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one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

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ABBOTT ELEMENTARY 4.16 – Books

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“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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not sure if this will make sense to anyone besides me but: the antidote to negativity is not positivity, its warmth

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Found this in a plant catalog and couldn’t stop laughing

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hey i saw you across the room at the devil's sacrament and loved your vibe

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technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

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"IS THIS THE DEATH OF ART?" Well art has died before. Art died in both the 1980s and 1940s. Art died in the industrial revolution. Art died when they invented the printing press. Art died when we stopped painting on cave walls. Art died when you, personally, stopped finger painting. You can absolutely be a hater though that's part of it