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so how about that knuckles show huh

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(If you want) List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. Spread the positivity!

YAYAYAY I LOVE THESE!! OKAY!!

- Knuckles the Echidna!!

- Basketball 🏀

- Remember The Titans

- Target

- Home Depot

Special shoutout also to IKEA!!

THANK YOU FOR THE ASKKKK EEE

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I figured out how they got together

Pucci: Whoa, who are you?

Dio: I'm Dio!

Pucci: Dio who?

Dio: Dio like deez nuts?!

Pucci: Yes

Dio:

Pucci:

Dio:

Pucci:

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do you believe in gravity?

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All hail our lord and saviour, Giorno Giovanna! He is beauty, he is grace, he struts confidently in your face!

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Some sketches I did of the Brando bois, Doppio & Trish, Jotaro & Jolyne and the Buccigang, all on their first day of Day Care. Please excuse the five-year-old screaming profanity.

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Typical Sunday Mornings

Just a little funny idea I had to write out. I believe most days of the week are relatively peaceful…until you reach Sunday. Heaven forbid anyone not going to church in this household, a requirement enforced by our favorite priest…

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Pucci: WAKE UP!

Ungalo: *stumbles out of his room in boxer shorts* What the Hell Preacher?! It’s 6 in the God damn morning!

Pucci: DON’T YOU DARE TAKE THE LORD’S NAME IN VAIN!

DIO: *walking around nude*

Versace: Old man put some fucking clothes on!

Giorno: *stumbling out in a robe and hair half up in rolling pins* Has anyone seen my hair iron?

Rykiel: *still refuses to get out of bed*

Pucci: Rykiel wake up, we’re going to be late for church!

Rykiel: God has already forsaken me, what’s the point?

Pucci: RYKIEL!

Rykiel: *grumbles and goes under the covers*

Pucci: DIO, go and get your son out of bed.

DIO: Angelo, go and get your brother out of bed.

Ungalo: My name is fucking Ungalo!

Meanwhile, in the bathroom…

Giorno: *focusing on ironing out his hair in front of the mirror*

Versace: *shoving Giorno* Giorno, move out of the way! I’m trying to do my makeup!

DIO: *in the background, showering* Can someone pass me the bodywash?

Rykiel’s room…

Ungalo: Rykiel, get the fuck out of bed! *pulling Rykiel’s feet*

Rykiel: *Holding on tight to the bed frame* Nooooo….

Cut to an interview segment with Terence Darby the Butler…

Darby: The mornings in Lord Dio’s Household are never easy.

Interviewer: …and?

Darby: And what?

Interviewer: It sounded like you were going to say something more.

Darby: No, that’s it. Mornings are never easy in this house *serene smile of internal suffering*

At the front door, Pucci is standing there waiting with DIO…

Pucci: Hurry up we’re going to be late!

Versace: *shoving Giorno* Fucking move it Giorno!

Giorno: *pulling his coat on as he runs downstairs*

Ungalo: *dragging a struggling Rykiel downstairs* Why do we have to go so early again?!

Giorno: Because Pucci’s the priest?

Ungalo: …oh right.

DIO: Rykiel, where are your shoes? Put your shoes on! Versace, for Heaven’s sake, stopping fussing about your make up and hurry up! Ungalo, if you didn’t brush your teeth this morning, I will personally shove soap down your throat! Giorno!… you’re fine darling.

Giorno: Thank you, Padre.

Versace: *scoffs* Daddy’s little girl.

Rykiel: *pulling his shoes on* Um…Giorno’s not a-

Versace: I KNOW WHAT I SAID!

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Pride flag final boss Enrico p

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I got the game today and JFC look at their pair attack and HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THEY HELD HANDS i screamed and cried

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"DIO, let us journey into your World together!"

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if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

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Funnee Joseph xD

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time for a silly post (I say as if my posts hadn't been silly for the past month)

fans of the sonic snapcube dubs will recognize these, but if you don't recognize these, just imagine these lines are ace attorney canon. thank you

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In response to my last ask, I finally have an excuse to draw Scolippi!! 🥹🪨

Wasn't a big fan of his clothes so I threw him in radioactive waste and fed him a vocaloid pill.

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Forever headcanoning SSJ4 Kakavege as a settled down old married couple, in a stable and relaxed relationship, both of them finally calmer and able to enjoy just spending time together doing nothing