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a TSA officer will visually inspect your lobster
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Johnny Test is short for Johnny Testrogen
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children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream
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out of context research for my aloynil knifeplay fic
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yes waiter one toxic thighfucking premature ejaculation crying yaoi please
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i think in the wake of game of thrones season 8 being so mindbogglingly horrible, people tend to forget how stupid seasons 5-7 were as well. my favorite moment in the show still remains when cersei blew up the most revered religious building in the country with the most popular royals inside and it had zero - and i mean literally zero - consequence. not even a mildly negative reaction from the people of kingslanding. imagine if the president of italy blew up the vatican with the pope and the kardashians inside and no one batted an eye.
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Writing your fave with a substance abuse problem or ED or early gray hairs is good for the soul
#real and true#premature grey hairs yuuta from all the stress he has undergone my beloved#also premature grey hairs AND ED medical resident yuuta x nurse toge my beloved#am i projecting?#perhaps#is it my legal right and responsibility?#also perhaps#thinking about the 4 grey hairs i grew during residency last year xoxoxoxoxoxo#yuuta is not immune to stress
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i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police
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just over here screaming and crying
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i think i am going to cry
#jjk#gojo..... geto....... my babies#im crying and kidnapping u and holding u hostage in my basement to protect ur joy and whimsy
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Turns out being an adult means you can paint your bedroom however you want and nobody can stop you 😂🌈🌈
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