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your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal
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There were some young kids playing at the park today. One of them said “Liar liar pants on fire!” The other one replied “I don’t even care about that. I don’t even believe in that.”
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me watching the knights seize everything in my accursed dungeon knowing theyll just be enthralled by my dark amulet and their souls trapped inside
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imagine how good it must feel to press a gun to your temple after a bad day and just hold it there with your eyes closed for a few minutes before sighing and putting it away
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that time of the year when you realize the depression isn’t seasonal
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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation
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