classicalcalvary
classicalcalvary
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u got a knife in yo back and a dick in ya butt which u pullin out first
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💜🩷💚they are in love💚🩷💜
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violent resistance to violent oppression wouldnt exist if there was no violent oppression in the first place. casualties of violent resistance to violent oppression are ultimately the sole blame of the violent oppressor
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classicalcalvary · 2 years ago
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i saw the trailer for the new feel-good “anti-racist” US war movie about the carpet bombing of North Korea and started writing up something for this blog, partially inspired by the absolute shit storm i got for sharing that post i made with pictures of everyday life outside pyongyang
and then i gave up, because what’s the point? westerners can’t even handle a single picture of a north korean not looking miserable without screaming propaganda
meanwhile, there are no stories about the horrors of life in the ‘hermit kingdom’ that are deemed too outlandish to be believable. i can’t remember who said it, but it’s like the entire country has taken up permanent residence in the western imaginary as some silly little cartoon villain, where the leaders of the country does evil things for no discernible reason. they’re just silly and evil like that, and the citizens, of course, are silly, too. silly and brainwashed.
i watched a video recently of a tourists visiting an auto dealership in pyongyang, and the entire time he was just gawking at the employees and costumers, shoving his phone in their face, and confidently explaining to his youtube audience that everyone he’s interacting with are actually actors.
what level of dehumanization do you have to reach for that thought to even cross your mind? to think that the people you see before you are actors? that entire cities and shops are erected with to sole purpose that you, a western, will see them and be impressed?
what frustrates me the most is the casual cruelty that seeps into any mention of north korea, no matter how small. if north koreans are not being evil, they’re being silly.
a north korean newspaper reports that a group of archeologists in pyongyang have discovered an old rock carving with the words ‘unicorn lair’ (mistranslated), and the western press reports that north koreans now believe in unicorns.
a tourist at a hotel in hamhung is told by the receptionist to be careful at the beach: the waves can get high. that day the tourists goes to the beach, and there are no waves. she retells the story to her instagram followers, explaining that the poor woman at the hotel could never have seen real waves before because north koreans are probably never allowed to travel.
she adds a little teary-eyed emoji.
one of the cities i included in the post was sariwon, a densely populated city to the south of pyongyang. below are some pictures from its “folk customs street”, which was built to showcase old korean traditions and customs
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here’s all wikipedia has to say about it
Built to display an ideal picture of ancient Korea, it includes buildings in the “historical style” and a collection of ancient Korean cannons. Although it is considered an inaccurate romanticized recreation of an ancient Korean street, it is frequently used as a destination for foreigners on official government tours. Many older style Korean buildings exist in the city.
it’s just north koreans being silly again. there’s no mention of what might motivate them to build a street like that — why the preservation of old customs, culture and architecture might somehow be important for the city
could it perhaps have something to do with how the U.S. air force dropped 635,000 tons of bombs, including 32,557 tons of napalm, over the korean peninsula during the war? the carpet bombings, which are now the topic of an upcoming hollywood movie about overcoming racism through warcrimes, destroyed an estimate of 85% of all buildings in north korea. some cities were entirely wiped off the map.
in sariwon they missed a few buildings, but not many — after an intense firebombing campaign the U.S. military estimated the destruction of sariwon to be at 95%.
none of this is mentioned on the wikipedia page for sariwon.
we destroyed entire cities. memory-holed the entire thing, called it the forgotten war. and now, 70 years later, we’re convincing ourselves that the people living in the ruins are actors.
and somehow the north koreans are the brainwashed ones
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classicalcalvary · 2 years ago
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Aragorn
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Hello sailor!!
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erm what the scallop
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everyone go read bold and forth on by the incredible @finitevariety RIGHT NOW i'm pretty sure it's a classic but like if you haven't read it go read it. if you have go read it again. have this webweave i made.
fic excerpts from bold and forth on by infinitevariety// my life is pathetic! by heather havrilesky // white oleander (2002) dir. peter kosminsky // why are you haunted? by joan tierney // mirror traps by hera lindsay bird // half-light by frank bidart // @/qannibalism // in the desert by stephen crane // beekeeping by eliza johnson // hannibal // unknown // where it begins by erica jong // @/wormbus-art // cop car by mitski // bite inhibition via wikipedia // so we meet apart by jennifer s. cheng // your love finds it's way back by sierra demulder // untitled by barbara kruger // unknown by jeanette winterson
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twitter @peachprc // tiktok // Man to Man by Dorian Electra // Untitled (You Construct Intricate Rituals) by Barbara Kruger // Wrestlers by Unknown // @qannibalism // Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk // Dracula by Bram Stoker // Among Us // Hannibal 2x10 // twitter @uheeuhaha // Little Beast by Richard Siken // Succession 3x04
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if the world is against zolu. toei is against the world
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the bravest little toaster
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Thriller Bark but OPLA and a wee bit more homoerotic touching!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TRAFALGAR LAW RAHHHHH💥🎉🎂
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