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when people yell at retail workers/waitstaff/etc. for no reason
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Put John Mulaney on Brooklyn Nine-Nine you cowards
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Please Remember...
You are never as awkward as you think you are
You are never as annoying as you think you are
You are never as boring as you think you are
Your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are
You are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
Chin up, everything’s going to be okay, okay?
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*Listens to my own playlist* Me: fucking masterpiece
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My favorite television trope is the one where they explain the characters default outfit by showing you a scene with their closet and the same outfit are on hangers 79 different times I love it
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When we say ‘ctrl’, 'alt’, 'del’ out loud, we don’t use the full version of alt
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