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i feel like im not receiving enough recognition for my guitar hero skills. im not like the best in the world or my country or even my town probably but im pretty good.

i need more people to stroke my ego about my above average guitar hero playing ability. please

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yesterday a man with gentle eyes fumbled a handful of coins onto the counter and asked if he could buy however many individual cigarettes it would cover

i politely informed him that isn't how it works so he opened his wallet and a single fly came out like a cartoon

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to my lovely coworkers,

i told you about this blog in confidence and whoever told greg about the last post should sleep with one eye open

thought the building got struck by lightning during this storm but it was actually just a truck that slammed into the outside wall

nobody was hurt which is kind of a bummer because that means i have to spend three more hours with my bitch manager greg

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thought the building got struck by lightning during this storm but it was actually just a truck that slammed into the outside wall

nobody was hurt which is kind of a bummer because that means i have to spend three more hours with my bitch manager greg

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new blog because I've had too many wacky zany encounters at the convenience store I work at to not document it. this must be a safe haven for delightful freaks of all shapes and sizes

today someone was utterly convinced that this was the secret fifth location providing switch 2 preorders and would not take no for an answer. I eventually told him he needs to go home and do it on the circle k website. hopefully its not my shift when he comes back

last week a guy came in who was sopping wet from head to toe and it had not rained all day. he was very nice and when i probed for information he said something about being on "bog watch" and bought several bags of trail mix. i wished him good luck