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I imagine some trans person or enby changing their name like.

-> Goes to Wiktionary.org -> Clicks "Random entry" -> My name is now ጭምብል

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manis+ that guy

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yet another impossible body standard for women

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me and the no one i pulled by doing nothing

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the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

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potato ponies for valentine day

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spin this wheel of fanfic tags. this will be the theme of your day tomorrow.

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okay so the “fedex hiring right now” posts are 100% scams right?? those people are getting hacked?

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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

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got high last night and became so obsessed with this thing i made an undertale edit and drew it

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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

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me when i see the tiniest bit of talon content

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purple and weed

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santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

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would it be cool with yall if i just stole all the overwatch characters and made them ocs