claryvoyantfray

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claire’s

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."

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its crazy that a lot of what we call 'video essays' these days are basically low budget documentaries on increasingly weird and niche topics. no network approval no tv budget just one guy with maybe a hired editor/writer and a couple of friends willing to read voice lines. and then they put it on youtube like its no big deal. insane.

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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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I'm a big fan that Richard Harmon's type cast is annoying edgy asshole that just won't die

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Yaoi and Yuri kings interacting, world's gonna collide soon

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Recently discovered, fully by accident, that the trick to feeling like you have more time in the day is to actually do shit with the time that's there, which seems fake and wrong and it's frankly infuriating that it works >:|

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imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

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Listen, I completely understand why it was an issue for some people, but I still think that naming the original release of Deltarune “SURVEY_PROGRAM.exe” was really really funny

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Pedro Pascal | "Eddington" Photocall at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival | May 17, 2025

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PEDRO PASCAL "Eddington" photocall at The 78th Cannes Film Festival (May 17, 2025)

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It's about time that Vatican City gets to participate in Eurovision

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Lord. Will we ever recover