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To all my neighbours setting off fireworks right now I just want you to know that I hate you 🩷 I hate you, my dog hates you, my cat hates you. Shut up please

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I know that reasonably Dan and Phil aren’t going to upload the next video tonight and I should just sleep…but what if they do 👀

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Reading Tumblr today I get the feeling that a lot of these people praising Hamas' horrific attack on Israeli civilians aren't really pro-Palestine so much as they're just looking for another reason to justify their hatred of Jews. You can believe that the Israeli government has committed unforgivable atrocities against innocent Palestinians without wishing rape and murder on innocent Israeli civilians in turn.

Also, speaking as a white American? We have absolutely ZERO room to talk when it comes to corrupt governments, genocide, ethnic cleansings, land theft, war crimes and basically every other kind of human rights violation there is. If you're a white American who thinks Israeli civilians deserve to die for the actions of their government, then you should have no objection to being murdered for the sins of your own government.

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Barbenheimer tip! Listen to ‘what was I made for?’ AFTER watching Oppenheimer for a truly crushing existential crisis! 💕

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Everybody say ‘thank you Greta Gerwig’

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Pinterest comment sections are the best. You’ll see some aesthetic photography and scroll down and find every deepest darkest thought a person has ever head. Instagram and twitter (threads?) comments are either people lying or people telling you to go fuck yourself but people will bare their entire soul on the Pinterest comment section. Either that or it’s ‘this is so [insert anime character]’. There is no in-between.

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Gentle reminder that your purpose in this world is to make it as good an experience for others and for yourself. It is not to get grades. It is not to get likes. It is not to get money. It is not to look good. That door you held open, that stranger you smiled at, the hug you gave to your friend, the silly drawing that made you smile. The petted cats, the laughter, the song played on repeat. They are all infinitely more valuable than the grade you get on that paper, which university you go to (or don’t go to), whether your hair is messy and how many followers you have on instagram. Don’t let capitalism make you forget that

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Pinterest targeted ads are really something huh

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Can’t believe they have the audacity to make me do exams in the AFTERNOON when I am TIRED. Dear examiner please take into account that I am very sleepy

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Goncharov and Cocaine Bear are both Tumblr-originated films that are insane but for opposite reasons. Goncharov is a perfectly plausible film that doesn’t exist, while Cocaine Bear is an absolutely ridiculous idea of a film that somehow does exist. Both have some weird basis in real life, kinda sorta; The bootleg boots and an actual bear who did ingest cocaine.

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I literally saw it last night and I can confirm, it is bonkers in the best way.

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Elizabeth Banks really just heard a story about a bear doing cocaine and thought ‘fuck, I wanna make a movie about this’. And she did. And it’s a fucking masterpiece. This is feminist cinema

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i don't wanna get ahead of myself or anything but i feel like this might be the best movie of the year

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the barbie movie. cocaine bear. dracula!nic cage (renfield). movies being silly and colorful and not taking themselves so seriously. 2023 is the year that cinema heals

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I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies