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*frots you like this*

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Smash Potato Quiche —

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

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they turned the internet into bad tv surprisingly quickly

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dude.... the job market's in absolute shambles

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Always remember to check the label on your brain jar BEFORE putting it in your Frankenstein, otherwise you might end up using one of those criminal brains. Rookie mistake.

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Emotionally I think I really need it to be autumn

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Oh thank fuck we're so back

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In my head it's like this all the time.

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I can’t stop laughing

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i think star trek should write an in universe reason why some series don’t have swearing and some do. make it a universal translator glitch or something.

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Sometimes it feels like you've lived your whole life in a house that's always a little bit on fire. Like it's usually just in one room and you make sure to wet the walls around it so it doesn't spread and that usually works. You were expected to take more responsibility over fire containment when you were like seven because it's not like you can expect your parents to always be 100% on guard about making sure the whole house doesn't catch fire, and you figure that's just how things are like.

And sometimes as a kid you visit your friends' homes and some of then whisper to you - grimacing with embarrassment - about how they're not supposed to tell anyone this, but there's a whole room in their house that's currently on fire. And you're like yeah it's ok I'm not supposed to tell people about the way our house is a little bit on fire all the time, too. And then you visit some other friend's house and there's no trace of fire anywhere, and you think "wow, these people are really good at hiding their house fire."

And one day you show up to work like "hey sorry I'm late, I forgot to wet the walls before going to bed last night and my whole house burned down", and you're startled by the way people react, acting like that must be the worst thing that has ever happened to you. And you're just like "chill, it's been years since the last time this happened, and it wasn't even that bad this time", and that just makes people more shocked, acting like that's the weirdest and most concerning thing they've ever heard anyone say, which only confuses you more.

And then someone tries to explain to you that people aren't supposed to have an ongoing house fire. Most people actually never experience a house fire in their lives. Like not even once. Not even a little bit. The normal amount of having your house be currently on fire is zero.

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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.

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Customer in the beers, wines and spirits aisle, Sainsbury's, 63/69 Northgate Street, Gloucester, 1970s. From the Sainsbury Archive.