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Olivia is about to hurt someone
Olivia talking to herself: I am so sick of people talking over me, next person who does it is- Petra: Hey liv what does UwU mean? Olivia: Death. Petra looking up from her phone with concern: Death? Olivia: You get to choose your death Also Olivia providing her different options:
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Help me or so be it
"Awe, I am going to to burry ruebenm for you,"
"Tnank petra"
Petra nods and walks to the backyard to bury rueben but comes up with a good diea. Petra took Ruebens body and she went to smoke it.
The witherstorm was dancingf in his bed, jhe thought for a moemmt before deciding to go torment the same teenagers again a smile forming on his multiple ugly ass faces.
Petra sat there smoking the food in the smoker trying to make it not smell like delicious pork. As soon as it was finished she smiled and headed to cut it up. The wiferstorm appeared and he smacked Peta away and went to fuck the sandwhich :))))
petsa saw and she sat up blinking weirdly before shrugging and she grabbed the witherstorns collar and pulled it away, "bad doggy,"
Petra shook her head angrily and grabbed the now mayo filled ruebejn meats and went to make the sandhwiched
"Guys din dins ready"
"Good me so hungry me so big hulk."
"Axel stfu"
"Yeah Axe spray stuf"
"OIll break your bojojnes rib boy,"
"everyone of you shtu the fuck up,"
Petr aplacew the food on the table as it was in snadwhich form.
"what meat is this?"
"Salsbaeryrry stake"
"oh yummy-"
Olivia eats it furtst smacking her big fat ass lips together. "hmmmm this taste like wooben"
"What ever do you mean ever? pETA burried him outside :(("
"No this is ruebenm look," Olivia pulls out a eye, ruebenms eye.
"Jail time bitch,"
[etra got ut behind bars
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MCSM Gang but make it twitch streamers (WRITTEN BY MY FRIEND CREDITS TO HIM)
Everyone streaming those weird fuckin videos you find in the far corners of youtube
Petra: "Y'all, everyone, you wanna see a curcumsision?"
Jesse: *actually fucking glaring into the cam* "Petra there are kids here"
Axel: "Hold on, i wanna see a curcumsision-"
Lukas: *actually fucking shitface drunk, lookin like a bleached grape* "What, watchin a c- section?"
Petra: "Lukas, you don't even know what a c section is."
Olivia: "I've never seen a curcumsised penis"
Lukas: "I dont know any castration-" *proceeds to pour a shit ton of malibu or whatever it is into a glass*
Petra: *into the other room* "Lukas, go to fucking bed!"
Ivor; *enters their call but cant figure out how to unmute*
Olivia; "Nevermind, I found a shit cake." *pastes image in their chat*
Petra: "Oh tasty"
Axel and jesse: *both fucking screeching*
Lukas: *mid drinking, spews a bit of malibu through his nose*
Olivia: "Hold on, i got more of these gimme a minute."
Ivor; *figures out how to unmute* "Who shat on a cake"
Axel: "Shut up, ivor."
Olivia: *posts mysterious link in chatroom and silently waits with a sussy smile*
Everyone: *fucking clicks*
Ivor: *worried that he isnt loud enough* "Why is this man nailing his scrotum??"
Axel: *deadass just cries*
Jesse: *dips*
Petra: "Olivia, where did you get that, gimme your source."
Lukas: *squints and then chugs his alcohol*
Olivia: "You all are such babieeeess"
Petra: "fish vagina"
Axel: "Olivia, you're mean." *wipes tears*
Axel's adhd ass: *stops crying about nail scrotum* "Oh shit, theres a hoot hoot outside"
Ivor: "What's this thing with a big monkey and a crocodile fighting?"
Lukas: Monkey on crocodile, ivor you're stupid- *violently vomits on keyboard*
Everyone staring silently:
Petra: "Dude, that's.. Kinda nasty"
Lukas; *just so fucking livid because his keyboard is all flooded with his puke*
Ivor: "..well, what's the hype around a monkey fighting a kramodah dragon??"
petra: *fuckin closes the call*
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Bussin’? 2.0
* Lukas vomiting *
Petra: That shit bussin?
Lukas: *gagging and choking on his own vomit*
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Bussin’?
Ivor: *eating something in peace*
Petra: hey.. hey Ivor.
Ivor: what do you want Ginger?
Petra: I’m curious.. is that shit bussin?
Ivor: bussin? I have never heard of it, do you mean busting? If so, you’re using that term wrong. Now shut your yap and go bother Barbie, I think he threw up again.
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Angy Petta
Petra: casually twitch streaming a minecraft speedrun because she bored, starts to get very fucking aggressive trying to kill the ender dragon, fucking dies, doesnt set her spawn point and ever so casually gets out of her chair and falls to the ground without a flinch no hesitation.
Lukas; who heard the thud* hey.. you alright?
Petra: shut the fuck up
Lukas: okay.
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Olivia: Shit, the can opener won’t work. Axel: Does that mean its a-
Olivia: Axel do not,
Axel: Can-
Olivia: Axel. Do. Not.
Axel: Can’t opener??
Olivia: Axel, I am running on 2 cups of coffee, get out.
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Jesse clearly drunk: As my dad- I mean Ivor once said- get FUCKED. Ivor: I have never once said that in my life-- go to bed.
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Wiki How
Petra and Jesse ever so casually harassing Olivia
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I am a genius
IUYGF
you got the main 5 oh yeah and the pig
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