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classychrisblog · 5 years ago
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I Dream of Italy
I sit bored on a rainy Saturday afternoon in Basingstoke. There’s no romance in that. I love my country, I’m proud to be British, but in a pandemic and having only seen the inside of my house and Asda for nearly 12 weeks, I dream of Italy.
Italy is all around me. Pasta comes in our food delivery, Puccini plays on the radio and even the book staring back at me from the end of the sofa is about Italian cars. It should be said that I have never been to Italy but it has always fascinated me. I won’t be going any time soon, and not just because of the global pandemic. No, I won’t be going because I’m poor. I still have a picture of sun kissed vines and olive groves, Days like these playing on the stereo of a 60’s sports car in the sunshine.
I base my ideals on ‘la dolce vita’, I follow Florentine tailors on Instagram and try to dress in a Neapolitan manner. I drink Prosecco when the sun shines on my council estate garden and Barolo when the nights draw in. I fuel my passion, or torture myself, by reading Italia magazine and imagine driving a Riva on Lake Como. I am even learning Italian, on an app, on my phone.
One day I will get a job, then I will retire and drive my classic car through the Tuscan hills. Until then, I dream of Italy
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classychrisblog · 5 years ago
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In these strange times
No vapour trails in the sky
On this bright blue day
No distant rumble
No, not one.
Nothing but the agitated Starlings
As the hawk passes by
Nothing but the regal Buzzard
Riding the invisible thermals.
The birds are clearer
The road noise gone,
The planet breaths
In these strange times
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classychrisblog · 5 years ago
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Summer
I love the summer
Panama hats
my new blue trousers
I want to feel the wind
in my hair
in my face
from the seat
of a small British sports car
I love my pastel colours
my pink jumper
I want a Jaguar
to drive in the countryside
sometimes I go out of my way
on the way home
just to drive
down country lanes
cricket on the radio
or Jazz
or Opera
when the suns hazy
the Queen of the Night aria
over the wind noise
I wish I was brave enough
to where my cravat
while I drive my imaginary Jaguar
an old English eccentric
it just suits the summer
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classychrisblog · 5 years ago
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I found out last night that my mother is just getting over a cough and my farther has a bad cough and high temperature. The inevitable is that they have both got the virus. This really brings it home, when the first people close to you get it. I know for a fact that my parents have been following the social distancing rules and only going out for food and to walk the dog. They still got it. It worries me because my partner has Scimitar Syndrome, a rare heart and lung condition, and as we have no one to do it for us I have been going out for food. If I get it and pass it to her she could die. So when I see idiots sunbathing in parks or going to the beach it really makes me cross. STAY HOME, PROTECT THE NHS, SAVE LIVES.
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classychrisblog · 5 years ago
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Buzzard Over Basingstoke
Against the azure blue sky
You circle.
Round and round and round
Riding the thermals,
Dancing on the slightest breath of wind.
High, high, higher
You fly. Silhouetted against the spring sun
Low in the morning sky.
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classychrisblog · 5 years ago
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classychrisblog · 5 years ago
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For the love of deck shoes #deck #deckshoes #lifestyle #shoes https://www.instagram.com/p/B-pg0oRgjgk/?igshid=13abziml392f1
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classychrisblog · 5 years ago
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All dressed up and nowhere to go
I find myself in an odd situation. I have recently discovered Plazza Uomo magazine and the rich world of sartorial dress. I have always dressed a bit differently and always smart but I didn’t realise there was a whole world of this. So on my limited income I have started to smarten up my wardrobe even further. This is great, now I feel good about my self and walk a little taller. Here in lies my problem. Given current restrictions and social distancing measures I’m all dressed up with nowhere to go. I am vastly over dressed for lounging on the sofa or in the garden. It’s completely inappropriate for house work. I mean I live on a council estate in Basingstoke so I’m overdressed anyway, but that’s a different issue. I love dressing up but it all feels a bit much. I don’t want to be a slob, but there’s something else. When you don’t have to get up and get dressed it’s easy not too. I have found, however, that forcing myself to get dressed smartly every day, to make myself presentable as if I were going to work, helps me to achieve more from my day. So I tell my self that’s why I do it. Not that just like wearing a tie and jacket.
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classychrisblog · 5 years ago
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classychrisblog · 5 years ago
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Urban Kite
What do you eat
as you fly
over council houses,
as you’re mobbed
by crows, pushed
aside,
out of place,
wild?
Unlike pigeons
or starlings
you never seem
to land,
just cry out.
I can hear you
sometimes
in the distance.
I don't know where you are.
I can hear you
sometimes
talking
to your mate,
to your young.
I can see you
sometimes
silhouetted against the sun,
a two-pronged tail,
pointed wings
thicker than a seagull’s
and more graceful.
I look out for you
my friend,
in the sky.
I talk to you
as I walk by.
Just an acknowledgement
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classychrisblog · 5 years ago
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My first attempt at tying a bow tie. This is a skill every man should have.
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classychrisblog · 5 years ago
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classychrisblog · 5 years ago
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I Want to Drive an Alfa Romeo
I want to drive an Alfa Romeo
round country roads
on a quiet day
with no other cars on the road
just enjoying the road
push it into the corners
take the apex
drop down through the gears
press the accelerator
and go
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classychrisblog · 5 years ago
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classychrisblog · 5 years ago
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Going to post some of my poems on here but if you can't wait check out my first book on amazon.
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classychrisblog · 5 years ago
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Morning insperation
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classychrisblog · 5 years ago
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Maserati 3500 GTI Vignale Spyder
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