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Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/
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Picture of me when going outside actually makes me feel better
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Does your blog cover punctuation, or just words/letters/sounds? If it does, what’s your favorite punctuation mark? Mine’s a hyphen :)
according to the big edit i did last week, it must be an em dash :|
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
#the hold for Harrow The Ninth finally came in but I haven’t started it yet#i am Scared#the locked tomb#tlt#no spoilers
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i'm not talking to you put your OC on the phone
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guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.
THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929

#6.4%#would love a breakdown on what gave me that score tbh bc like#I felt like I was 50/50? like yeah I have adhd so things are late but#at least I let my husband sleep in on Sunday and holidays 😤
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applying for jobs seems to mostly consist of lying and submitting to indignities, which is whatever. but it is very difficult for me to override my innate instinct that anyone demanding i write a cover letter has insulted me so greatly that the only way to retain my honor is violence
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But the complexity and the grey lie not in the boop, but what you do with the boop once you have it.
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i have not booped half of you as well as i would have liked, and i have booped half of you half as well as you deserve.
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reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”
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big day on tumblr for people who like to press buttons indiscriminately
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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...
I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED
POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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