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Lavash & Sammy // Sausage Party: Foodtopia (2024)

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Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationship: Sammy Bagel Jr./Kareem Abdul Lavash Characters: Sammy Bagel Jr., Kareem Abdul Lavash Additional Tags: Third Person Limited POV, Canonical Character Death, Canon Compliant (unfortunately), Canon Typical Fucking (both the word and the action), Hurt/Comfort, Grief/Mourning, Insomnia, Brief Suicidal Ideation, Shooting Stars, Wishes, wishing on shooting stars, Ghost Sex, Porn With Feelings, Masturbation, Hand Jobs, literal food porn, Dirty Talk, Praise Kink, jerking off as a metaphor for overcoming grief?, oof, this fic is the opposite of kid-friendly despite its title referencing a famous Disney song, no beta we die like the Sausage Party fandom, takes place after the end of season 1 of Foodtopia, doomed food yaoi Words: 2,540 Chapters: 1/1 Summary: After the love of his life dies in his arms, Sammy is tormented by nightmares and unable to sleep - but with a little help from a shooting star, Lavash returns to him for one last night of passion.

I finally posted what's hopefully the first of many Sausage Party fics!

Hope this brightens the day of Doughtp shippers and Sausage Party fans alike since the fandom tag and especially the ship tag is pretty barren...

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Easter was yesterday but I don't think anyone's gonna complain about getting to see the main Sausage Party bois dressed up as playboy bunnies - Brenda certainly has no complaints~

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Just my take on what main 5 Sausage Party characters would look like as humans - made using Kisekae 2!

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I hate it when people describe Sausage Party, they reduce it to the orgy scene and make it sound like the entire film is just 90 minutes of a food orgy. Which is not even remotely true. The orgy scene is only 2-3 minutes long. This leaves about 87-88 minutes worth of the movie’s plot-related content. But here’s the thing: that plays out like any other movie, and therefore people do not find it as enjoyable to make cheap jokes at its expense. So they just chose to ignore a majority of the movie’s content, hyper focus on the 2-3 minute orgy right before the end of the movie, and pretend that’s what makes up the entirety of the film.

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valentine cards for that special someone, and right on time for halloween too!

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I think I've just managed to reach a new low this time, guys 😔🙏

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Ughhhh they're so stupid I fucking hate these horny breads 😭🙏

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HII GUYS,THIS MY NEW ACC

my last one was blocked, and I don’t know why, anyway, I’m sharing with you a moment from the first episode..

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Honestly, I love this movie.

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DOUGHTP IS THE CUTEST OTP I’VE EVER SEEN

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This bit from the final battle in the script was a gem too. Like why the heck did they remove this, this was glorious

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Do I read this correctly

Did the Non Perishables pretend to have mind blowing gay sex in front of a fucking audience like it’s some kind of circus act

Or not

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I hate this god awful movie already so why am I fanarting it

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Tag yourself, I’m woody allen and carlos

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Douche + text posts