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Ashe, Sejuani, Lissandra for FMK

"Fuck Ashe, marry Lissandra, kiss Sejuani."

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FMK: Sivir, Samira, Kai'sa

"Fuck Sivir, marry Kai'sa, kiss Samira."

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FMK: Ferenir, Ezreal, Talon

"Fuck Ferenir, marry Ezreal... Kiss Talon? I don't really know the guy."

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Ask My Muse About Death

Send my muse one or a few of these questions (all of them related to death, life after death, etc. so please read with that warning in mind)

Have you ever come close to dying?

What do you think is the worst possible way to die?

Do you think there’s life after death?

If you were reborn as someone/something new, who or what would you want to be?

If you do believe in the afterlife, what kind of afterlife do you think awaits you?

Have you ever taken someone’s life?

Are you afraid of dying?

Do you ever wish you were immortal?

If you are immortal, do you ever wish you were mortal instead?

Name one (or a few) people in your life whose death would ruin you.

Who do you think would miss you most if you were gone?

Name one person you’d protect even if it meant sacrificing yourself.

If you had to choose a way to die, what would you choose?

Have you ever seen someone die (but you didn’t cause it)?

Has someone ever tried to severely hurt you?

Could you kill someone if it meant protecting yourself or someone else?

If you could meet someone who has died, who would it be?

Do you believe the dead ever come back to walk the earth?

Have you ever seen a ghost/spirit?

If you’ve ever had a near-death experience, describe what happened and what you saw/experienced.

BONUS: FOR UNDEAD/SPOOKY MUSES

How did you die?

What’s the last thing you remember before death?

Is the afterlife/undeath exactly as you pictured it to be?

What do you consider yourself (ghost, zombie, spirit, etc.)?

Do you wish you were alive and mortal again?

Was death frightening to you?

What have you learned since your death?

When you meet living people, are they afraid of you?

If you could be brought back to life, would you accept?

Did you return for a reason?

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Send my muse "FMK" and three names for them to say which one they'd Fuck, Marry and Kiss.

Make sure to specify for multimuse blogs.

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"It pisses me off how some of you live perfectly good lives and remain unsatisfied. Be fucking grateful for once."

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The fire poros chase him! Also have friends. Are magma poros. Are like fire poros, but also cube shaped. Give serious snuggles. He appears to be attracting twice as many snuggles for rejecting them as he might if he just accepted it. Such is the nature of poros. Shall spread love to his heart and make it grow many sizes and then there will be snax.

In a desperate attempt to save himself, he makes a run for it. Like a fiery avalanche, the fluft closes in on him, getting closer and closer, about to swallow him up.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

His scream is cut short, drowned under a layer of love and fluffiness. And lava, too. There's a lot of lava. It's a little hard to tell where the poros end, and where the earth melted under his touch begins. Not that it's his biggest concern at the moment. Maybe it's all poros now.

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"If I kick the Poro king, will they finally leave me alone...?"

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Are fire poros. Are poros made of fire. Is unclear how this has happened. But now there are snuggly fireballs. Snuggling him. Snuggily.

The small round eyes string at him with pure adoration. The tiny legs crawling all over him. The - somehow fluffy? - fire bodies pressing against his skin...

With a screech, he jumps away, jumping around in a desperate attempt to cleanse himself of these poros - or whatever they were.

"Get off. GET OFF!"

Screams of rage echo for miles.

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"Do you fear the fluffballs, little charcoal?" @the-dragon-blade

"What the fuck did you call me?" The atmosphere seems to have gotten a few degrees hotter just now. "Next time you call me little, I'll burn your goddamn house down. And you along with it."

Assuming you're not fireproof too. He grimaces, recalling the feeling of being swarmed and empowered by a fireproof fluft.

"Not fear. Despise. Pointless creatures, keep getting in my way, and people make a fuss if you kick them. I wouldn't mind them half as much, if they could politely go and burn, but of course they get special treatment."

And not the people who actually matter-

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Some are a huge 'maybe', so she didn't mark them.

"Congratulations on the bingo. Maybe I'll get back to you in a few decades."

He sighs. Where are the women without poro obsession...

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"Heard you were kicking poros." (@freljordi )

"Yes, and I will do it again. What's it to you?"

What's the warmother gonna do about it anyway, send the pig after him?

…maybe she should. Roasted pork sounds good...

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And of course SHE lands a fucking bingo.

"If not for your attachment for the damned poros, I'd maybe consider. But I already crossed you out for it."

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@bells-of-black-sunday (cannot send anon media)

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No bingo. Thank gods...

"I don't understand why men keep sending these in. But either way, you're not quite my type."

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Sorry the mental img of Darkin Tar staring down at Brand was way too funny to pass up HEWRHWERHHW

"Your longevity is nice and all, but I'd rather you were a cute girl. No hard feelings."

Why did a guy even send that in-

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[[Ok go wild]]