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chat I got obsessed with snake fruit x affogato these hoes are now my obsession

I need so much content of them I'm tweakinngnnnnnnnnn

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Now I want to spend the early morning among the lotuses

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guys I swear I'd be doing requests but I got severely distracted

wcue got me in a chokehold and apparently I'm in a discord longterm rp so uhh

that happened ig and now I'm diving back into my obsession with warrior cats I had back in fifth grade and the obsession of wcue I got in 2022

insert Lilyglade with the most atrocious quality known to mankind

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OH GREAT HEAVENS

silly

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just got 5 affogato requests and yk what hell yeah partner speak your shit my guy

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the ibuprofen is looking real delectable tonight... tw: rant (it doesn't make sense because I'm sleep-deprived but who cares)

I just went on pinterest and oh my lord the media literacy for most ships is just...gone. buried under layers and layers of "i ain't looking into ts" and "you expect me to read allat" like PLEASE be fr...

"shadowvanilla is actually fanservice in-game btw and content of it is literally always sexual so you shouldn't ship it" WHAT 🤯🤯. REF DO SOMETHING PLEASE

I'm not a shadowvanilla expert or anything but that sounds false idk man...

"pure vanilla is minor coded and so it's illegal to ship him with shadow milk" please of course, give me five examples and let's play English Class. Tell me why you think he's a minor. And let's talk about White Lily too, yknow? They went to the same school together, they were close friends, so let me know if you think she's also a minor too💔😔 "if it were a straight ship everyone would complain and hate it" (talking about eternalberry and shadowvanilla)

the way the crowd went silent. the way nothing would change besides a bit more complaining. Like...they're soulmates in the way that they literally share the same soul jam. people are gonna ship them regardless of gender atp.

like yeah pinterest is cute but by god it's a cesspool of AI, stolen art (saying "credits to artist" and not specifying is still stealing vro), and REALLY appalling opinions (sometimes).

at this point I'm a shipper just to rage bait on pinterest and for fun. let people do what they want like geez. I only go on that site for pngs and stuff like this

like isn't this way cuter than seeing someone bash a ship

i ship beast x ancient for the love of the game and pinterest opinions can be...loud. and violent. and it's actually insane how many people just DESPISE it. if I said in a comment section that I shipped burningcheese and shadowvanilla, there would be so many evil packages at my doorstep

I still remember when people were bashing hollytaya because it's "toxic" bro I remember the trenches of shipping

the way people are going to complain so bad about silentlily when they come out and the episodes are released (personally I adore silentlily and the mystery of how they'll interact with white lily will be so cool)

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Inbox check: Burning Spice general hcs (plus soma x reader content, requested by an irl)

Fire Spirit x reader hcs Wind Archer x reader hcs Child!reader and the ancients (still) White Lily x cuddly reader (still)

Elder Faerie x pre-beast reader (still)

Longansalt hcs

Captain Caviar x selkie reader

Affogato Cookie hcs with a sentient statuette (platonic or slightly romantic)

Silent Salt x Abyss Monarch hcs (requested by an irl)

Eternal Sugar x reader who's in chronic pain (requested by a friend who recently broke several bones and has atrocious migraines)

pretty please request

Can y'all just spam my inbox with requests because I'm gonna close them soon and I'm probably gonna fill most out by two or three a day (if I don't get lazy)

I already got an Elder Faerie one with a Pre-Beast reader, one with my favorite ship and a child!reader, another with White Lily and a cuddly reader, and the child!reader with the ancients in my inbox and I can't wait to see more

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hey so allergies are a bitch and I'm reopening requests then closing them after another day or 2 because I need inspiration and funny stuff

also I feel like my inbox needs new meat to tenderize and cook

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chat i miss them so bad

pleaseee come to kingdom after beast yeast or in a filler update idc I just want you

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YURI OH MY LORD

what have you done? I'm a longsalt shipper now... /silly

go my evil yuri propaganda. drag more unsuspecting shippers into your dark depths

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Mom found the yuri/yaoi and she's searching my phone and search history (SHE WILL CHECK THIS TUMBLR I DON'T TRUST HER)

only way I can communicate is with a computer and a dream (why did I not delete my search history beforehand shit)

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polyamorous burningsalt x reader please save me

in every trio there's a duo but nobody can decide who's the real duo at this point

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Burningsalt brainworms have consumed me

yes I headcanon they used to spar copiously and that there's a really prominent scar on BS's back because SS caught him off-guard.

I feel like he would break and fix SS's helmet several times and there would always be traces of the damage despite fixing it.

Please let them both be gay little warlords devsis

please let them fight just for shits and giggles

please make them absolutely despise each other but not

I want them to be rivals so bad you don't even know

When they fight it looks like a fucking eclipse and everyone has to look away or else they'll just die

Yes silent salt is gonna be shipped with everyone

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I promised to get this done but holy fuck I scraped my knees and got a mouth ulcer today and the pain is currently a 7 what the fuck

and it's always on the goddamn left side. scars, burns, bruises...AND I USE THAT HAND TO WRITE???

anyways sorry chaery but ts is gonna wait a bit I might have to use crutches or a wheelchair because I can't fucking walk </3

my wound has a pulse and it feels like it's on fire if I don't put pressure on it and keep it a specific way

new headcanons for BS: he used to get injured a lot on his left side when he used to spar with Silent Salt. Now he just kinda...gets injured on both sides. chat is this nerve damage

made in the same day is crazy work bro

yes this is an actual request from an irl and yes I remade my burning spice banner because I care about him (recoloring was atrocious there was so much blue that i had to turn to red and yes I cut out golden cheese from existence)

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OH MY GOD YOUR BURNING SPICE DESIGN IS IMMACULATE

He reminds me of a trollhunters character in the most FABULOUS way possible. Like- he's giving off Gunmar vibes with this design I love it so much please he's so cool and menacing and lowk insane

THANKYOUUUU heres a little doodle of him ft his primary inspirations for his design (and my stupid little sona)

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I just saw the longansalt art...it's so fantastic oh lord have mercy

please don't even die tragically because that ship's been my #1 rarepair since the beasts were released and I'm so fr right now

hc that the black and white dragon is secretly their kid

fellow longansalter