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they were in love here..

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uh. dan called phil a dog and told him to both sit and heel and phil barked

puppy play while i'm working a 10 hour shift . they will pay for this

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i wanna write a paper on dan and phil navigating real boundaries about fans speculating about who and how they fuck while also making so so many jokes explicitly about them fucking and their dynamic during sex. the cognitive dissonance between them saying hey don’t be invasive and gross while also supporting the fact that we write fic because they appreciate our enthusiasm and abilities as writers/artists and making more and more jokes over this past year especially about very private things because it’s funny.

it’s a REALLY unique balancing act

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absolutely love abusing the power that comes with 3rd person limited pov and just ignoring things and being vague sometimes. does the character know all the details? no? then I don't have to either.

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no thoughts just dullet

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they play too much

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ohhhh no pause pause my eyesight is terrible i assumed the flower was growing behind him but it’s tucked behind his ear… you are so cute… :((((

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I am so mad Dan didn't say "Friday night am I right brother" after the bending over card 😭😭😭

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my friend and I are discussing what the modern day equivalent of the Uma Thurman tweet should be and they had this to say:

oh THIS is good.

no no it's the fucking. phil left his cursed cardboard standee of himself out again.

what would dan rather admit to? fucking phil lester in 2025, or fucking anyone else ever while this haunting image of phil watches

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can you kiss the camera so that i can kiss the screen at the same time and it feels like we're kissing?

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Something Cardan would wear for class.

Elie Saab, Fall/Winter 2020.

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they're so sickeningly cute here

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every now and then im impressed by how horny dnp make their gaming videos but ive been relistening to stereo and dan actually says 'i'll wear whatever you want me to wear' over a spelling bee. its a talent to add so much sexual energy into every game

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dan: it is how it sounds. super cali fragilistic expialidocious

phil: oh my god this is- my how life has been leading up to this moment, i'm so tense

dan: i will wear whatever the fuck you want if you spell this.

phil: oh god

dan: I will say, even though we'd be even this is an all or nothing right now phil

phil: okay

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If you see someone with a really bad fandom take, I’m begging you to open your emails and write a strongly worded missive to your local government official about something bad happening in your community or country.

If you’re in Canada you could email a rep about concerns about Elon musk interfering in our next federal election.

If you’re in the US the list is endless.

If you’re in the UK you could email about trans health care.

If you’re in Australia, what about dental care in Medicare?

If you’re in Europe, look into some EU initiatives of particular concern. Perhaps something to do with nature and biodiversity? Idk

Just today I emailed my local mla about coal mining in the Rocky Mountains and tomorrow I’m going to pick something else and do it again

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I only started watching them last year but I’d seen BIG when it came out and it’s hilarious to me that I used to be team “oh sounds like they broke up and have an unconventional friendship” based on that one video (“we WERE more than friends” etc) when I now tune in weekly to a new episode of them basically pissing on each other to mark their territory finding a hundred different ways to say “mine mine don’t I know him so well ugh isn’t this guy so annoying and beautiful he’s so mine”

ugh and isn't that the beauty of dan and phil... you need to really parasocially know them to truly understand wtf they actually mean by the shit they say. it's kind of an artform in a way