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you say to me here is a woman. she's insane and irreparably broken and probably a danger to herself and others. and i say yay yippee woohoo! and things of this nature

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Multishipping is really the most fun you can have in fandom. Do I think that a certain ship is literally the best thing to ever exist and that they were made for each other. Yes I do. But do I still ship them with someone else just for funsies? You guessed it, yes I do. Because I can.

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wanted to make cute sparbossa post but my hand slipped enjoy some willabeth instead (part 1)

part two

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Pirates of the Caribbean 2 except Beckett’s actually just really passionate about using Jack’s compass to find new shipping routes and suddenly Norrington show’s up with someone’s heart

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13, 20, and 23 for Jack for the character asks!!

Hi Kat!!

These were really funny to think about, so I might have overdone it. But in essence i believe its Jack's own fault.

13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot?

I always see the three monkeys, you know the 🙉🙊🙈 and those remind me of Jack. I feel like he would use them as reactions a lot like:

Gibbs: Jack, the rum is gone

Jack: 🙈

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Elizabeth: Everything you said to me, every word was a lie!!

Jack: 🙊

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Barbossa: The Brethren Court is our only hope to stop Beckett.

Jack: 🙉

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And also,

I wouldnt trust Jack with emojis at all... like Jack would be unhinged with with them. He would annoy the hell out of Gibbs, Barbossa, Will, Elizabeth, everyone with the way he uses emojis.

I feel like he would attempt at some point to communicate exclusively with emojis and everyone is like what the hell is (🗝️ ➡️ 🏃‍♂️💨 💰 🚫 👑🚢) supposed to mean?

-> What Jack actually means: "The plan is simple. We procure the key, which facilitates a speedy departure with the treasure, thereby avoiding an unpleasant encounter with the Royal Navy, savvy?"

Barbossa would have another reason to maroon him.

20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?

That's a though one. But I think --and maybe this is wishful thinking -- but I feel like Jack and Anamaria would've been great besties, if they kept it purely platonic. I think the dynamic wouldve been golden -> as in we share one brain cell type of thing, and Gibbs is the weary paternal figure trying to prevent/clean up the messes they make.

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Jack: I have an idea.

Anamaria: Does it involve fire?

Jack: It *could*.

Anamaria: I'm in.

Gibbs: (Sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose) Blast me, I'm fetching the water buckets.

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Anamaria: I dare you to tell the Commodore his wig looks like a dead cat.

Jack: Only if you dare to ask him if it's house-trained.

Gibbs: And I dare either of you to explain this to Saint Peter when you're sent to the gallows. Which will be in about five minutes if you don't shut your traps.

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Anamaria: We should use a bigger squid for the distraction.

Jack: No, a bigger squid is too obvious! We need a stealth squid! A cautious one. One with a troubled past, something that gives it motivation!

Gibbs: There is no squid! We are not using a squid for anything!

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Sighs... Its such a shame that Anamaria's character never got the chance to be developed into something more. But well..

23. Favorite picture of this character?

I has to be this one.

I dont know if its because hes using considerable less kohl so he looks more fresh idk... but theres something about this whole scene, this cunty smirk right here, it kills me everytime I watch CotBP-- ugh. I hate him. 🖤

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I have too many alms for you I think 😆 For I have yet another drawing request! 😱 (Though please tell me if it's annoying or too much that I've been sending you multiple requests 🥹)

Actually, I have 2 more requests, but since I already sent you 2 other asks I feel guilty so I'm going to combine them in one ask 🙈 And then you can choose which one is better!

I would looooove to see either Ana and James with monkey Jack (!!!) just being relaxed around each other and bantering and laughing with each other like you described in the first part of chapter 28 of TTTBU, because that scene was everything to me 🥹

That, OR!!!!! Because Jamie is so good with ALL animals, not just monkey Jack... That snake scene from chapter 30!!! 🤩 I loved that soooo much!!!

Again please tell me if these are getting too much! 🙈 And thank you so much for all your wonderful art! 💕✨️

So, this was a practice for me to draw monkey Jack, it's not great LOL. BUT-- i DO WANT TO DRAW THAT FULL SCENE

Like with the other one Im working on, It might take me a little while, since its like a panel. In the meantime... May I offer this little drawing I poured my love into LOL.

I just know that James Norrington is good with animals, like I can feel it. Also, since Jack Sparrow has a personal beef with monkey Jack, it makes perfect sense to me that the monkey favors James. Also just to spite human Jack.

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Elizabeth Swann my beloved

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opening the door a little bit

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5, 6 & 25 for james pls!

Hii Elle!

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

Ugh i have like ten playlist for this man for each Era hahahah but, its a tie between 'Hurricane Drunk' by f+tm and 'Sunlight' by Hozier. Specially during his DMC era. And Broken Crown by Mumford and Sons in AWE... is pure James Norrington in the 'choosing a side' scene.

6. What's something you have in common with this character?

Social anxiety.

Lol.

No but, in reality im not sure. I would like to think that we have a similar sense of humor, one that can get a bit self-deprecating sometimes.

But I do have a feeling that he wouldn't like me at all, im too messy and impulsive. Hes like the opposite of that.

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

The first time I watched PotC I watched DMC, it was in cinemas, I was 12. I came out obsessed with pirates and ships and Jack Sparrow and Orlando Bloom so I paid little mind to James at all.

It wasnt until I rewatched the OGT two years ago that the moment Norrington came on screen with that black wig i was like... 👀 hold on a minute.

Then it was a slippery slope after that.

Its a funny thing what your mind will focus on after you have a fully developed frontal lobe. Lol.

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Character Ask game!

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This already made 1k hits, you're all thirsting for this stupid man, I love you for it. 🖤

Here, can I interest you in some Jack x f.reader self-serving smut that has like zero plot and an features a very skilled captain...

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Small painting, bit messy, didn't focus on details that much, hope you guys like it c:.

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It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

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God I really want to commissions some great artists here but I can't because my stupid ass country has most of ppal functions blocked for sending out money.

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Keira Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007) dir. Gore Verbinski

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your loot or your life for @scubaby!!

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CHARACTER ASK GAME!!! 💫

Send a character + one or more of these question IN THE INBOX. Don't reply on the post!

1. Why do you like or dislike this character?

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

6. What's something you have in common with this character?

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?

9. Could you be roommates with this character?

10. Could you be best friends with this character?

11. Would you date this character?

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot?

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

15. What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.)

16. What's your least favorite ship for this character?

17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?

18. How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?

19. How about a relationship they have in canon that you don't like?

20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?

21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?

22. If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to ths character? Something you don't like?

23. Favorite picture of this character?

24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

26. What's something the character has done you can't get over? Be it something funny, bad, good, serious, whatever?

27. What is a color or colors that you think of when you think of this character, be it their canon color(s) or not?

28. If you could have this character meet another in another media, who would you have them meet?

29. Could you live as this character, would you? If not, what would you change so that you could?

30. FREEBIE QUESTION!!