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cissa-calls · 9 hours
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Countdown to Agatha: Day 754
Agatha: “Who ever said: “an apple a day keeps the doctor away!” is a huge frickin liar.”
Wanda: “Why? They’re a good source of vitamin C and fiber - among other things.”
Agatha: “Well, I just threw one at Y/N, and now they need to go to the doctor! Thus, proving the phrase is counterproductive. Boom.”
Wanda: “…”
Wanda: “Should I get the car warmed up for the drive to the doctors office?”
Agatha: “Yeah, you do that and I’ll get Y/N an ice pack”
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cissa-calls · 1 day
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Countdown to Agatha: Day 753
Agatha: “I’m not going in the water, I can’t swim!”
Y/N: “What do you mean? You’re several centuries old, and you never learned how to swim?”
Agatha: “When people in the 17th century were able to swim, guilt on crimes of witchcraft usually followed!”
Wanda: “…but you actually are a witch”
Agatha: “That’s beside the point! I was trying to avoid being hung or burned!”
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cissa-calls · 2 days
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4 count ‘em 4 bandaids on my hands and fingers!!!!
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cissa-calls · 2 days
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Countdown to Agatha: Day 752
Y/N: “Do you remember what thought when you first saw Wanda?”
Wanda: “I suggest you answer truthfully…even if you don’t I’ll still figure it out”
Agatha: “Mind reading magic should be against the rules!”
Wanda: “What. Was it.”
Agatha: “…my thoughts. My thoughts were…I could help her, or I could torture her - and either one would be acceptable”
Y/N: “…not what I was expecting-“
Wanda: “-exactly what I was expecting-“
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cissa-calls · 3 days
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Shoutout to the girl who saw my Agatha (All Along TM) popsocket and said: “Is that Agatha as in Agatha Christie?” And I HOWLED BECAUSE WHAT AN ANSWER I LOVED IT
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cissa-calls · 3 days
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Countdown to Agatha: Day 751
Y/N: “Hey Wanda? Would you mind plugging your headphones in for a few minutes while you listen to music?”
Wanda: “What do you mean? They’ve been connected to my phone all day”
Agatha: “Ah, but not fully, look.” *grabs the cable* “it looks like they’re not all the way plugged in, so some sound is escaping”
Wanda: *horrified*
Y/N: “Wanda, are you okay? I promise I’m not mad, it was an honest mistake!”
Wanda: “I’ve been blasting music all day. At the grocers, the subway, the post office, the library…everyone must have heard my music!”
Agatha: “You didn’t do it to be rude, it was a silly forgivable accident”
Wanda: “Ohhh I can never show my face in public AGAIN NOOOO” *crawls under the covers in complete and utter mortification*
Agatha: “I love that enslaving an entire town and causing countless murders, that was forgivable. But playing your music aloud? That’s apparently on par with a felony”
Wanda: “EXACTLY - I NEED TO BE EXILED”
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cissa-calls · 4 days
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Florence Welch, photographed by Karyme França
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cissa-calls · 4 days
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Florence + the Machine heritage post. Literally like this should be required reading for all of their fans it's so iconic
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cissa-calls · 4 days
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My latest art piece is entirely held together by cardboard, paper clay, hot glue, and desperation
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cissa-calls · 4 days
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Countdown to Agatha: Day 750
Y/N: “Are you okay?”
Wanda, out of breath and all smilely: “Yeah! Agatha and I just had a little race up the stairs! She’s coming - just a little slower than usual”
Agatha: “She shoved me down the FECKING steps”
Wanda: “You can either fly or fell, and you fell”
Agatha: “Yeah cuz you PUSHED ME. Not setting a great example…”
Wanda: “Of course I am! I’m teaching them that there are winners, and there are losers, and I will never be a loser.” *smiles gleefully*
Y/N: “You scare me”
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cissa-calls · 5 days
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Countdown to Agatha: Day 749
Agatha: “I’ve made us a gourmet dinner! Our main course is an oil based peanut compote and a crushed four fruit preserve served on wild whole grain bread”
Y/N: “That sounds incredible, when did you learn to cook? Doesn’t matter, I’m starving”
Wanda, with narrowed eyes: “You just made pb&j’s again, didn’t you?”
Agatha: “Damn it. Buuuuut it sounded more impressive that way, didn’t it?”
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cissa-calls · 6 days
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Countdown to Agatha: Day 748
Wanda: *visibly upset*
Y/N: “Awww look! She’s doing her signature angry nose scrunch!”
Wanda: “Don’t prod at me right now, or else it’s your funeral”
Agatha: “It’s so hard to when you make such a cute face!!” *boops nose*
Wanda: “THAT’S IT” *body slams Agatha*
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cissa-calls · 6 days
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haunted house uquiz by streetlighthalo
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cissa-calls · 7 days
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Countdown to Agatha: Day 747
Wanda: “We are NOT bringing Señor Scratchy with us!”
Agatha: “Oh yeah? Well then good luck with trying to find someone to watch him whilst we’re gone!”
Wanda: “He’s a rabbit!”
Agatha: “Yeah - a rabbit who eats chunks of raw meat mixed into his kibble and greens”
Y/N, quietly: “He did almost bite off the last guys finger-“
Agatha: “-to be fair that was Steve’s own damn fault for sticking his finger in the crate”
Wanda: “The answer is still NO”
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cissa-calls · 8 days
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THE DAY OF RECKONING IS UPON US
CRIMSON PEAK IS LEAVING NETFLIX IN APRIL?!
BULLSHIT
I guess I need to finally get another DVD player...
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cissa-calls · 8 days
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Countdown to Agatha: Day 746
Y/N: “Good night!”
Wanda: “Get some sleep PLEASE!”
Agatha, with the daring confidence only someone about to have the most ruckus of nights and with zero intentions of sleep can muster: “Of course!”
Wanda: “Anyways, I’m gonna…huh - what’s that smell?”
Y/N and Agatha: *sniffing*
Wanda: “It’s some bullshit. At least a good night to me.”
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cissa-calls · 9 days
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Countdown to Agatha: Day 745
Wanda is so Mitski coded
Agatha is harder to pin down, but right now she feels very Florence + The Machine
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