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Friend: Don't you want to have a romance?
Me: I'm good, I have romance at home.
Romance I have at home:

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subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

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AO3 is down. Im not gonna make it…
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Getting wrecked at Vegas 👍 -By Jack! //DSAF
DSAF NOT FNAF </3 kinda hate how I drew myself but..
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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen
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happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month
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human beings do assign deeper meanings to things that are not deep whatsoever and i know this bcs of the time my friend asked what colour i associated him with and when i said purple he got really touched and happy about it because he was reading from a chart that was like ‘what it means when people think of different colours in association to you’ or whatever and the meaning of purple was like ‘you are really important to this person and they value you greatly’ and i didn’t know how to tell him that i said purple because it was the colour he mained during the pandemic when we would play among us and not because i was deeply invested in him as a person
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I saw a post with legend having a moment with the am I a muppet lyrics and it dragged me out of my art block kicking and screaming so now you have this:
Alts under cut

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GUY WHO IS IN CONSTANT PHYSICAL PAIN AND FATIGUE: (WITH COMPLETE SINCERITY) YEAH MAN IM GOOD I JUST LIKE LAYING ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR ITS COMFORTABLE TO ME
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Yeaahhh, thanks to the person who told me to draw more of them… I now have around 2 pages of doodles… 🫠
Also, I never expected so many interactions? I’m quite new to tumblr, and so far it’s been REALLY nice. I get SOO excited for each time someone likes or reposts my work. It just gives me the same feelings I had in high school, like when I first started my instagram. It’s just, pure joy. I actually really like posting now!
Thank you, you are wonderful, I love you to bits -Bandit 🌀
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murderous, doomed
alternate version under the cut
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@rhehehehhe Ty for the request!!
In my mind he’s a teen here, still learning human boundaries
(evidently the witch drowning test, while done at other witch trials, was not a thing in Salem specifically, instead they had wild things like crushing with stones. Yeowch...)
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