chroniccatatonicchromatic

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its great "man" theory not great "men" theory, it isnt plural, there is one man, one person at the nexus of historical importance who has defined the uplifting aspects of our species, i know what he is, who he is...

nigel mansell...

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yeah great

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need fatshark to understand that nuanced and dynamic difficulty raising isn't just "every 5 minutes you accidentally stumble upon the vaunted Atoman Rager Manufactorum, where you just interrupted 15 ragers that are currently doing a conga line"

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Taec Silvereye comprehends his grim fate

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FNAF 13: Michael Afton dies in a vat of Azerbaijani paint thinners

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will be arrested for it but it doesn't matter, i can't stop staining people's cats with tumeric

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taxidermy dog filled with fungus colonies and spores in anger, the man we had cordially invited leapt up from the tasteful wingback chair we curated and imprudently snatched a straight iron fireplace poker, he spun it around like the hand of a grandfather clock on an afterburner, with an overhead swing the tip grazed across the length of the dog and bifurcated it, releasing many new and exciting forms of inconvenience 3 days later we have chicken of the woods growing on us, get out of bed and go down for breakfast, car battery apparition keeps gnawing on the chicken mushroom, tingling static in the air, unpleasant, ruined credit card, need to pay for amenities with heel viewings and sweat

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they are just straight up eating human flesh in norfolk now

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Warlock of Saim-Hann

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she took the institutional JSTOR access in the divorce, i have never been so miserable in my life, this is rock bottom

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I love that when you search "chili recipe" on YouTube you get like 8 videos about cooking chili and then an endless wall of music videos and random videos you've watched over the last month. One of the best YouTube features.

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Secrets of Nature ? Is the "All Lemon" diet the next step to biological immortality ?

Ever since I've transitioned to an "all lemon" diet my body has become so much more perfect and optimised and efficient: - I never sweat

- I never need to go to the bathroom

- I've stopped blinking

- Sleep is just a recreational thing

- 100% control over the amygdala

- No pulse

- Only 3 people think I am slowly dying

This is obviously because with the current lemon intake the average person consumes, they are not "keeping healthy", they are microdosing scurvy. Don't drink any water as well, that merely dilutes the vitamin C. It's not a "fad diet" its the future. Try it today. Try it now. Take out a loan from the bank. Hire a PMC to take over a lemon farm so you can nourish yourself. Become who you were always meant to be.

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no one wants to do pilgrimages anymore

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for my next magic trick i will turn a potential failed room inspection into a perfectly clean domicile with nothing but a pack of wetwipes and a redbull

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telepathically inflicting him with meat sweats

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fool of the gyre is gonna Kill you!!!! (almost definitely non canon)

gift for @chroniccatatonicchromatic :)