Vee is a pedophile and draws necrophila? Bullshit. I want some textual evidence and images provided otherwise, there’s weird shit going on and some people who hate on them done way worse than they did. I’m willing to go back and back an entire group if I have to, prove your point that that they did all this shit. As matter in fact it’s gotten bad where some of these people actually caused real harm to them, so come on I want the evidence otherwise if this is just pure bullying then you’re just straight up being lying asses.

Not to mention the fuck y’all doing too? Some of you guys actually do this shit and have no evidence, I personally know Fern myself and also the part of sexualizing and ‘pedophiles’ yet you are sexualizing a minor? Ferns literally a minor, not only someone accuse of them doxxing but also the fact we just saw that I provided got turn into this.

If you wanna prove a point, provide evidence but instead some people make it worse. Honestly where do you actually show how they’re a Doxxer and then proceed to sexualize them.

This person says all this and has no proof, some of you guys who believe this are unbelievable. How would you really know if this is all true? I want someone here to actually provide me it.

How about y’all listen to this person? Not only wasting your time and shit, you also don’t have again, EVIDENCE? Yet persists on saying she’s a groomer and shit while clearly there’s nothing brought to the evidence wall. So come on I need more.

Oh and it can be anyone right? Why would this person Racheal draw this, if you wanna prove a point of someone being a Pedophile and then someone for doxxing, yet you are shipping a grown person and a legitimate minor? So technically you’re the one who ever drew it or say sick shit like this deserve to be labeled as goddamn pedophile. So really it’s the group all combined are hitting the A Minor keynote.

Not to mention Faulty Illusion made literally Fern and those other people self harm themselves and this isn’t a joke especially how someone didn’t do anything wrong, yet no one questions that? Be better.

And I will not even provide images but also if Christopher was really a minor then, why would someone draw Vee in his belly being as the womb? She didn’t draw it yet someone drew that and with the drama, it just gets worse, people wanna prove Vee is a pedophile and do the sickening shit with her and Fern. Not to mention to Skellyweb, because of that, this is the dumbest fucking statement. So if you did draw it, and not sexual intent? Yet you drew it like that, what the fuck are you honestly saying? You can't draw that type of shit and say it wasn't intent, you're basically saying it was instinctual? Like if it wasn't for an intent, then why would you draw it. Not to mention, without Vee's consent. Funny right? And for the second part, you basically said Vee is supposedly impersonating and to supposedly make your criticism less valid? How does this make sense, when did this happen in your life? It shows you have some actual mindless thralls in your community that will believe anything and will attack her without any actual evidence of this. Creepy relationship too? Now we're making shit up. You're just shifting the blame for something you drew and get surprised it gets leaked out, so supposedly Vee revealed it yet there's instances you are known to make this type of shit. Why are you surprised? Impersonating a Minor and then making these weird comments doesn't also provide much because you clearly haven't actually had chemistry with her? I know her and she doesn't even do that at all. Stop being surprised someone saw this image too because you make weird shit, its deemed to come out.

Third, it's not even that easy. The fact that we have groups attacking one person, you could say stop and they'll still attack, that just shows how some of your mindless thralls go that far. Acting like its easy yet you don't try, so you're not also in that position and would be saying "OH I CAN"T JUST SAY STOP AND THEY WONT!!" Like you don't even think of someones shoes.

Calling everyone out in this image, not even worth a second to type in. But all these people maybe even more hating and yet none of y’all can single handedly provide anything, if you wanna bring something to the table and prove a point, stop turning up with a fucking empty plate you bring no contribution to the economy.

It’s especially known I’m not leaving out Fanatic Canon, that person is also being hated for being associated. You would attack anyone who’s associated, acting like they were a victim when it’s clear again, you don’t get no reason to be hating on Vee when you can’t give a reason or show the reason.

"Persons a kid, they don't deserve be stalk 24 yo woman!111" Vee isn't even 24? Do your fucking math right? She went to college for 4 years at 18, dumb as hell, she's 22, TWENTY TWO. Not to mention again, and AGAIN, you got groups attacking for blatant ass evidence thats basically cardboard. It doesn't matter if you're a group of kids or adults, maybe go outside or do something?? Play a fucking sport or do something, maybe read some fucking books while you're at it because you're no different than a mature person.

I want these groups to really confront me too, I wanna hear y’all and actually provide something. You attack a persons fanbase and have no actual motive, only just to hate, barking and no fucking bite. You have to be in big groups just to attack the littlest, lower than scum itself, and I’m sure this provides what those people are.

So really are you in a good standing point? The only differences is you’re just some pathetic rioters but no actual grit or anything to get a protest in. You take up a sign and when things don’t go your way you all the sudden start crying and harming people who didn’t do anything.

So really, I don’t give a shit if you’re a minor or an adult, the fact y’all banded together and do this nonsense just shows your no better than an actual mature person. I don’t ride anyone or no one, but it’s what to these people because you want to defend someone who’s clearly not in the wrong. So really, stop complaining when someone just ages a character up a little when they're 17 but no actual intentions with a minor. It's just diabolical literal artists are sexualizing real life people... but self-shipping is an issue? Get a fucking move on. Don't even try to impersonate Vee or Fern for evidence too, I know them personally, and I can just make them show their DM's! So come on.

Stand your ground, prove me wrong for those people.

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oh and by the way we call vee a gr00mer because she praises (not directly saying them to spy on us) her fanbase who is mostly made of minors into doing this type of shit. Do you not know gr00mer doesnt only mean p3do??

Ferns a Doxxer? Vee is a pedophile and draws necrophila? Bullshit. I want some textual evidence and images provided otherwise, there’s weird shit going on and some people who hate on them done way worse than they did. I’m willing to go back and back an entire group if I have to, prove your point that that they did all this shit. As matter in fact it’s gotten bad where some of these people actually caused real harm to them, so come on I want the evidence otherwise if this is just pure bullying then you’re just straight up being lying asses.

Not to mention the fuck y’all doing too? Some of you guys actually do this shit and have no evidence, I personally know Fern myself and also the part of sexualizing and ‘pedophiles’ yet you are sexualizing a minor? Ferns literally a minor, not only someone accuse of them doxxing but also the fact we just saw that I provided got turn into this.

If you wanna prove a point, provide evidence but instead some people make it worse. Honestly where do you actually show how they’re a Doxxer and then proceed to sexualize them.

This person says all this and has no proof, some of you guys who believe this are unbelievable. How would you really know if this is all true? I want someone here to actually provide me it.

How about y’all listen to this person? Not only wasting your time and shit, you also don’t have again, EVIDENCE? Yet persists on saying she’s a groomer and shit while clearly there’s nothing brought to the evidence wall. So come on I need more.

Oh and it can be anyone right? Why would this person Racheal draw this, if you wanna prove a point of someone being a Pedophile and then someone for doxxing, yet you are shipping a grown person and a legitimate minor? So technically you’re the one who ever drew it or say sick shit like this deserve to be labeled as goddamn pedophile. So really it’s the group all combined are hitting the A Minor keynote.

Not to mention Faulty Illusion made literally Fern and those other people self harm themselves and this isn’t a joke especially how someone didn’t do anything wrong, yet no one questions that? Be better.

And I will not even provide images but also if Christopher was really a minor then, why would someone draw Vee in his belly being as the womb? She didn’t draw it yet someone drew that and with the drama, it just gets worse, people wanna prove Vee is a pedophile and do the sickening shit with her and Fern. Not to mention to Skellyweb, because of that, this is the dumbest fucking statement. So if you did draw it, and not sexual intent? Yet you drew it like that, what the fuck are you honestly saying? You can't draw that type of shit and say it wasn't intent, you're basically saying it was instinctual? Like if it wasn't for an intent, then why would you draw it. Not to mention, without Vee's consent. Funny right? And for the second part, you basically said Vee is supposedly impersonating and to supposedly make your criticism less valid? How does this make sense, when did this happen in your life? It shows you have some actual mindless thralls in your community that will believe anything and will attack her without any actual evidence of this. Creepy relationship too? Now we're making shit up. You're just shifting the blame for something you drew and get surprised it gets leaked out, so supposedly Vee revealed it yet there's instances you are known to make this type of shit. Why are you surprised? Impersonating a Minor and then making these weird comments doesn't also provide much because you clearly haven't actually had chemistry with her? I know her and she doesn't even do that at all. Stop being surprised someone saw this image too because you make weird shit, its deemed to come out.

Third, it's not even that easy. The fact that we have groups attacking one person, you could say stop and they'll still attack, that just shows how some of your mindless thralls go that far. Acting like its easy yet you don't try, so you're not also in that position and would be saying "OH I CAN"T JUST SAY STOP AND THEY WONT!!" Like you don't even think of someones shoes.

Calling everyone out in this image, not even worth a second to type in. But all these people maybe even more hating and yet none of y’all can single handedly provide anything, if you wanna bring something to the table and prove a point, stop turning up with a fucking empty plate you bring no contribution to the economy.

It’s especially known I’m not leaving out Fanatic Canon, that person is also being hated for being associated. You would attack anyone who’s associated, acting like they were a victim when it’s clear again, you don’t get no reason to be hating on Vee when you can’t give a reason or show the reason.

"Persons a kid, they don't deserve be stalk 24 yo woman!111" Vee isn't even 24? Do your fucking math right? She went to college for 4 years at 18, dumb as hell, she's 22, TWENTY TWO. Not to mention again, and AGAIN, you got groups attacking for blatant ass evidence thats basically cardboard. It doesn't matter if you're a group of kids or adults, maybe go outside or do something?? Play a fucking sport or do something, maybe read some fucking books while you're at it because you're no different than a mature person.

I want these groups to really confront me too, I wanna hear y’all and actually provide something. You attack a persons fanbase and have no actual motive, only just to hate, barking and no fucking bite. You have to be in big groups just to attack the littlest, lower than scum itself, and I’m sure this provides what those people are.

So really are you in a good standing point? The only differences is you’re just some pathetic rioters but no actual grit or anything to get a protest in. You take up a sign and when things don’t go your way you all the sudden start crying and harming people who didn’t do anything.

So really, I don’t give a shit if you’re a minor or an adult, the fact y’all banded together and do this nonsense just shows your no better than an actual mature person. I don’t ride anyone or no one, but it’s what to these people because you want to defend someone who’s clearly not in the wrong. So really, stop complaining when someone just ages a character up a little when they're 17 but no actual intentions with a minor. It's just diabolical literal artists are sexualizing real life people... but self-shipping is an issue? Get a fucking move on. Don't even try to impersonate Vee or Fern for evidence too, I know them personally, and I can just make them show their DM's! So come on.

Stand your ground, prove me wrong for those people.