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YOU hates terfs

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book 1 in case anyones wondering

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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

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Apparently blue pumpkins exist

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the houseki no kuni experience

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Okay not really an x reader moreso first year chaos. I crave chaotic first years( Yuu(reader), Ace, Deuce, Jack, Epel, Ortho, Sebek). Specifically, the dormleaders + the staff realizing that the first years are HORRIFYING. Like someone(an NPC probably) upsets one of the first years and the others GO OFF on the person. And everyone else is just watching in fear. Either that or just a simple first year polycule fic.

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Scene: Courtyard Catastrophe

It was supposed to be an ordinary day. Birds chirping, breeze blowing, Grim yelling about tuna again—until it wasn't.

A nameless third-year from Ignihyde—let’s call him "NPC-kun"—had made the terrible, irredeemable mistake of speaking to Yuu like they were disposable. Something something “housewarden bootlicker,” something something “useless magicless charity case.”

It didn’t matter what exactly he said. What mattered was he said it in front of the First Years.

And that was when the nightmare began.

Phase 1: Passive-Aggressive Explosion

Ace: “Oh? You think you’re hot stuff just because you’ve been here longer? I’d be careful saying dumb stuff like that, you might embarrass yourself in front of your ghost professors. Again.”

Deuce: “We respect our friends here. That means you don’t get to disrespect them. You want to see how respectfully I can rearrange your face?”

Ace and Deuce flanked Yuu like guard dogs with a superiority complex and a sense of justice respectively—smirking and glaring. A duality of menace.

Phase 2: Jack Enters the Scene

Jack: “You really want to act tough? Try doing it without hiding behind your dorm title. Go on—say that again. Louder. I want the entire school to hear how stupid you sound.”

NPC-kun attempted to step back. Jack advanced. NPC-kun gulps.

Phase 3: Epel.

Epel: “Where I’m from, we don’t bark empty threats—we throw hands and haul you to church for confession after. And guess what? Ain’t no priest here, sugar.”

With his pretty-boy charm and country-boy fists, Epel cracked his knuckles with a cherubic smile that said: “Try me, city slicker.”

Phase 4: Ortho Analyzes, Then Annihilates

Ortho: “Target's psychological profile reveals 87.4% chance of inflated ego compensating for low self-worth. Shall I publicly display their failing grade average and hobby of posting anime memes on the school intranet?”

Idia (from somewhere): “ORT-HOOOO!! STOP HACKING THE NETWORK!!”

But it was too late. The screen behind the courtyard glitched. NPC-kun's MySparrow history was now public. The posts... the thirst posts...

NPC-kun visibly paled. Several onlookers screamed. (Mainly Riddle)

Phase 5: Sebek, Loud and Lethal

Sebek (volume: 110%): “HOW DARE YOU INSULT YUU-SAMA?! THEIR HONOR IS GREATER THAN YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY LINE!”

Sebek’s voice caused birds to evacuate the trees. Someone in Diasomnia mistook it for an earthquake. Silver blinked awake from a nap. Lilia simply sipped tea with a knowing smile.

Finale: Yuu, the Eye of the Storm

Yuu (quietly): “Guys… it’s fine. Really.”

But it wasn't fine. Because their friends were a unit. And someone dared try to hurt one of their own.

Witness Reports

Riddle (hands trembling): “I thought I had discipline. But that? That was pure, unfiltered carnage.”

Leona (mutters): “That herbivore squad is scarier than a stampede…”

Floyd: “Ehh~ But I like when they bark and bite~!”

Kalim (laughs nervously): “Aha! They’re so passionate! That’s what that was, right? Passion?”

Vil: “No, that was rage in high definition. Even I’m impressed Epel didn’t smudge his eyeliner while threatening a lawsuit.”

Idia (from his tablet): “My baby brother's gone full cyber-executioner. I fear him. And also worship him a little.”

Malleus (thoughtfully): “I must remember never to speak ill of the prefect. Or their entourage. That’s… fascinating.”

Crewel (furious, gripping his pointer): “THESE gremlins are my most chaotic class. I’ve aged ten years.”

Trein (pinching the bridge of his nose): “They’ve weaponized friendship. I don’t know whether to be proud or horrified.”

Aftermath

NPC-kun transferred out of NRC two days later. Rumor has it he joined a monastery. No one speaks of him now.

The first years? They're having lunch together under a tree, laughing like nothing happened, sharing snacks, and helping Ortho build a catapult.

Everyone else walks the long way around the courtyard now.

Just in case.

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Seen a buncha people saying this reminded them of Phos and god they were so right

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This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

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We will be sat

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Thinking about dlc eclipse again like wdym these two manic can merge into this big sweetheart and we are just gonna leave it at that and never mention it ever again

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We got ridyuuken crumbs 🤤

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So, two loungewear boys to go.

Any predictions for either?

you have TWO CHANCES left Twst

don't let me down

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Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

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I have successfully returned home ⭐ plane ride home much less scary

Had some chaos with my wallet disappearing but we got it, we're working on it!

Good day!