chronosamurai
chronosamurai
Cheese Dreams
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It was a CHEESE dream! Some nerd bullshit right here eh? Also tigers. And treehousies too.
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chronosamurai · 10 hours ago
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I LOVE DRIVING SAFELY AND MAKING SURE PEDESTRIANS AND CYCLISTS ARE SAFE BECAUSE I KNOW IM DRIVING A 2800 LB DEATH MACHINE AND THEY ARE JUST PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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chronosamurai · 14 hours ago
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had someone ask me like “why are you guys unionizing? just cuz?” and it threw me so bad i didnt even know how to answer
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chronosamurai · 1 day ago
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To begin with, it’s not what you'd call "gravy." Over the past 200 years, a consciousness appeared layer by layer at the crucible of the Trawlerman. It's not unlike the way life started in the oceans four billion years ago. Wigan was our primordial soup, a base of evolution. We are formless. We are the very smack and barm that Wiganers invoke so often. How can anyone hope to eliminate us? As long as this chippy exists, so will we.
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chronosamurai · 1 day ago
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chronosamurai · 2 days ago
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in wigan, it's as good as gone
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chronosamurai · 2 days ago
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do you guys want to like and reblog posts from each other tomorrow
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chronosamurai · 2 days ago
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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby
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chronosamurai · 2 days ago
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chronosamurai · 2 days ago
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When Everything Everywhere All at Once said “The only thing I do know is that we have to be kind. Please, be kind, especially when we don’t know what’s going on" 
When the Good Place said “Why choose to be good every day when there is no guaranteed reward now or in the afterlife… I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people and our innate desire to treat them with dignity. Simply put, we are not in this alone.” 
When Jean-Paul Sartre said ”‘Hell is other people’ is only one side of the coin. The other side, which no one seems to mention, is also ‘Heaven is each other’. Hell is separateness, uncommunicability, self-centeredness, lust for power, for riches, for fame. Heaven on the other hand is very simple, and very hard: caring about your fellow beings.“
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chronosamurai · 2 days ago
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Detect evil but it becomes increasingly clear that whoever calibrated it had some really weird moral stances.
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chronosamurai · 2 days ago
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chronosamurai · 2 days ago
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Submission from @doctorbeverlycrusher
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chronosamurai · 3 days ago
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Bigtop Burger " OVEN " ( 2025 ) v. " DOWN " ( 2022 )
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chronosamurai · 3 days ago
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chronosamurai · 3 days ago
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Laurence Fishburne (Playboy, 1994)
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chronosamurai · 3 days ago
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