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oh okay so NONE OF YOU were going to tell ME that kyle's character in judging amy is a destitute teen father???????????????
#honorbound to inform everybody that that guy ^ right there is 19 years old#not the baby. that’s age accurate casting#kyle gallner
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EVERYBODY CROSS YOUR FINGERS HES SHOWING HOLE 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

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transfem cassidy doodle inspired by @mlentertainment hcs
#the way cassie has grown so far beyond beaverwatch 😭😭#she looks so lovely look at her blush ;;;;;#estrogen would have saved her but literally. literally
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he’s getting the johnny berchtold treatment on this set jfc
#POST BRUISE BABY LET US SEE BABY ……………….. PLEASE#kyle gallner#is this going on the abuse list please please please please
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“Fighting that leads to sex” this “fighting then making out” that
Fighting that leads nowhere. Fighting fully clothed, then dragging our tired asses out for a strong drink and some trash diner food. Not talking much. Maybe one of us breaks the silence and says ‘man, I kinda liked that’, and then the other says ‘shut up, jackass’
#prev me forgetting we called the werewolf sire the stranger and getting so scared there was new lore i missed out on 😭#porch light au where lowell doesnt gank his ass as soon as he attacks his babies and instead they become weird solemn barfly friends
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Pahanhautoja / Hatching (2022) | dir. Hanna Bergholm
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that stage of having a celeb crush where you can't even look at picures of them bc they can see you from the other side of the screen of course
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Wooyoung and San in Bouncy-verse (4/6)
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Are you ready for this? Oh, yes, yes...
PACIFIC RIM (2013) dir. Guillermo del Toro
#i kno this movie is a once in a lifetime achievement bc i was so entranced by the world and monsters that i didn’t even pick up on this#AT FIRST. second watch i was locked in and activated my root chakra of course#movies
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was no one going to tell kyle gallner posted videos of (african?) penguins on instagram and himself saying what's up dude
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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down
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CACKLING
#if random men could stop flirting with my pet dog on the internet that would be GREATTTTTTTTTT#seething seething seething#thatshould be me charmingly leading him along the dunes laughing at his stupid JOKES#kyle gallner#seething seething seething again
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dead mail on suffer is an extremely fierce movie btw pls watch that (it’s actually on shudder but that typo has a certain jenna say qwah)
#loooooooved that. i was glued to my screen#guy develops an insane psychosexual obsession was someone after meeting him at a synth expo. yeah like the musical instrument.#the guy is a synth savant. he’s doing things w the synth the world has never seen before. he’s the lord of the synth. also he likes teriyaki#just watch it it’s so good#movies
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too many movies have been ruined by not casting ugly people
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imagine your coworker kills 3 people in front of you and make you clean it up and forces you to go on a journey of self betterment throughout your hometown and on top of it all he’s really hot
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trying to watch things for an actor you find hot is like
#you could pretty reasonably match these titles up to kyles body of work tbh#that’s what gives it that special sauce
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