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lets hope they do it in the future.

They wanted to swim with sharks. We could have had Matt and Chris shirtless, with wet hair and underwater shots. i'm KILLING MYSELF

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HOUSE PARTY, M.S PART 1

summary: you and matt attend a party, but it quickly escalates into a fight between you and a group of girls.

warnings: slight damage, punches, not sure what else!

matt didnt know why he was here, he hated parties. so the fact you dragged him here against his will made him a little upset. you knew he didnt like these crowded places.

the room was fillied with sweaty drunk teenagers, all holding red solo cups as they dance along to whatever song was playing.

matt stood awkwardly by the staircase, his elbow resting on the railing with his hand beneath his chin. it was so obvious he was watching you, mostly admiring your presence. you made anyone feel comfortable, lighting up the room with your spark.

he couldnt just leave you here at this party alone, despite not wanting to be here, he still felt the need to protect you. you are his girlfriend afterall.

her group of friends surround her, sharing their drinks and taking shots, even you had a couple shots, laughing loudly as your friends began to stumble while dragging eachother to the drink bar.

“cmon, drink this.” one of your friends spoke, pouring a cup of vodka and pushing it to your lips with force. you comply, opening your mouth and drinking the vodka, this was the one time of the year you were drinking. you didnt like drinking lots through out the year, being afraid of being an alcoholic.

as you enjoy your time with your friends, moving around with the music at a rapid pace, a group of girls come over. a group of girls you dont know, even matt doesnt know them.

his eyebrows furrow, watching the situation unfold, a bad feeling lurking in his gut.

“oi, you.” one of the girls spoke, pointing directly at you. “me?” you question innocently, startled by their tone. “yes, you. heard ya been shit talkin’ my mate.” the girls voice got louder, full of anger as she tied up her hair.

“whos your friend?” you ask, having no clue what this girl was talking about. you bite your lip, rubbing your arms as if the air was cold.

the girl gestures to the other girl beside her, you gulp, they both looked pissed. “i— i have no idea who you two are, or anyone in your group.” you stutter, feeling intimidated. you look behind you, hoping for someone to back you up, turns out your friends ditched. “shit.” you mumur.

without warning, the girl steps forward, her fist launching forward straight into your nose. “fuck!” you wince, taking a step back to balance yourself. another punch is made right into your stomach, causing you to hit the floor. people start to notice and form a circle.

matt’s eye widen at the sight, immediately pushing through the crowd to get to you. the girl continuously pulls your hair, and you begin to cry. this was humiliating.

once matt pushes past all the people, he quickly grabs the girl’s up. “back the fuck up, alright? theres no need to fight her.” he yelled overtop of all the people cheering. he moves to help you up, making you stand behind him. “i dont know what you think she did, but she didnt do anything. just— just leave her alone.” matt’s voice went a little lower, he wasnt trying to be mean. he just wanted the situation to end. “were going, okay baby?” he reassures you gently, holding your hand and guiding you out of the house.

you couldn’t stop crying, the pain in your nose burning. matt’s eyes soften, gently holding your shoulders and pulling you in for a hug. “s’ okay. you did so good, your so strong.” matt mumbling, rubbing your back. he hated it when you cried, it made him feel like he couldn’t soothe you, like it was his fault.

“i just— i didnt even do anything. and my friends, they ditched me..” you sobbed into his chest, gently gripping his shirt. “i know, i know. some people just find any reason to fight.” matt responds, his hand moving to run his fingers through your hair.

writers note: this is something ive had in my drafts for a while, just something i thought of in my head one night. if you like it i can do part 2! currently cooking up a blurb about shy!reader and fratboy!chris :))

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introducing … accidental pregnancy au!

˖˚⊹shy!reader˖˚⊹

˖˚⊹shy!reader˖˚⊹. indigo west. thought daughter. shy. loves cats. loves editing. cooking hobby. loves reading. smokes cigarettes. thrives in winter or autumn. loves snow angels. soft spoken. struggles with mental health. closed off to most people. gamer girl. binge watches gossip girl & gilmore girls. massive billie ellish fan. music is always on. get’s high with chris only. confused about her feelings. silver jewellery, salty tears.

and..

˖˚⊹fratboy!chris ˖˚⊹

˖˚⊹fratboy!chris ˖˚⊹. where is my mind - pixies. smokes cigarettes. tired everyday. ass & tits. scared to commit. struggling silently. music is on constantly. blasts chase atlantic. protective. puts on a front. drinks profusely. never sober. fails all his classes. dealer. freak in the sheets. secretly a sub but would never admit it. always adamant to be dom. sends you nudes when he exit’s the shower. refuses to admit theres feelings for you in his heart. anger issues.

writers note: im so happy to be back, i found this trope on pinterest and immediately was like “fuck yeahhhh” idk how consistent im going to be with this au since school goes back in 4 days for me. i hope atleast someone is excited for this!! i love every single one of my followers and mutuals ꣑ৎ

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guys.. i might be cooking up something in the drafts👀

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hii girlies so sorry for not posting !! i took a break from posting because of writers block. im thinking of basing my account on c.ai and requests since its what my motivation is right now ! feel free to send requests, my creative energy is flowinggg !!

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hi just wondering if you are planning or ever going to make chris or matt bots themed as billie ellish songs like you did with olivia and sabrina?? i use your bots like everyday !! ily queen 🫶🏼

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word for word !

TW: Common sense

This was hurtful. For one, there was a lot of feeding into building people's hopes - especially those who are located internationally.

Fan interaction has been proven to them to not be the best the past two tours. This is not for fan interaction. They're going to read off confessions and such, put on a show. By the sounds of it, this seems like even less fan interaction than the last tour. Pop-ups, selling their merch at the pop-ups, meet and greets...there's better options.

"A live podcast" when they didn't even wanna continue their own? If you wanna do a podcast, do it! But why not make it a live stream? Why not just make it a video since it's the same thing you do in videos anyhow?

I am a fan. I do like their content. But, I enjoy it more when it's inclusive. I enjoy it more when it shows effort. They've lacked that, they've admitted to it, promising better content for months just to give us this.

We can have better content apparently. We just have to pay to get it.

If you wanna go, go. No one's stopping you. I'm not saying don't go if that's what you want. I'm saying this was rude. International fans are let down once again, after even more empty promises.

I love these boys, I really do. I'd just love them more if it felt like they cared for all their fans.

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does anyone have any idea’s for blurbs/fics regarding matt or chris and girl!reader?? i need smth to write so bad im in writersblock !

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I KNOW RIGHT. COWBOY CARTER DID. SO RIGGED.

current mood because billie didn’t win any grammys this year

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she was robbed of her grammys. so disappointed

current mood because billie didn’t win any grammys this year

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what the fuck was that grammys? billie’s going home with absolutely nothing. she full heartedly deserved the AOTY award. she tried so hard ALL year, her album was beautiful and full of her emotions, which other artists struggle to do. out of all the nominees, beyonce won. BEYONCE out of all people. she is not relevant at all, and her album was irrelevant and unpopular. that was fucking atrocious. do better next year on awarding grammys. all my love goes to billie❤️

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charli xcx’s ‘guess’ performance is actually so iconic.. i hope no one stops talking about it !

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LIAM PAYNE TRIBUTE ?!

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WELL DESERVED !!

CHAPPELL ROAN WON BEST NEW ARTIST I REPEAT CHAPPELL ROAN WON BEST NEW ARTIST !! 🗣️❗️🗣️❗️🗣️❗️🗣️❗️🗣️❗️🗣️❗️🗣️

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billie being in awe at doechii’s performance is actually so heartwarming

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https://www.tumblr.com/chrispleasure/774424588454100992/chappell-roans-performance-with-the-song-pink?source=share

doechii's performance is soooo good too

yes !! i agree doechii’s songs and performances are so underrated

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chappell roan’s performance with the song ‘pink pony club’ was phenomenal..