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Well, can I say none of them is too much unreasonable?

What I fear is the only way to have an Austria GP 2022 2.0

Recipe:

Landoscar→Brocedes in Spain GP 2016

Reliability issues for both Mercedes

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caps

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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been impeded in free practice by your rival in a way that will leave you laughing huskily for the whole world to hear.

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charles tapping on maxs shoulder to let him know hes here and he can start yapping again. he also stuck himself there literally lol

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Triple headers and Lestappen needs to be studied by motorsport scientists

(me.)

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I'm in Poland for two weeks and I've seen so many people with F1 (Ferrari specifically) merch around it's amazing!

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the way he blinks in time with the helmet pats I can’t.

god, I love him so much. words are not enough anymore.

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Charles: I thought we agreed we wouldn't do it?

Max: Yeah well, we also agreed we'd meet on the podium, didn't we?

Charles: Please don't talk about the podium again, I can't bear it.

Max: That's why we're doing it. So we can have something else to worry about.

Charles, desperate: Max, please, rethink that for a minute?

Max: No schat. If we don't do it now we might regret it later. I'm posting it right now.

Charles:

Max:

Charles: Fine. But you answer the phone when they call.

Max:

Charles:

Max:

Charles: I'm serious. I'm not picking up.

* phone ringing *

Max, putting it in speaker right away: You're on speaker Christian.

Christian: YOU HAD ONE FREAKING RULE TO FOLLOW MAX. ONE RULE. ONE.

Max:

Christian: Also, Fred is here with me in case you're with Charles.

Charles, side eyeing Max, whispering: I told you

Max: *unbothered*

Fred: Charles, do I need to remind you? LESTAPPEN RELATIONSHIP RULE N.11. You don't get to use any competitor's name as a name for your new pet after a race has gone wrong.

Charles: Fred I'm mor-mphgggg

Max: Yes he knows but we thought it was funny anyway. And you're not competitors, you're our teams. Build some fucking decent cars next time. Bye now, I have pets to feed.

Christian: MAX DON'T YOU DARE, DELET- __________

Max, turning to proudly watch his new chicken: Well, that was funny, wasn't it, Chris?

Charles:

Max, gently picking up a rabbit from the floor: And what do you think, Fred? Do you like your name?

Charles, smiling: Okay, I give up. Give me little Fred.

Max: * grinning *

Charles:

Max: What?

Charles:

Max: Charles?

Charles: We're naming the next one Carlos.

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~must be the water blue~

Did I miss something? Like when Oracle Red Bull Racing decided that Charles is one of their actual drivers or what??

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Arthur the little sentinel always checking all Max's posts and instantly notifying Charles because he still can't bring himself to follow him.

That's the way it works I don't make the rules.

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So, now that Charles has admitted he dreams of racing Le Mans, we need someone to start asking Max if he'd like to team up with him and see how long it takes for him to break.

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LESTAPPEN + OSCAR PODIUM

HAPPY EASTER YOU ALL

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Do you have any recommendations for fics that will make you cry? (but with a happy ending)

absolutely, i do!!! i love a good angst fic, here are some of my personal favs.

if I had words series by @formula-fun (i will recommend this series until the day i die, some of the most beautiful writing I’ve ever read)

Beyond the Finish Line and Cursebreaker by my fav @usedtobetam are both incredible angst fics

F*ck About It by @lestapiastrisgirl was amazing!

we’d keep all our promises by @toppamplemousse made me cryyyyy.

Would you take the wheel. (If I lose control?) (au, charles is an actor)

you can lean on my arm (as you break my heart) (this fic ❤️❤️❤️)

He Wanted It Comfortable, I Wanted That Pain (omegaverse, one of the best ever imo)

A Ship to Wreck and I Heard About You aren’t really angst fics but they had chapters that broke my heart and made me cry.

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BTW Lea Michele followed Dianna Agron in the year 2025 so there's hope for Lestappen as well.

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Everyone is talking about how Max and Charles were the only ones maximizing their potential in quali and I'M LOVING EVERY WORD ABOUT IT

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Will always be proud of him. ❤️

Posts from Bluesky 🦋

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You know, I would just LOVE to see Charles driving the second Red Bull. Not because I want him to go away from Ferrari, but because I want to know what HE thinks about the undrivable car. What if he set the fastest lap with it? What then?